[Guide] The Ultimate Level 1 Twink

[Jeesk]

/sigh

Dude This Is A Copy Paste From My Guide No Time To Link But Fail -rep If I Could

It's not a copy + paste you dumb shit. I wrote this entire thing from hand, it took me about an hour. I did not reference any other guide at all, I wrote it all from my own searching of wowhead to find the best items. So in short, go DIAF, kthx.

well ok its not exactly a copy & paste but the information is nearly identical?!!?!?

It's nowhere even near identical. Dumbshit's guide doesn't say anything about:

Head - Noble's Monocle
Neck - Voice Amplification Modulator
Back - Wispy Cloak
Hand - Worn Leather Gloves
Belt - Squealer's Belt

Not to mention the fact he doesn't provide any detailed information by way of Wowhead, etc.

Obviously some of the items are going to be "identical omg" because they're simply the best items in the game. But I did far more research than this idiot. My neck, gloves and belt are all unquestionably better than his.

And fyi, this isn't a repost. Dumbshit made a guide, I made a better guide. Repost is when you post the same shit that has already been posted. Not all of this info has been posted before.

I find this all stupid sorry, I prefer level 10 twinks with 80 dodge, no rep sry

I don't want your ****ing rep. I made this guide for anyone who wants to make a level 1 twink. If you think level 1 twinks are dumb then **** off.

i wouldnt spend that much on it ethir

See above, thanks for coming, **** off. And for the record, as I already said, I spent a WHOPPING 20 SILVER ON THIS GUY. OMFG. Newsflash, you don't actually need to spend any money at all on level 1 twinks, except for maybe some low level enchants, but most of the time you can get them for free from friends, guildies etc. anyway.

wow, didnt know there were that many cool level 1 items. thanks!

Well I'm glad someone appreciated it. You're welcome.

I think you forgot that you can level your First Aid to 75.
With this skill you can have your main create Heavy Wool Bandages and give them to your alt to use.

Yeah, I have first aid for my twink, but I thought it was sort of a given so I didn't bother including it. Also, the bandages are pretty much worthless when you have over 600 HP. Since you don't have any spells (as a rogue, anyway) that can incapacitate someone while you bandage, it's never going to be more beneficial for the fight to bandage than it is to just keep attacking. But they help (a tiny bit) in regenning your health after a fight, as do low level pots, and food (kobold apples).

You forgot Cadet Bow with +3 scope, and Feathered Arrows. I love using em when a mage tries to kite me on my lvl 1 twink.

I did find the Cadet Bow and Feathered Arrows to be the best dps for ranged slot, but since I didn't want to go to Darnassus to get bow training (more XP, and I don't want to accidently ding) I didn't bother with them. I'll add them into the guide anyway I guess, just in case someone wants to get them. Be careful about dinging to level 2 though!




Oh and by the way, Dumbshit who claimed I copied him? A little research shows that -- while mine is actually an original hand-typed, self-researched guide -- yours is a straight copy-and-paste from a guide on another site. Let's review your topic here:

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...ink-guide.html

This topic was made 1 week ago (mid-June)

Now, google some sentences from "your" guide for exact wording and what do we have here?

World of Warcraft Cheats: World of Warcraft guide: Twink lvl 1 guide

Oh, it's the exact same guide, word-for-word, and it was written in April - two months ago! It even has the same mistakes (feathered arrows are not from a 40 man raid, you fail).

Reporting your dumb ass for being a liar and copy-paster.

[coreykrauss13]

Pretty cool... ima make one and go kill some people... lol

+Rep

oh dang... didnt read that post... NICE GOING! you got him!

[Mirror]

Dude these are awesome, very detailed. +repx2 you win a panda!

[gilbaron]

by the way

Blood Elf Bandit Mask - Item - World of Warcraft

for your head, maybe you can find it in the ah, but it will be expensive.

[Jeesk]

Look what's coming out in 2.4.3!



Don't know for sure yet, but I'm assuming since both items have armor, they will be iLevel 35 or above like the tuxedo pants (when tuxedo jacked was changed and became useless, it was because they removed the armor on it - let's hope this one doesn't get nerfed!)

Assuming they are, these are awesome new items for twinks. Well, the pants are the same as tuxedo pants, so I'm not going to change them (I'd have to do Clefthide Leg Armor again) but I'll definitely replace my Simple Black Dress with the new jacket if I can reapply the +150 HP and get a bonus +45 armor!

[gilbaron]

Don Carlos' Hat - Item - World of Warcraft
http://static.************.com/mmoc/...ncarloshat.jpg

[xhavok]

This may seem really cool and all but if you don't have the money its a big waste IMO

[Mirror]

If you don't have the money get a cheaper one. They don't cost like 5000g.

[Jeesk]

Don Carlos' Hat - Item - World of Warcraft
http://static.************.com/mmoc/...ncarloshat.jpg

Can't get it for a twink, requires level 66.

This may seem really cool and all but if you don't have the money its a big waste IMO

Read the thread. My twink cost me 20 SILVER. Also read my post at the start of the thread that says if you think twinking is a waste of time or money, kindly piss off and don't bother posting.

[rhizx]

Nice Guide, although you should remove the Blood Elf Bandit Mask, as it requires level 5.

[xten]

I havn't read throught all comments, but isn't Fiery Weapon actually much better than Crusader for a level 1 twink?

[rhizx]

I personally like 15 Agility..

I just made my twink yesterday, and it's stats:

Unbuffed Stats:
675 Health
86 Attack Power
36.86% Critical Strike Chance
73.71% Dodge

[Calek]

Jeesk,

I hereby grant you 3 rep points for completely and utterly RAPING lordof69. That was hardcore ownage and i commend you for putting an amount of attention into raping him that borders on psychosis.

..we are peas in a pod my friend.

[Vladinator]

I just dont understand why make a lvl 1 when you can make a lvl 19 or w/e and at least you can do BG's

because everyone else also are level 19 and they are all twinks so now you at least can make a level 1 twink and beat level 10 chars because you own and they don't :P imo thats more fun than getting your ass handed to you by better twinks in the BGs rofl

[Jeesk]

I havn't read throught all comments, but isn't Fiery Weapon actually much better than Crusader for a level 1 twink?

I read a bit about both, people seemed to think Crusader was better for a Level 1, so I went with that. I haven't actually done the research to see though, which is why I included info on Fiery, Lifestealing, etc. too.

I wonder if the new Deathfrost one would be good? Maybe I should add info for it too.

Jeesk,

I hereby grant you 3 rep points for completely and utterly RAPING lordof69. That was hardcore ownage and i commend you for putting an amount of attention into raping him that borders on psychosis.

..we are peas in a pod my friend.

LOL, well if you're going to do something, do it right I'm equally smug and disappointed that he didn't bother to reply. Sadly, dumb shits have a habit of going silent and skulking away when they get owned Thanks for the rep, I don't care about the numbers, but the reason for giving it - made my day