New Theory/Diagram(s) for Programmer's isle!!!

[myojinyahiko]

Ok...First of all... dont flame my thread saying Learn the game mechanics!, or Test it before you post it! well to tell the truth i DONT know the game mechanics and i would NOT know how to test it...im not good with sending false info...

Ok... so like somone previously stated, maybe you can use a mage to port you? or maybe a warlock to summon you (while hes somwhere else)

Diagram Number One! *hit the lights please!*



So lets say the castle is PI (Progs. isle)

You want to get inside PI...well theres 4 main defence systems..

1. Wall - You can just walk right in...its an instance silly!
2. Mote - Its surrounded by water so where the hell is it???
3. Bridge - Only one way in!
4. Sentinals - Stupid az GM's gotta hide it....beezies....
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Story time - So one halloween the king dresed as a nub and left his castle key in his other pants... well he couldnt walk in bcuz his guards wouldnt elt him...so he got the local wizard to teleport him inside!
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Bingo! Mage..or warlock? - so what if like somone previously said, you get a mage to port you there by changing files? some say they are server side

If Not - Woot change ur files

If so - Maybe, i think it was idusy..or krazzee... they said they are working on a unlimited buff hax so when the server tell u u get a buff, your file of that buff changes it so the buff lasts forever... maybe when you port its the same deal!

Example - Tod and Fred work at burger king, some fool asked for extra ketchup... Tod (Server) tells Fred (your comp) to give him extra ketchup... Fred gives hims musterd!.. so Tod gives the custmer Musterd instead of ketchup..Customers reaction is difrent!
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Now if you are lst... here is a Glossary lol

PI - programers isle
Castle - PI
4 Defences - Bliz' Patches
King - You
Wizard - Mage/Warlock
Tod - Server
Fred - Your computer
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Ok..so i broke it down as easy as it gets for you slow people... some rep would be nice bcuz i worked hard on this lol...the idea came to me bcuz i got banned from the jannitor's clossset..so im like, damn... how can i get in now?? then bingo this came up to mind

--Mission Impossible--

[Carmbas]

Sweet Oo,
+rep

[Hounro]

great ide.. :P i just dont think that "TOD" wloud Accept the Musterd that "Fred" gave the customer :P and eat it

[Glynbeard]

hmmm i like your relations man and that pic would have sent Piccaso to shame:P but... we need to test this somehow... 4896754 rep to whoever tests it first!

[amrican93]

+rep for the Pic

[Conflag]

That picture...is hawt +rep

[Avianar47]

1. please dont ask for rep
2. +rep because i loled at the picture.