Hi all! To clear it,I didn't really know,where should I post this,but I found this section the most appropriate.
So first some "picture" macros:
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lOol
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lets get high childeren!
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BEEP BEEP IMA JEEP!
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"(@)'(@)"""''"*|(@)(@)*****''(@)
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NAGA STOLE MY BIKE
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are you ready to be carried
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// \ AFK for Porn!
And now come the "text" macros:
[Healers]
/cast (insert rez spell here)
/s Now Ressurecting %t. Side effects include but arn't limited too: Vomiting, loss of limbs, dizzyness, And a craving for brains. Resserecting is not for everyone. Please consult your healer before dieing.
/cast Inner Focus
/s ¯\(º_o)/¯ lolwut?
/any channel All our healers are busy right now, your health is important to us so please stay alive and a healer will be with you as soon as one is available.
/w %t I know your naughty secrets
/w %t you are going to die
/cast(insert rez spell here)
/s Get up,dammit!It's just a flesh wound!
/raid LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
/raid BOYS AND GIRLS!
/raid CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!
/raid DIEING TIME IS HERE!!!!!
[Rogues]
/cast Vanish
/s Notice the puff of smoke? I have succesfully casted Vanish, and i ask that you turn off auto attack, set all pets to passive and pretend you dont see me for the next 10 seconds. Thanks for your cooperation!
/s If God Had Wanted You To Live He Would Have Not Created ME!!
/em casts Pick Pocket
/em has STOLEN 3 gold from you!
/em snickers devilishly!
[Warlocks]
/y "One spare soul coming straight up for you, %t"
/y "Soulstoning is a routine procedure. I totally don't think %t will die in the next 15 minutes"
/y "Soulstoning %t, cuz his life is more important than yours"
/y "Soulstoning %t. I promise to not devour your soul in the next 15 minutes, if you are a tank, a healer or a fellow Warlock. Maybe."
/y "I now have your soul, %t."
/y "Your soul smells delicious, %t. Casting Soulstone."
/y "One day I won't be around to protect your soul from going to Heaven, and what are you going to do then, %t ?"
/y "Stoning your soul, %t. I promise to NOT use any soul-consuming abilities in the next 15 minutes. Unless I have to."
/y "Stoning %t. Dammit, I feel like a weed dealer or something."
/y "Stoning is addictive. Don't die too much."
/y "I heard you love to get stoned, so I will stone you, so you will be stoned, while you are stoned. Or something."
/y "Stoning %t. Suicide is no longer an option for YOU."
/y "Stoning %t. If you hate my rock, feel free to go to your nearest Death Knight".
Etc:
this one says u looted x player for a random amt of gold just target player first
/run SendChatMessage("loots %t for "..random(200).."g "..random(0,99).."s.", "EMOTE")
/1(or any channel) PST me for free gold!
/dnd We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I / A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy...
For undeads:
/cast Cannibalize
/y OM NOM NOM NOM
/me has reported you as AFK. To redeem your status, type /AFK ready.
/me has marked you as AFK. Type /CAMP to be unmarked. (thats the best in cities)
/me Eats Nails For Breakfast!!..WITHOUT THE MILK!!!!
/script t="CRITTER"i=random(GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i)SendChatMessa ge (n..", I choose you!")CallCompanion(t,i)
What it does:
Chooses a random mini pet and pulls it out while saying "<Name of Mini Pet>, I choose you!" (remove the space between "Messa and ge",funny i cant fix it in edit mode it shows like theres no space.)
/cough
/run SendChatMessage("has infected you with \124cff71d5ff\124Hspell:50303\124h[Swine Flu]\124h\124r.","EMOTE",nil)
/sorry
If anyone has suggestions,please tell me!
PS: If you feel like my macros were funny/helpful, please don't forget to +rep me!