What you need
5 2 liter bottles of Mountain dew.
4 Packetages of Shiitakee mushrooms
1 cup of Tree sap (Pine perferred)
(2 Pints of lake water Optional)
and the Non-food items:
1 HUGEpot. (5 Gallon)
1 Stirring stick.
Steps to make it:
Take the pot and fill it up with the mountain dew and lake water (If you have it, this step is optional). put it on the stove on High untill it comes to a rolling boil.Then take the Mushrooms and put them in the pot of mountain dew, continue to boil for 5minutes. Set the pot on simmer and add in the Pine sap. Stir this in untill there is none left. Cover and let simmer for 10mins. Take it off the heat and pour it into pitchers and place in the refridgerator to cool.
To serve:
Pour the cold noggenfogger into a glass and drink. No you wont get high off this, yes it might taste nasty. The only "buff" you get is a feeling of weightlessness. I have made this before it makes a goood drink.
I have tested the final product on my friends and my tweaker friends, they did not get high off it. So no this is not a drug drink.
Anyways have fun making this and drinking it!
If you don't have pine sap then buy pine nuts and grind them to a fine powder.
Anyways. Bye!