Alamo funny Guide

[Drugcola]

Original post by Alamo, 60 Tauren Druid, Lobster Brood on Thunderhorn US.


UMM HAY LOL! WEN BLIZZ IS HAF SUM NEW BORDS, IS NEEDS SUM OLD POST! SO HEER IS OLD POST FRUM MAYBE LAST YEERS!

Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID! | 11/22/2005 12:09:09 PM PST

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../almobear1.jpg

2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...1a1tankahi.jpg

ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../BARESCARE.jpg

4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wimlessons.jpg

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...raft/roots.jpg

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...aft/eathed.jpg

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...aft/nomeow.jpg

5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oninervate.jpg

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nomoonfare.jpg


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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...duridteech.jpg

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...UIDTEECHER.jpg

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bareattack.jpg

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...t/alamoney.jpg

ALAMO LIVES AGAIN!

ALAMO IS A CASSEL IN TEXAS! LOL!


copy and paste from http://www.offgamers.com/guides

[fearedtoast]

I always enjoyed reading his posts, but I don't think that a four-year-old copy and paste is enough to rep. Might be if you included his part on the Burning Crusade.

[wac]

This certainly didn't make me laugh. Probably cus I'm angry because servers is down & I'm sick. But whatever .

I didn't even read all of it, the "i r teh funniez cuz i haes zkilz to taelk laike diz i r zo funniez" aren't really my style ...

Why am I even writing this?

[fearedtoast]

This certainly didn't make me laugh. Probably cus I'm angry because servers is down & I'm sick. But whatever .

I didn't even read all of it, the "i r teh funniez cuz i haes zkilz to taelk laike diz i r zo funniez" aren't really my style ...

Why am I even writing this?

It's funnier if you actually read them on the wow forums, you can probably find a link on wowwiki.

[Necropotence]

haha i laughed so hard on this >.< , try to read it and watch the pictures when you drink couple of beers

[tsoot]

Old as time itself, but still it's pretty guud, yes.

[[Ban Hammer]]

lol, its almost unreadable for me, but i guess that i do not understand the language of the noobs.

[EcHoEs]

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

[Trymplig]

Got tired after the first word.. I guess its funny if you get it!

[PIN]

Haha
Pretty funny.