Griefing Guide

[NoMoralThreat]

Hello asshats,

A little background on this; I have been playing since release and enjoy making everyone's experience just a bit worse, so I would like to share my favorite griefs past and present so that I can further deploy my awesomeness across wow. The griefs range from mild to horrible, in no particular order. Many of the following WILL get you in trouble so be prepared for a timeout.

The trick to really pissing people off is to be creative, to show that you put time effort and thought into ruining their day. Anyone can roll up to a level 20 and gank them, camp them and force them to log out. But to get them to truly German kid their keyboard try mind controlling them off thandol span in wetlands and have a shaman friend buff water walking just as they jump. Also the other major factor in creating amazing amounts of nerdrage is serious time dedication; during the AQ event our guild had a 24:7 watch on the opposing faction's scarab lord candidate. For a month straight he could not leave ironforge with less than 10 people. When some people rerolled and grabbed a large chunk of guildbank funds, my buddy camped them for 17 hours straight, they did not pass level 7. He would sit for 2-3 hours while they were offline, but when they came back on and rezzed and he immediately ambushes them and kills all 3 it was well worth the time investment.

So pick enemies, out of vengeance or at random. Have people that if you run across in day to day you will immediately stop whatever you are doing and camp them until they log. Remember, if it would piss you off: DO IT.

Same faction grief:

• Duel on boat/zeppelin. Use a knockback or mind control to blow them off the side just as they depart.
• Silence their chat, wait for them to say something in trade then have your guildmates all report spam. Be aware that this also ignores them for a while.
• Follow them around and tap whatever monster they are going for (use rank 1 abilities so they pull aggro from you). Hunters/Rogues train mobs on to them. Do this with farmer overalls on and speak like you are from the south. I DUN GOT THAT UN.
• Buff your raid with rank 1 buffs.
• Ninja loot: CREATIVELY, as ninja looting has been played over and over. If you are an enchanter disenchant the item and mail them the shards. Otherwise only take items you cant use at all or make no sense to your class, add enchants and link it a lot.
• Run to assist teammates in a battleground then fully roleplay a coward and run in circles screaming while the other team destroys him.
• Pick up the flag in WSG/EOTS and walk (use / ) in circles until the opposing team gets back and kills you.
• Whenever someone cusses at you for doing one of the above, report them. Do not cuss back.
• Get a warlock and a friend. Start summoning low level characters to nagrand arena's roof. Kick them from the group and murder them. Good luck getting back.

Cross faction grief:

• Whenever you gank someone, let the mob do the final blow for the final **** you of durability loss.
• Find a low level character and follow them around crowd controlling them. Repeat until they log. Alternatively if your class does not have CC's use low damage snares.
• Gank people in unrezable places. Then fly to the local graveyard and gank them there with rez sickness. Now start a cooking fire, and sit down. When the body turns to bones, they have logged.
• Take over boats/zeppelin. Mind control/knock people off in fatigue water. Note if you die on a boat do not release you will rez when you zone. Continue to grief until they amass too many people trying to get to the other continent.
• Sheep people in deep water. They sink. Combine with boat trick above.
• Train a world boss to a major city (lethon/emeriss will work best). Not sure if these leash now.
• Pick a character and spend 3 solid days doing nothing but specifically targeting their wow experience. The time investment is what really matters here, prove you have no life by ruining theirs.
• Find a prominent, attractive female druid's sex tape while using remote assistance and post it on the realm forums. Watch said post reach 33 pages prior to being removed. For the next 3 months watch people link video after every post she makes (May only work for Nathrezim Horde).

Mind control tricks:

• Mind control a nearby mob to gank a lowbie. Adds a middle finger.
• Mind control an opposing faction tank who is highest threat on an outdoor boss. All threat will transfer to you when it breaks.
• Do the above from an unreachable location causing said boss to evade.
• Spend an hour mindcontrolling night elves/blood elves off cliffs. Count the number of flips/spins you completed. Try and beat your record!

Environmental Tricks:

• Gank people on the elemental plateau until they are very angry and call friends. Fly down to the throne of the elements and watch as one attacks you and gets hit by the big rock guy for 100k.
• Go to nagrand or blades edge arena and find an opposing team that is queuing for arenas. Wait until all but 1 character has entered and put that character into combat. Do not kill the character but hold combat for 1 minute. Laugh as their teammates get owned shorthanded because the character you are harassing is not allowed to zone while in combat. If you have stealth, repeat.
• Do the above on the last day of the arena season.

[real.deal]

haha, nice compilation! i like it!

[[F]ear]

Where did you get this from?

[NoMoralThreat]

Just wrote it now...

[naughtier]

rofl, ur an expert at this...
wonder how u get into raids :P
"Buff your raid with rank 1 buffs"

[xylon]

Ghehe this is evil (6)

[MagellanFreet]

Haha oh wow xD nice guide I've gotta try some of these.

+raep

[Blazara]

Nice.
Another nice way to annoy your own team, what with achievments, is to make sure nobody gets the Ironman achievment by scoring at least one flag.

I have it myself, and as such like to punish others trying to share my glory ;]

[Haettemaagen]

Haha. Great post, +rep.

[cXm0d]

Great guide. I love making people mad.

+rep

[roman420]

The best is rank 1 soul stone. You don't know you got owned untill you rez.

[cXm0d]

Currently doing this to some random ally on my server.

Just following him around Westfall, spamming train and saying "How you doin' budy? Don't you love this game?" and MC'ing Delfias into him.

[crayzzgoalee]

I lul'd.... especially at the samr faction arena with lowbies ahahaha.

[Sweatysack]

lol +Rep cause it pwns

[OblivionMage]

Wow... This is great!