Funny BG AFK Macro

[DrWho1988]

This will surely piss off people if you use this in a BG. Just a heads up in case you care.

/e has reported you as AFK. To receive honor you must remove this status by typing "/afk remove".

or something very similar. Make sure that it doesn't sound illiterate or you will make yourself look like a fool.

something like

/e has reported u as afk. To recieve honor and junk you got 2 remove this by typing "/afk remove".

will not work.

An even better one is creating a macro in Bindpad that looks like this:

/e has reported you as AFK. You have 5 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 1 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 4 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 2 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 3 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 3 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 2 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 4 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 1 second to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.

[Kazin420]

This is older than god, but every time it works its still funny just like it was the first time. I've been pretty successful with this over the years:

/e has reported you AFK, and you will no longer recieve marks or honor. To remove this debuff type /afk

Keeps the noobs out of your bgs. Although I've heard of people getting suspended for this so be warned.

[DrWho1988]

This is older than god, but every time it works its still funny just like it was the first time. I've been pretty successful with this over the years:

/e has reported you AFK, and you will no longer recieve marks or honor. To remove this debuff type /afk

Keeps the noobs out of your bgs. Although I've heard of people getting suspended for this so be warned.

Yes it is old, I've been doing this since BC. The marks part won't really work anymore (unless someone is really dumb). I usually get atleast 2-3 people to fall for the macro. I've used it loads of times and haven't even gotten a warning, but I guess anything could happen.

[Kazin420]

Yes it is old, I've been doing this since BC. The marks part won't really work anymore (unless someone is really dumb). I usually get atleast 2-3 people to fall for the macro. I've used it loads of times and haven't even gotten a warning, but I guess anything could happen.

Lol I cant believe I haven't changed that yet, thanks for pointing it out. Like I said, I've been doing this for a long time(just not as much recently after I heard you can get a suspension for it)

[Ssateneth]

Yes, you can get your account actioned for using this macro. It's a form of griefing/harassment.

[Mayx]

I got a warning for doing this.

And yeah.. It's older than... The socks under my bed.

[sobieski]

Another option that may be more successful is

/e has flagged you as AFK. To turn it off, type /afk off.

[Rumblefish]

/e or /me ? What is the difference ?

I use something like this.

/me has reported you for being AFK. Type /afk to clear or you will be ejected from this battleground.

[DrWho1988]

The difference is one has one less letter.


---------- Post added at 03:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:32 AM ----------

I have created a slightly more convincing one that will display as a countdown. You must have Bindpad installed as an addon.

/e has reported you as AFK. You have 5 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 1 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 4 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 2 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 3 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 3 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 2 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.
/in 4 /e has reported you as AFK. You have 1 seconds to type "/afk remove" or you will be booted from the battleground.