[Very Simple] Most effective ban method I've ever used

[LiquidShizzles]

Ok, there's a lot of 'how to ban account' threads, but as far as I'm aware this hasn't been posted.

Steps;

1) Put in a ticket asking for urgent help in regards to your account being compromised (lol irony rules)
2) Right after a GM whispers you start spamming;
"Hello? idiot?! you ****ing there? jesus christ you're crap!"
3) When the GM says something to you immediately reply with;
"Oh my ****ING GOD!!! Help me or I will kill your ****ING kids!!"

This has ALWAYS resulted in a perma-ban for me. If you don't feel you have said enough to get banned here is some ideas of phrases you could use;

"Jesus this speedhack im using is ****ing awesome!" (followed by "sorry wrong chat")
"Say hi to that whore you call a mum for me"
"I eat babies"
"AUTOMATED BOT MESSAGE: I am botting, leave me be"

Oh and if anyone else has any ideas, PLEASE post them

[trancehax]

They aren't THAT stupid, and no this isn't a perma ban UNLESS you have already had a<insert hour here> ban and final warning.

[cXm0d]

If something that drastic is said to a GM, they may lock the account, but they won't perma ban it. It's obvious that someone wouldn't say such things to a GM whilst in control of their account.
Also, it involves a GM, and that isn't allowed here.

[LiquidShizzles]

Locking the account is essentially the same and I can assure you that GMs will believe this.

[[T]orus[B]east]

Locking the account is essentially the same and I can assure you that GMs will believe this.

No it's essentially not. Cause the real owner just has to call blizzard and get it back.

Why are your ideas so fail?

[vertigo7]

I think it might work with one of them, the speed hack one.

Be like:
"This speed hack is f***ing awesome!"
Then REALLY QUICKLY
"OH CRAP wrong tell heh heh just kidding"

Or something along those lines that makes it seem like you are actually trying to pull off that you were joking. I think it might work, and if you have a mac, so you can't REALLY speed hack, I think this is one of the best ways possible to get AT LEAST a 3 hour ban, and possibly a perma-ban, depending on how bad the GM's day has been

And the point is really just to get banned for some period of time so that you can go back exactly when it is over to get banned again for a permanent ban.

So have a cookie.

Oh yeah, this has been beginning to REALLY piss me off. The no GM rule is ONLY FOR THE EXPLOITS SECTION

If it is not an exploit, then it is allowed, because there is not real way to scam a gm, he can always catch you. You're allowed to post how to get BANNED by a GM because it is the SCAMMING section, NOT the EXPLOIT section.
A link to the thread: http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ex...long-here.html
Notice it is in the exploit section

A link to the SCAMMING forum rules: http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-sc...ion-rules.html
Notice it says NOTHING about a GM.

So @OP, great job, not a repost, have a cookie

[supremeoverlord]

How about this:
message all online admins:
Bot message: This peice of this hasnt paid for this bot, please go ahead and ban him.

[LiquidShizzles]

Lol supreme >.< Make that a macro and reply to a GM with it!

And thanks vertigo, for actually thinking about possiblities before you post... most people seem to want someone to hold their hands through everything.