Buying your uber high end account with tons of supporter packs and challenges

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Did you start playing this game in beta and have bought every supporter pack since?
Did you spend way too much money on some crappy skins that sit there and mock you for how much money you wasted when you could've invested it all and been a millionaire?
Did you end up just playing without any skins because you actually prefer to look like a hobo?
Did you waste the majority of your life chasing 36/40 or 40/40 challenges to be rewarded with some weapon effect that looks worse than your bank balance?
Did you get a larger t-shirt with each supporter pack that you bought?
Is your ex-wife trying to claim half of your account as hers in the divorce?
Do you want to get rid of the worst investment of your life?

Well, I'm your guy.

I'm looking for a real beefy account.
I want the top 0.01% of accounts.
I'm not talking about 5-10 $60 supporter pack accounts with no challenges done.
I'm talking about the accounts that have blood, sweat, and tears put into them that reek of destroyed relationships and marriages.
I don't have care about your items, characters, or how many exalts you have. I only want accounts that have 36/40 or 40/40 on at least all the MTX reward leagues and have over $10,000 USD invested in supporter packs.
If you don't have Diamond, Eternal, Conqueror, Grandmaster, Highgate, Ascendant, Phoenix, Kitava, Dominator, Crucible, Orion, Atlas, and all the $60 league packs in between your account is probably not what I want.

PM me what you have and let's talk.