[Fun] Kill the noobs that beg for instance runs

[Rockerthug]

Okay, so I haven't been on this site in a while, but recently I have gotten tired of the people in trade chat that spam "Plz run me thro RFC will pay 50 silvr!" or other things along those lines, so I found a simple, and common sense way to get back at them.

This will work with any class that can drop aggro, for instance, a pally bubbling, a mage using ice block, or a rogue using vanish.

Simply invite the noob, telling them that you'll give them a free run. Meet up with them at the instance and tell them to wait for you to grab a whole pack of mobs. Once you run through aggroing as much as you can, tell the noob that you are running back so they will get full exp when you kill them (Most noobs don't know that you can kill the mobs ANYWHERE in the instance and they will stil get loot + exp).

Simply run back, and when they are right next to you, just drop aggro, in my case, bubble.

All of the mobs stop attacking you and go after the noob, this is especially funny when you have a good 50+ mobs rounded up, or the noob figures out whats going on and tries to make a run for it, but doesn't make it.

Sit back and watch the noob die in less than a second.

*Most of the time, you can apologize to the noob and say you 'accidentally' pressed the wrong button, and you can do this whole process over again.

I tend to do this when I'm bored or just tired of hearing the beggars in trade chat.

Have fun!

[Ground Zero]

Hoorah for Newb Punting!

[Erase]

They actually don't beg if they pay you, do they?

[Krillere]

I like the idea!

1. Get alot of aggro.
2. Run to n00b.
3. Feign Death ( For hunters! )
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

[Rockerthug]

They actually don't beg if they pay you, do they?

A lot of them don't pay, just beg. Some of them DO pay, but when they do, its usually only a few gold.

IMO, its worth the 2 or 3 gold that they might give you to see them die and get pissed.

[Rapt0R]

ok, a better way:

1. Make the noob follow you and tell him to help you attack the mobs ^^ in some funny way so they dont see anythin bad.

2. Drop aggro.

3. Now the noob not only has to run back to the corpse, but also die a few more times because his corpse was in the middle of the instance and he has to go through mobs.

[Roaringjet]

^........

No.

[Rockerthug]

ok, a better way:

1. Make the noob follow you and tell him to help you attack the mobs ^^ in some funny way so they dont see anythin bad.

2. Drop aggro.

3. Now the noob not only has to run back to the corpse, but also die a few more times because his corpse was in the middle of the instance and he has to go through mobs.

When you res in the instance, you res at the very start.

So that wouldn't work =\

[Mpidis]

This happened to you and now you know i guess?

[Rockerthug]

Nope, never happened to me before. I actually leveled all 3 of my chars to 80 without doing a single dungeon.

I just got tired of people on my realm begging for runs.

[Krillere]

ok, a better way:

1. Make the noob follow you and tell him to help you attack the mobs ^^ in some funny way so they dont see anythin bad.

2. Drop aggro.

3. Now the noob not only has to run back to the corpse, but also die a few more times because his corpse was in the middle of the instance and he has to go through mobs.

Looks like someone E-bayed a level 80 account and never did an instance.

[Dajnan]

just writing a simple "NO" will go alot faster...

[Rockerthug]

just writing a simple "NO" will go alot faster...

Yes, and you can also /ignore them, but they won't learn from that, will they?

They must die. All of them. ALL OF THEM!

[trinity04]

Death to Noobies!

[TimmeH32]

ok, a better way:

1. Make the noob follow you and tell him to help you attack the mobs ^^ in some funny way so they dont see anythin bad.

2. Drop aggro.

3. Now the noob not only has to run back to the corpse, but also die a few more times because his corpse was in the middle of the instance and he has to go through mobs.

You have a few options here.

Flame suit.
/wrists.
Or hearthstone.

I find a combination of 1 & 3 works best. God speed, friend.