OMGLOLWTFBBQ? PERFECT GRAMMAR? Doth my eyes deceive me????? It's true folks, for the first time in MMOWNED history, perfect grammar. An email that you won't have to waste precious minutes of your time editing. Time you could be spending with your hands. Here it is, your moment of zen:
Feel free to use it in your endeavours.
The same email WITH HTML:Greetings!
You are receiving this email to notify you that you are eligible to sign up for beta testing of our exciting new expansion pack, World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King!
During the beta testing you will be able to copy up to three(3) characters and/or automatically create
one(1) character of the new hero class in our Wrath of the Lich King expansion, the Death Knight! We are seeking loyal
customers, previous beta testers, and endgame players to beta test for us.
You have received this email for one of the following reasons:
- You beta tested The Burning Crusade expansion during its testing cycle previously.
- You have been a subscriber since the very early stages of the launch of World of Warcraft.
- You are the guild leader of an endgame progression raiding guild.
- You have previously signed up for Wrath of The Lich King beta testing.
- You are one of the lucky few randomly chosen to test.
You will need to sign up at <a href=INSERT PHISHING SITE HERE>http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wotlkbeta/id=327924</a> to become a member of this
exciting process. If you wish not to sign up for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please disregard this email in its entirety.
Thank you for your time and on behalf of Blizzard Entertainment, we hope to see you enjoying the
testing period of our exciting new expansion, Wrath of the Lich King!
Regards,
The World of Warcraft Team
Blizzard Entertainment
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Greetings!<br><br>
You are receiving this email to notify you that you are eligible to sign up for beta testing of our exciting new expansion pack, World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King!
<br><br>
During the beta testing you will be able to copy up to three(3) characters and/or automatically create
one(1) character of the new hero class in our Wrath of the Lich King expansion, the Death Knight! We are seeking loyal
customers, previous beta testers, and endgame players to beta test for us.
<br><br>
You have received this email for one of the following reasons:<br>
- You beta tested The Burning Crusade expansion during its testing cycle previously.<br>
- You have been a subscriber since the very early stages of the launch of World of Warcraft.<br>
- You are the guild leader of an endgame progression raiding guild.<br>
- You have previously signed up for Wrath of The Lich King beta testing.<br>
- You are one of the lucky few randomly chosen to test.<br>
<br>
You will need to sign up at <a href=http://wotlkbeta.woridofwarcraft.freehostia.com>http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wotlkbeta/id=327924</a> to become a member of this
exciting process. If you wish not to sign up for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please disregard this email in its entirety.
<br><br>
Thank you for your time and on behalf of Blizzard Entertainment, we hope to see you enjoying the
testing period of our exciting new expansion, Wrath of the Lich King!
<br><br>
Regards,
<br><br>
The Wrath of the Lich King Beta Testing Team<br>
Blizzard Entertainment
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