[Funny] How to get Bigger!

[Havocx]

This thread is made in response to 7itanium's thread
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...lots-pets.html


Basically you must have 425 Cooking to make this.
You must cook Gigantic feast which can be bought with 3 dalaran tokens.



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[Superpenguin]

lol, You gotta be kidding XD

[Mallak]

Working as intended...

[Sensisativa]

Atleast you are trying to be funny, unlike some people who are just after the almighty rep.

But should you not have a location of the vendor?
What mats are involved in the recipe?

I kid, I know it's a joke thread....

Maybe next we can get a guide to Inkeeper's and the food/drinks they sell.

How about a guide all about the hearthstone?

[jesusisgod]

Aww, I thought this thread would teach me how to make my ***** bigger!

[Sensisativa]

Aww, I thought this thread would teach me how to make my ***** bigger!

You sir, owe me a new monitor. I might have just ruined it spitting pop all over it, laughing at that.

Thx, I needed a good laugh.

[jesusisgod]

You sir, owe me a new monitor. I might have just ruined it spitting pop all over it, laughing at that.

Thx, I needed a good laugh.

Thanks You're very welcome.

[Havocx]

i EFFING KNOW ITS WORKING AS INTENded THATS WHY I DIDNT POST IN EXPLOIT SECTION!


lol jk

[Cybchaos]

Some other ways to get bigger (I'm going to quote Roothroo from www.wowhead.com):

As an engineer, I did some exeperimentation to see how big of an Ornithopter (epic flying mount) I could make in Shattrath.

If you're an engineer, you can use a transporter to possibly get a size buff (seems like about a 5% chance). There are 3 growth buffs: Split-Soul: Good {you're also golden and translucent}, Split-Soul: Evil {you're red and translucent}, and Enlarge {you feel somehow larger}. I've confirmed that at least two of them stack with each other (the two split-soul effects) and they stack with Elixir of Giant Growth, Heroism/Bloodlust, and of course, Mojo. The 3rd one probably also stacks, but getting 3 of them going at once is proving difficult, especially considering there's also a possible shrink effect.

Unfortunately, I was doing this experiment with my Alliance character, so I cannot get Bom'bay's growth effect. The character is also a hunter, which means I can't use the Bulwark of Kings.

Reviewing current list of stackable growth buffs, using ModScales from WowHead, which are given as % increases (ModScale 30 = 30% = 1.3x size):

1. (20m) (ModScale 25) Elixir of Giant Growth (or Winterfall Firewater)
2. (2m) (ModScale 30) Heroism/Bloodlust (shaman totem)
3. (5m) (ModScale 50?) Bom'bay's Grow buff (horde only) -- can be doubled with a logout
4. (15sec) (ModScale 30) Bulwark of Kings (for plate-wearers) or Winterfall Firewater spell (via spell-steal)
5. (1hr ea) (ModScale 20) 2x Split-soul and 1x Enlarge (?) effect from transporter items (engineer only)
6. (20m) (ModScale 30) 1x Larger and Oranger from Hallow's End Candy (only during Hallow's End event)
7. (15sec) /kiss Mojo (a pseudo-buff for your mount, since it sizes to maintain a constant height, which makes it much larger when you turn into a frog)
8. (2m) General's Warcry, from AV BG -- almost not worth mentioning, since the queues can be longer than the other buffs, and you might not get the Warcry; but it does stack with Elixir of Giant Growth. If you had everything else going into AV, you wouldn't make it out of the cave anyway, so this is only here for completeness. Bom'bay's growth buff would likely not last long enough to get the first Warcry (especially considering queue time).
9. (12 sec) (ModScale 150) The Chosen One -- You get this while fighting Terokk, about 15 seconds in, if you have the highest threat. It does stack with Elixir of Giant Strength (but I wasn't quick enough to SS the proof -- very short duration on this one).
10. (15 sec) (ModScale 35) Growth Ray (unconfirmed: from a charmed/possessed Sunseeker Engineer)
11. (?) Magister's Terrace boss effect (pending research)

Using only effects 1-6 with no doubling, you'd be at least 4.91x normal size (3.27x for Alliance). With all three transporter effects and two Bom'bay effects, you'd be at least 12.43x normal size (5.52x for Alliance). If you happen to time it right with a Terokk fight (and as a plate wearer, odds are good you're able to hold the aggro to get the buff), the Chosen One buff will make you ridiculously huge (an additional 2.5x, so roughly 31x for horde, 13.8x for alliance) for a dozen seconds.

So, it seems that in order to get as large as is hordely possible, you need to be a lvl 70 male Tauren engineer who wears plate (warrior or paladin or Death Knight).

Note: even if you're not a Tauren male, the largest PC, one of the transporter effects you can get turns you into a random PC race of either side (sometimes changes when you cross continents/worlds/instance barriers). So it's still remotely possible you could max out your size by randomly turning into a male Tauren. As another consideration, there's a trinket that Terokk drops that can turn you into one of 3 models of Arakokra (sp?), which are about as big as male Tauren, maybe a little bigger even.

[Tink]

Spellclicker!
The power of christ compells you!

[Happy2k]

Youre making a post, with screenshots, to tell ppl that a food thats on the tooltip says you will get larger from eating it - actually works? Wow...............................

Im gonna make a post and tell people how great mana potions are.

[Havocx]

@Happy2k
learn to read what i posted
It was a response to 7itanium's thread.


So please read carefully?
You sure are good at flaming =)

[Kyiz]

@Happy2k
learn to read what i posted
It was a response to 7itanium's thread.


So please read carefully?
You sure are good at flaming =)

yes his thread has a point, yours doesn't compared to his.

his - Get a lot of pets to follow you around
yours - get a little bigger.... which can be achieved by many different things.

[Krillere]

Lol.. This is fail. :P

[Sensisativa]

yes his thread has a point, yours doesn't compared to his.

his - Get a lot of pets to follow you around
yours - get a little bigger.... which can be achieved by many different things.

Neither thread has a point, that's the jist of the OP's thread.

Don't defend someone just because they have rep. I'll agree most of his threads are epic and offer loads of advice,
but the "use your cooking as intended" was not much help to anyone that has even scanned their achievement page.