[Guide] How to make your character Immortal

[kemalraik]

How to make your character Immortal

Now I'm sure there are many of you out there who might be asking the ultimate question....

"What is the meaning of Warcraft?"

I have the answer to that question.

You see, some people think that getting all the best Armour and gear is the meaning. And other people might tell you that completing every quest is the answer the that question.

They are wrong. Very wrong.

You see the sad truth is that when you get the best gear, Blizzard simply release new ones through expansions or patches. And the same goes for quests.

But I have figured out how to win in WoW. What the whole point of it is...

You must make your characters name achieve Immortality

You see, once you achieve immortality Blizzard cannot take it away from you. Even when the game is over you will be in the hearts and minds of others. For you will be remembered for all of eternity.

Now what I have for you lot is a guide that will help you to achieve Immortality. At the very minimum it will make it a lot easier.

Follow my steps, for they are part of the staircase to immortality.

Step 1: You will need to make yourself known straight away. This can be done using the following guide which will make you the most hated person on the server.

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...ur-server.html

Step 2: That guide should pretty much take you to infamy, if you follow it successfully. This is probably the hardest step. You will now have to deal with a lot of abuse from people on your server. How you take this all depends on what kind of person you are.

Step 3: If you wish to increase your large reputation further, then it is advisable to travel to different servers and cause havoc over there. Of course what server you go to is optional.

Now you are immortal, and you have great power. "With great power, comes great responsibility."

People will slag you, claim they don't care about you, call you a troll. But of course, they do not know that you have just won the world of warcraft.

They don't know, that you have completed the game.

Now ofcourse, these steps are all very difficult and very challenging. But you must remember that WoW is not an easy game to complete, it not only requires great skill, but also great mental strength and endurance.

You will need to sacrifice your friends, you will need to sacrifice your dignity. But with great sacrifices comes great potential.

"It is better to live 1 day as a Lion, than 100 days as a sheep".

Do you want to carry on playing WoW for the rest of eternity. Or do you want to complete some unfinished business. The choice is yours.

With Sad Regards

Kemalraik

(I was crying when writing this guide)

[Yeti]

....wat the hell is this?

[Numsu]

If you want to complete this guide, you have to read 11 more guides. You could make your threads something like ppl dont need to jump around readin other guides and then they get a move on to the next point.

[elliotthehobo]

gay *filler*

[kemalraik]

Look, I understand this may require you to read a few posts. But completing WoW is no easy task, and does require a lot of mental strength and determination.

If you want to complete WoW it's up to you, not me. Immortality is the secret.

[extraspecial]

so... would you mind, perhaps, sharing your character name or something?

'cause you've just written a guide on how to be 'immortal', and after playing on 8 servers, i've never heard of kemalraik in my life.

[kemalraik]

What servers have you played on?

Kemalraik has destroyed 3 guilds spread over 2 different servers in chaotic fashion. He has destroyed possibly 20 community events set up by several different servers. He has harassed hundreds of players to devastating effect. He has created the largest ever guilds in 2 servers. He became the most hated person on a few servers, including being ignored by 20% of his faction on one of the servers. He created the largest ever topic on one servers realm forums, a 45 page flame war. He never pays to play WoW, he always tricks others into paying for him. And more.

btw, I aint done much in about 1.5 years.

[Imakepigsfly]

wth you posted crap you just told people to follow a different guide that person should just put

EDIT: doing this will make you "win"

[Qup]

Whos Kemalraik?... i guess you fail, oh well.

[pbrocks]

Omg!!! what a great guide! (sarcasm)



Epic Fail

[Martognigno]

Tbh I like the way Kemalraik thinks. I will even rep him.

[spleen]

imo

[Kronokel]

uhm okay... what's this? :P

[NUcC]

omg u dont know Kemalraik? oO

[Monty]

you won the internet :O wtb more of your awesome guides
seriously, i found it very entertaining, people who troll and flame should get some sense of humor