[AWESOME GUIDE] how not to die like a idiot

[xf11]

allright, today, were going to introduce you to Shammy the shaman..


Shammy the shaman is like anyother shaman, you know, she does dailys to feed her kids, she believes in a nature based religion, she cast's earth shock like her life depends on it, but there something that splits here from the rest of her class. She is a elemental shaman, and has a move called thunderstorm Thunderstorm - Thottbot: World of Warcraft


Now, like all helpless victims, you may be thinking "oh, its a pansy aoe move that that elemental nub has". but little do you realize, it is a much more powerful move than it appears, it does a 20 YARD KNOCKBACK TO ANYONE WHOS NEAR IT DDDDDDDDDD:
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNN..
/gasp
/cry
/wrists

*cought* anyways, today im going to teach how not to be flung off a cliff by a pissed off elemental shaman. Now, many POSERS would suggest to use something like slowfall, or a noggenfogger potion or something like that so that you wont be killed by hitting the ground, but like I said, POSERS suggest that. There the kind of people who read the news on aol.com, NOW WHO READS THE NEWS ON AOL.COM..SERIOUSLY..Now my method is a simple and free way to cure this issue, and that is to NOT PUT YOUR BACK TO A CLIFF WHEN FIGHTING A ELEMENTAL SHAMAN

THE WRONG WAY TO FACE WHEN FIGHTING A ELEMENTAL SHAMAN


THE RIGHT WAY TO FACE WHEN FIGHTING A ELEMENTAL SHAMAN


Hopefully this guide will save you alot of embarrassment, and will save you from being this poor warrior in this screenshot, okbyenow

[Confucius]

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... you like reps?

[xf11]

I did it for the lawls

[[Blackstorm]]

this made me laugh soo rep cookies for u.

its a good tip too

[petrix]

+ rep for making my day!

[Me0w]

People are really easily entertained.

[!iMacroMage!]

This is stupider than the person who thought of producing "Paris Hilton's My New BFF".

[joshmoh123]

fail thread is fail :throwup:

[idusy]

At least resize the pics please.

[iRockMyiPod]

fail thread is fail :throwup:

WinThread is Win.

[xf11]

At least resize the pics please.

I see large pics more fitting

[wac]

I'm not a poser just because I'm a mage with slowfall. Slowfall glyph & Slowfall binded.

:< /offended

[mgscs]

Repost


- mGs

[madsherlock]

Oh come on! This is common sense!

You are basically just informing us of a shaman spell! !??!?! ?!?!!

[ikeelyou]

Bleh, might make an elemental shaman on the ptr and blow some people off the zeppelin.