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This account has full info, needs to be recalled. first person to guess the number between 1-3, and make me laugh gets it. :wave:
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Haha TWO. Amiright? Oh and to make you laugh view this ...
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Unamused kitty is not amused.... yet, more than 1 chance
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why did the chicken cross the road to go to gamestop?
becuz he wanted wotlk LOLOLOLOLOL!!
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I will suck your dick man I NEEEEEED this!
*scratches neck*
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
I guess 3! Hoping i win, i havent played wow on a character above 27 in six months!!! Im going insane!
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Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f*ckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f*ckin’ French toast."
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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-f*cking-believable!"
Last edited by iaretehfunny?; 11-09-2008 at 11:28 PM.
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HAHA i Loled at the last one XD
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3.

Picture says it all :>
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i say 1 2 3
now laught it is an order...what you dont laught? damn no account
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The number between 1-3 is 2 and iaretehfunny? gets it.
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1 and heres the joke...
Raiding is walking up to someone's house, kicking down the door, kicking the !*## out of their family, stealing the mother's pearl necklace then screaming "ROLL FOR LOOT"
I suck at jokes
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Watch this clip and you will laugh 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMvPU1a1vI]YouTube - Katt Williams - Weed 2[/ame]
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