so i decided, that i have seen posts were people talk to asains, well here is my asian chats. enjoy...
You are now chatting with 'Jack'
ShinTaMoka: Sai hio
Jack: Hello, Welcome to THsale support center! How may I help you?
ShinTaMoka: you talk to me
Jack: Well?
ShinTaMoka: do you speak chinese?
Jack: What?
Jack: What can I do for you?
ShinTaMoka: i no speak english
ShinTaMoka: i need chinese operator,
ShinTaMoka: i need to eat
ShinTaMoka: cheese
Jack: Sorry, I am afraid I couldn't help you
ShinTaMoka: give me cheese
Jack: This is thsale.com.
ShinTaMoka: ooo nooolo
ShinTaMoka: Shi talkco
Jack: We never offer food
ShinTaMoka: yes you do
ShinTaMoka: me friend
ShinTaMoka: he says i talk to jack
ShinTaMoka: he give me food
ShinTaMoka: a cheese
ShinTaMoka: i like cheese
Jack: Who told you?
ShinTaMoka: Kinelo
ShinTaMoka: he my friend
ShinTaMoka: do you have friend?
Jack: No.
Jack: I don't know this man.
ShinTaMoka: you do not?
ShinTaMoka: do you speak chinese
Jack: No.
ShinTaMoka: you dont
ShinTaMoka: can i have you email?
ShinTaMoka: i want to be friend with you
ShinTaMoka: do you play world of warcraft?
Jack: Well, I don't know you.
ShinTaMoka: yes you do
ShinTaMoka: i am you sister
ShinTaMoka: you better come home early from work today!
ShinTaMoka: you have cheese?
Jack: No.
ShinTaMoka: please can i have cheese
Jack: No.
ShinTaMoka: make the bad man go away
ShinTaMoka: you mean man
Jack: No.
ShinTaMoka: jack is that you real name?
Jack: I don't know
ShinTaMoka: why dont you know
ShinTaMoka: you give me cheese?
ShinTaMoka: i need cheese
Jack: You give me cheese?
ShinTaMoka: all asians need cheese
ShinTaMoka: are you asian?
ShinTaMoka: i give you cheese
ShinTaMoka: i need email though
ShinTaMoka: so i can send you cheese
ShinTaMoka: you like provolone?
ShinTaMoka: or american?
ShinTaMoka: oh right your asian, you like terriaky
Jack: You give me cheese?
ShinTaMoka: yes
ShinTaMoka: i give you cheese
ShinTaMoka: if you give me cheese
Jack: You give me cheese?
ShinTaMoka: i give you cheese
Jack: XD]
ShinTaMoka: you like cheese?
ShinTaMoka: i give you cheese
Jack: XD
ShinTaMoka: speak chinese please
ShinTaMoka: i speak english very bad
ShinTaMoka: all i know how to say is cheese
ShinTaMoka: i say cheese
Jack: Speak Chinese please?
ShinTaMoka: you speak chinese
ShinTaMoka: i speak chinese
ShinTaMoka: we both speak chinese
ShinTaMoka: we both eat cheese
Jack: XD
ShinTaMoka: we have fun
ShinTaMoka: you like to have fun right?
ShinTaMoka: or do you like to have fun by your self? with cheese of course
Jack: We both have fun, right?
ShinTaMoka: ye
ShinTaMoka: we have fun
ShinTaMoka: together
ShinTaMoka: do you like seeing naked woman?
ShinTaMoka: i send you pickture of me
Jack: XD
ShinTaMoka: you have email?
Jack: Well, it's not related business.
ShinTaMoka: give me email
ShinTaMoka: i want to show you my pickture
Jack: Sorry.
ShinTaMoka: y
Jack: I dislike.
ShinTaMoka: you no like me?
Jack: XD
ShinTaMoka: so, i send you cheese?
Jack: No.
ShinTaMoka: why jack why
Jack: It's none of business.
ShinTaMoka: it has to do with my business, i use cheese to masterbate
ShinTaMoka: so what is you problem jack
ShinTaMoka: talk to me
ShinTaMoka: mother ****er
Jack: You?
ShinTaMoka: yes
ShinTaMoka: i use cheese
ShinTaMoka: you like cheese to?
ShinTaMoka: provolone?
ShinTaMoka: cause thats the only thing your small dick can fit into right?
ShinTaMoka: good bye jack
ShinTaMoka: i enjoyed talking to you
ok that one was on cheese
sorry if you found this not funny, i found it funny.. so.