INB4FLAMEWAR: This is a wall of text...
For Ban Hammer, for inspiring me to write off of your story. Your novel is as epic as ...umm yeah. Hi.
Matt walked out his door, rocking his jeans and pokemon shirt.
He continued to college while thinking"I wish I could be as epic as you" as he spoke his computer he sighed.
In Biology, as Matt was playing WoW on his ultimate computer, he thought of something...an exploit to WoW...how to make your WoW character's bo..s umm bigger umm anyways back to the story.
He went onto Free Online Dating at Plentyoffish.com looking for a web developer.
Suddenly he got curios for this one chick"KuRIoS".
They decided to meet at a bar...they would find eachother by eachother's computer.
Matt came in with his 80's apple while KuRIoS was rocking his PC.
They talked over a few bottles of Vodka.
MATT:"HEY KUR, I GOT THIS AMAZING IDEA"
KUR: "LOL ONE MORE CAPRI SUN MERFED(Hot bar tender) What is it Matt?
MATT: A WORLD OF LOLCRAFT FORUM
KUR: KOOL, CAN I HAV UR SHIRT?
MATT: Lol wut? Ok, but u haz to be admin on my forum
KUR: YESSIR
And they lived happily ever after.
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