[QUESTION] Typography

[Vindicated]

I wanted to make my own business cards as a joke. I would be using the VistaPrint free 250 business cards promotion!

How would I go about making this my own? Keep in mind I have no PS skills whatsoever and don't have it installed either!
Front:

Back:



If anyone has any ideas/help that would be great!

[ev1]

Any graphic designer should do that for you, with the correct dimensions given and that stuff - wouldn't take more than 10 minutes tops to make.

[Jadd]

Use paint? Should be really easy if you want it to look like what you posted. The resolution for VistaPrint is 1110x685px. Leave 35 pixels on both height and width for the end cut.

[Vindicated]

I would but I don't know the text style?