SO YOU WANT TO BE COOL? Well chances are, if you're reading this guide, you could use a bit of help. "But Roffle," you may ask "I don't know to AFK the cool way, can I really learn?" The answer is yes.
If you want to be cool, this is the guide for you.
If you want to turn heads in Dalaran, this is the guide for you.
If you want to be famous on your server, this is the guide for you.
If you want to get more women than you have time for, this is the guide for you.
If you want to Impress your friends, strangers, and religious leaders, this is the guide for you.
If you want to eventually take over your server, this is the guide for you.
I could go on and on about the benefits of this guide, but I'll leave it at that.
So how can you be awesome? Here's how you can be awesome:
Step 1:
Mount up, and find a ramp like this in Dalaran. (Remember which way the arrow is pointing, you'll need that for Step 2.)
Step 2:
Think back to Step 1, remember the arrow? You want to follow that arrow, auto-run the direction it is pointing, and try to run up the side of the stairs. If you do it right, you should catch an edge on the ramp, and you will begin auto-running in place.
Pictures of finished product:
Video:
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Woah, you guys see that? Yea, that's me, afk in Dalaran. If you think you've ever seen anything cooler, you are wrong. It can't be unseen, you will compare every cool thing for the rest of your life to those images. Everything you once thought was cool will not hold-up to the standards now set by this afk spot. You may contemplate suicide, a life without cool may not sound worth living.
Fear not, once you have afk'd like this in Dalaran, it will make life worth living again. Things will be looking up, and you will be very, very, alot cool.