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[Coolio Jenkins]

This netflix account should be given to me and I will outline why in the following anecdote:

So I was belly dancing for some asian people in china when all of a sudden a clown came up to me and slapped me in the face with a dead chicken, a little shocked I said "wtf" which was responded by "你吸！我打你的鸡" or 'You suck! I hit you with a chicken.' Now feeling a little depressed on life I walked through the rain 4 miles to the video store only to find that it was closed, then trudged home (uphill BOTH WAYS!!!). On this long walk I was hit by a pissed off chinese guy in a smart car, which was like getting hit by a pillow, but still kinda added injury to insult. Needless to say god slapped me in the face then gave me the finger because I dont have netflix, therefore I should get a membership
I love you :O

[ßetray]

Even though I currently like mirror's story the best, it is old so keep posting

[Saaen]

Ok, I have a better story then the other 2, here it goes.

I just caught my brother looking at ****** I started to hear strange noises coming from his room. So I very quietly opened the door and there he is masturbating to porn on his computer. I threw the door opened, asked him what he was doing and he tried to cover it up by exiting out, but he wasn't fast enough and I saw everything. Rather than telling anyone about it, I told him to turn it back on so I could watch too.

We then spent the next 4 hours and 15 minutes looking at ******..

[hugehair]

heres my story

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. because of that embarrasement, thats why i think i should get it