How I love to talk to the Chinamen.

**~~Y060N~~** · 12-30-2007

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Me: Ni hao
Me: I rent account?
dollarwow1: ?
dollarwow1: what class ?
Me: pala
Me: im pro
Me: merciless gladiator
dollarwow1: what do you want if agree to rent ?
Me: gold
Me: i need gold
Me: enchant gear good
dollarwow1: hmm.it is 300g per day or 5.5k a week
Me: 5000 a week good
Me: please
Me: i like that
Me: please that one sir
dollarwow1: 70s pally ?
Me: yes
Me: i solo illidan good
Me: shfft around the corner
dollarwow1: do you have any other65+ rogue or 70s chara ?
Me: no lol
Me: heh
Me: hehe
Me: lol
dollarwow1: hehe.ok.when do you think you can rent it or when do you think we can start it ?
Me: i rent tomorrow?
Me: u funny hehe lololol
dollarwow1: lol
dollarwow1: any time. 
Me: ni hao
Me: i rent tomorrow?
dollarwow1: ni hao
dollarwow1: ok
dollarwow1: lol
Me: that only chinese i know lol
Me: sorry
dollarwow1: lol
dollarwow1: np
dollarwow1: ok.when you can rent it.tell me here
Me: i cant speak your common tongue of the devil
Me: hehe lolol
Me: i can rent it tonight then
Me: right now good?
Me: tell me a folk tale before i rent please
Me: to feel comforted
Me: i need comfort
dollarwow1: i have no time to joke with you. if agree to rent now.tell me your account info. if not rent today. talk tomorrow
Me: i no joke
Me: i want story
dollarwow1: **** off. bitch 
Me: wowpl tells me story when i rent
dollarwow1: scamer
dollarwow1: **** off
Me: year of dragon
Previous message was not received by dollarwow1 because of error: User dollarwow1 is not available.

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Me: ni hao
Me: i rent to you
Me: i need feed family
Me: we starve
mmoteam: uh?
Me: i rent warlock and rogue to you
Me: you want?
Me: epic
mmoteam: and
Me: good dps
Me: and you pay me to rent?
mmoteam: who are u
Me: i want to rent account
Me: i saw your site
Me: and contact you off the listed information
Me: you want to rent?
mmoteam: what do u have
Me: warlock and rogue
Me: good dps
mmoteam: 2 accts?
Me: no one
Me: sir
mmoteam: what do u want
Me: i want to rent my account
Me: you want
Me: my family need money
Me: we buy rice for many days if you rent
mmoteam: ...
mmoteam: how much do u want
Me: i dont know
Me: how much u offer me?
mmoteam: show me the link
Me: the armory link?
Me: *Gave him armory link to a pretty good warlock*
Me: he good
Me: you rent?
mmoteam: 12$
Me: 12 dollars a day get much rice
Me: i like your offer
Me: i will do it
mmoteam: ur choice
Me: yes
Me: i like
mmoteam: so
Me: you need my paypal?
Me: first you tell me story
Me: it is tradtition in my family to tell story before rent accounts
mmoteam: bye
Me: please good story
Me: please sir
Me: i want to rent
mmoteam: cya
Me: sorry
mmoteam: and lg
Me: i joke
mmoteam: gl
Me: i joke sir
Me: please
Me: rent account
Me: sorry
mmoteam: okay
Me: okay
Me: you need my account info?
mmoteam: sure if u can
Me: okay
Me: username: ditrox64
Me: password: viper123
mmoteam: let me check
Me: you like gear?
Me: i get email
Me: saying you ban my account
Me: what you ban account?
Me: ni hao
Me: you there?
mmoteam: wtf
Me: you ban my account
Me: i am telling blizzard
Me: i call cops
Me: hehe lololol
Me: joking
mmoteam: now leave me alone
Me: u rent account?
mmoteam: or blocked
Me: i have rogue
Me: level 70
Me: epic gear
mmoteam: last chance
Me: ****ing chinamen
Me: mmowned.com
Me: read our convo
Previous message was not received by mmoteam because of error: User mmoteam is not available.

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Me: ni hao
Me: i rent account to you good company?
honestgameguy: then?
Me: i rent account for money?
Me: good?
honestgameguy: yes 
Me: i have warlock and rogue
Me: do u want?
Me: they in epic gear
Me: very good dps
honestgameguy: how can u know my company?
Me: sir
Me: i rent account
Me: i look at site
honestgameguy: US or EU?
Me: US
honestgameguy: 70s and different accs?
Me: no same account sir
honestgameguy: if in the same acc we just only can use one
Me: okay
Me: you rent warlock?
honestgameguy: which is better?
Me: warlock is merciless gladiator and T5 gear
Me: he good
honestgameguy: ok 
Me: how much u pay?
honestgameguy: $10 per day
Me: that is very much sir
Me: i like that offer
Me: deal!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!1!
honestgameguy: now tell me ur acc infos and lets do the deal ok?
Me: you need my paypal?
honestgameguy: yes 
Me: okay
Me: it [email protected]
honestgameguy: ok and ur infos 
Me: wait
Me: sir
Me: before i rent
Me: my family has tradition
Me: you tell story before i rent
Me: about year of dragon
honestgameguy: ??
Me: you tell me story for good luck and blessing on me
honestgameguy: u wt tell me a story>
honestgameguy: ?
Me: no
Me: u tell me storuy
Me: about year of dragon
Me: for good luck
Me: and blessing
Me: hello sir
Me: sir we tell story?
Me: sir i give info
Me: you there
Me: YOU TELL ME STORY NOW OR NO RENT
honestgameguy: now give me ur infos first
Me: tell me story
Me: quick story
Me: for blessings
honestgameguy: give me ur infos
honestgameguy: then i tell u story
Me: my family tradition
Me: stronger than sticky rice
Me: cannt be broken
Me: i give info after you tell me story
honestgameguy: no 
honestgameguy: gb
Me: why sir
Me: gb?
honestgameguy: cas thts my process
honestgameguy: gb just mean good bye
Me: i give account infp
Me: then story?
Me: promise me
Me: or i torture you with finger trap
Me: username: vidkid30
Me: password: cac0602047933
Me: no, password: cc0602047933
honestgameguy: ser
honestgameguy: i should check
Me: okay tell me story
Me: sir
Me: you said you tell me story
honestgameguy: tell me ur server and i check if correct ill tell story
Me: u tell me first
Me: you promise me
honestgameguy: i promise u tell story after u give me ur acc infos 
Me: i gave you my info
Me: now you tell me story
honestgameguy: server
honestgameguy: u havent givemn
Me: it on shadowmoon
honestgameguy: ok 
Me: tell me sir
Me: the story please
honestgameguy: ok 
Me: what is this? I just get email saying i ban
Me: what did u do?
honestgameguy: omg
honestgameguy: i havent paste ur infos 
honestgameguy: u get email?
honestgameguy: OPMG
honestgameguy: scammer
Me: please sir
Me: tell me story
Me: or the curse is going to happen
Me: my sister died
Me: please sir
honestgameguy: **** 
Me: ****?
Me: hell sir
Me: hello
Me: please tell me story
honestgameguy: the story is tht u can go away?
honestgameguy: ok
Me: expand please
Me: beginning middle end
Me: please
Me: i need story
Me: or curse kill family
Me: In all honesty though..
Me: Read our conversation on mmowned
Me: Becuase I think you'll find it pretty damn hilarious.
honestgameguy: **** urself
Me: Oh.
Me: Trust me.
Me: I can...becuase my dick is big enough.
Me: Unlike your small, yellow, wrinkly chinese dick.
Me: But it is okay to feel unworthy.
Me: Your father came home when you were a kid and beat you.
Me: And you, as most scrawny fat chinese kids, didn't stand up to your father while he was striking your mother.
Me: Then when he was finished, he made you play with yourself while he finished the last shot that he has poured.
Me: But it's okay to feel that way, that's what american therapy is for!
Me: Goodday *******.

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allenpo420: hi
Me: Hello
allenpo420: do u have acc?
allenpo420: sir?
Me: ya
allenpo420: what is the class and lvl?
Me: Are you literate?
allenpo420: ya
allenpo420: wow acc?do u have?
Me: Are you an idiot?
Me: I posted
Me: Obviously, it is a 70 shaman.
allenpo420: ok
allenpo420:  good]
allenpo420: can u rent ?
allenpo420:  we can give u a good price
Me: Yes
Me: What price?
allenpo420: 100$ per week
Me: Well sir
Me: Before I rent to you
Me: You have to tell me a traditional chinese story
Me: Because it is a tradition of mine
allenpo420: r u chinese
allenpo420: ?
Me: yes
allenpo420: ni hao
allenpo420: haha
Y060N: ?
allenpo420: ??????????????
allenpo420: my mother is chinese
Me: Wun hun hao che che
allenpo420: what do u mean?
Me: I am very good sir
Me: tell me story
Me: before i rent
Me: then i rent for 70 dollar a week
allenpo420: srr. i know a little chinese
Me: tell me a story before i rent
Me: it is traditio
Me: n
allenpo420: what kind?
Me: anything
Me: something about china
Me: i want to hear of my homeland
Me: make it a fantasy story
allenpo420: where is ur hometown?
Me: Tianjin
allenpo420: kk
allenpo420:  idonnt know there
Me: just make one up
allenpo420: can u give me ur MSN
Me: i dont have msn
allenpo420: e-mail
allenpo420: if i have time , i can talk to u
Me: talk to me here
Me: i rent account
Me: tell me story
Me: then i give password
allenpo420: A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works hell, even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!" 

Me: http://www.funny-haha.co.uk/Joke.asp?J=1000
Me: You just copied and pasted
Me: You have to make one up sir
allenpo420: Date: April 21, 2007 05:58 AM some new staff applies for the overseas business trip, the leadership gives a written reply to a subordinate " go a head " therefore he to go home to reorganize the luggage, asks secretary to buy the airplane ticket. Secretary asked: “leads whether to authorize?”Answer: “authorization!” Secretary : “you did not know that boss's English proficiency, he said go a head, was said “went to a head”!” 
Me: That makes no sense
Me: And you copied and pastes
Me: Please sir
Me: MAKE ONE UP
allenpo420: hehe
Me: OR I PUT YOU IN CHINESE FINGER TRAP
allenpo420: i cant 
Me: Please sir
allenpo420: i have no time
Me: I rent you cheap
Me: 60 dollars a week
Me: If you tell me story
allenpo420: so i ask u to give me ur e-mail
Me: *gives my e-mail*
Me: Tell me story
allenpo420: and i ll tellu 
allenpo420: ok 
allenpo420: when i have time , i ll give u a story
Me: Okay, when you give me a story - I will give you the account info
Me: I promise sir, 60 dollars a week
allenpo420: ok
Me: Bye, I love you :-)
Me: I love you :-)
allenpo420: where is ur hometown in tianjing
Me: Xincheng
Me: I'm a girl, hehe :-)
allenpo420: i m a hot boy
allenpo420: :-p
Me: that is so sexy
Me: do you have pictures?
allenpo420: no
allenpo420: i m work now
allenpo420: i ll contact u then by e-mail
Me: you know what i like to do when I am bored ;-)?
allenpo420: where do u live in now?
Me: united states
Me: you know what i like to do when I am bored?
allenpo420: cool
Me: hey cutie
Me:  you know what i like to do when I am bored?
Me: take a guess
allenpo420: hehe
Me: I get lotion out
Me: and crack the napkins out
Me: and then i rub my penis
allenpo420: ;-)
Me: do you like that?
allenpo420: :-)
Me: i have to go to rub my penis to this comversation
Me: so talk to you later
Me: send me an e-mail
allenpo420: kk

Well, this morning I was quite surprised when I found an e-mail. I will keep this up to date, but this is what I saw:

and this is his picture

Rofl, I am going to reply with a really hot Asian girl picture. I will definitely keep everyone updated =P

Update: Well, I sent him an amateur picture of a nude Japanese woman (forgot to Google Chinese >.<). He replied to me just today saying he didn't think it was me, so I made up a story of how my dad is Japanese. I am still waiting for the damn story he promised me.

Second Update: He replied back saying this, so I guess no story for me

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woworderplayer: hello
woworderplayer: hello
Y060N: ?
woworderplayer: sorry to bother
woworderplayer: can i ask a few questions?
Y060N: kay
woworderplayer: do u play wow ? can u tell me his level and class?
Y060N: Yeah, level is my dick class is in your mouth, kthx
woworderplayer: ok
woworderplayer: sorry to bother
Y060N: kk you small dicked chinamen
woworderplayer: FU 
woworderplayer: u bitch
Y060N: lol
Y060N: Chinese people have small dicks
Y060N: LOLUMAD?
woworderplayer: no 
woworderplayer: just feel ashamed for your country 
woworderplayer: usa
woworderplayer: i am so ashamed
Y060N: I feel ashamed of china, the ****ing government controls everything and you guys have small penises?
Y060N: The government ****s everyone over in China...
Y060N: And you have a small dick
Y060N: I FEEL ASHAMED FOR YU
woworderplayer: all world's war is started by your country
woworderplayer: all world dont like usa
Y060N: Actually
Y060N: They were started by Germany 2 times
Y060N: Learn your history..
Y060N: ****ing idiot.
Y060N: You are so ignorant.
Y060N: And you have a small dick.
Y060N: Life just sucks for ya?
woworderplayer: why u bitch american have to start war in country not belong to u ?/
Y060N: Actually it becuase of out treaties..
Y060N: Learn you history please.
woworderplayer: why u distube their peace life
Y060N: If we wouldn't have gone to war..China would be way worse off today.
woworderplayer: history??
woworderplayer: i mean now   not   history
Y060N: Yeah, it is for financial gains..
Y060N: Survival of the fittest...Darwinism?
Y060N: Kthx
woworderplayer: for all ****ing oil
Y060N: Yes, we drive our big car!
Y060N: Like our big cocks.
Y060N: You ride back
woworderplayer: **** u
Y060N: bike*
Y060N: And you have small cock
Y060N: LOL
Y060N: LOLUMAD?
Y060N: You're mad becuase all you eat all day is rice...and you can't provide for your familly.
Y060N: Lawl
woworderplayer: invade   peope's countries
Y060N: You obviously don't know anything about the treaties and the UN
woworderplayer: lol
woworderplayer: un?
Y060N: Yes
Y060N: United Nations?
woworderplayer: are u joking?
woworderplayer: un is just a tool of your country
woworderplayer: you americans always RAGGING OTHERSS
Y060N: ragging others>
woworderplayer: GOD WILL PUNISH U
woworderplayer: YES
woworderplayer: GOD WILL FUNISH U
woworderplayer: PUNISH
Y060N: You're just mad becuase your dad comes home drunk every night and beats you...he beats your mother and you stand there ashamed becuase you can't stand up for her.
woworderplayer: LOL
woworderplayer: SEEMS ITS U RIGHT
woworderplayer: ?
woworderplayer: LOL
Y060N: I know I am right.
woworderplayer: I KNOW IT MAN
Y060N: It is what happens in China
Y060N: Your father doesn't like your mother rice infested hairy ******
woworderplayer: YOU AMERICAN NEARLY EVERTONE has a gun
Y060N: I don't own a gun?
Y060N: Owned..
woworderplayer: and many people were dead in campus 
woworderplayer: SAMPUS??
woworderplayer: CAMPUS
woworderplayer: CAMPUS 
woworderplayer: ONCE 30 PEOPLE WERE KILLED
woworderplayer: SO TERRIBLE
Y060N: I laugh at that.  Your government kills babies from lack of jobs and starvation.
Y060N: Are you mad becuase the US played keepsies with Hong Kong?
woworderplayer: your history book just wrotten by your ****ing usa government 
woworderplayer: all is good things that theyve done
Y060N: I'm not even American...
Y060N: I am British, but China is such a horrible country..
woworderplayer: u british just a little brother following with usa
woworderplayer: right?
Y060N: Actually we created the US?
woworderplayer: u do waht usa told u 
woworderplayer: lol
Y060N: But it's okay.
woworderplayer: and then us controll u 
Y060N: Tony Blair did suck Bush's cock..
woworderplayer: the only thing u can do is just say such things
Y060N: No...America is a way better country than China
Y060N: Nothing more to say?
Y060N: Just mad because your testosterone levels aren't large enough?
Y060N: Like to bitch?
Y060N: Yeah, it's okay you chinamen
woworderplayer: sorry   
woworderplayer: i am a little busy 
woworderplayer: talk to u later
Y060N: LOL
woworderplayer: lol
Y060N: ****ing chinamen
woworderplayer: ^^
Y060N: Piece of shit small cock
Y060N: Go get laid you fat piece of shit
woworderplayer: u are so impolite 
Y060N: I know
Y060N: Just like your country
woworderplayer: boy
woworderplayer: you shouldnt be so rude 
woworderplayer: we all like kind people
Y060N: LOL
Y060N: Trying to ****ing scam my account?
Y060N: That is so nice!
woworderplayer: no  
Y060N: Yes.
Y060N: All you chinks do is scam people
Y060N: And change the password, steal the accounts, and get them banned.
woworderplayer: we dont steal
Y060N: Yes you do.
Y060N: Stfu
Y060N: All chinese companies ****ing steal from people
woworderplayer: but just few people do this bad things  
woworderplayer: yes 
woworderplayer: i have to say 
woworderplayer: but that is all  RENT COMPANY
Y060N: Yeah.
Y060N: Chinese scamming ******s
woworderplayer: but can u say there isnt thiey in your country?
woworderplayer: all country has it good    and has its bad
Y060N: Yeah, but 90&#37; of your country is bad.
Y060N: The cheap ass exports are pretty nice though.
woworderplayer: ok   if u say that 
woworderplayer: that just your opinion
woworderplayer: everyone has their opinion
Y060N: Rofl, I love how you have taken my side to shut me up
Y060N: I was going to post our conversation on the internet..and show how chinese people get so irate

I will add more, once I talk to some more renters/PLers =P

**fire11ball** · 12-30-2007

The funny part is im actually talking to you in AIm while u do this.
HAHa

**Eskiimo** · 12-30-2007

LOLOLOL wtf is up with the child beating and the "finishing off" lolol.

omg +rep just for making me laugh

**Frogzilla** · 12-30-2007

Haha that's kind of ****ed up but at the same time it's hilarious.

**~~Y060N~~** · 12-30-2007

Well I had a personal beat with KFCgame, and he was pissing me off - he stopped replying to me and didn't tell me a traditional Chinese story like he promised my he would.

Glad you all liked em

**aznboy** · 12-30-2007

Lol dont you know KFCgame.com isnt even chinese XD they are like white or canadian That is what someone told me

**~~Y060N~~** · 12-30-2007

I am pretty sure that 2 of the people I talked to weren't Chinese, but I just like screwing around with em =P

**aznboy** · 12-30-2007

lol you know what to say if they ask you Ni hao??? well that is not really how you say it XD it is Ni hao ma to show respect and you would reply Wun hun hao che che

**uawili** · 12-30-2007

ˆˆ its actually

Wo Hen Hao Xie Xie

Which means I am very good, thank you

**Eskiimo** · 12-30-2007

lolol

你不能全部類型是這樣的 :P

**~~Y060N~~** · 12-30-2007

LOL If one of you guys want to help me pull off an epic conversation, PM me. I have to find a company that will talk to me in chinese though. And I better get my damn traditional story

**~~Y060N~~** · 12-31-2007

Okay, just updated - the last one is pretty sick LOL

**Grasi** · 12-31-2007

What the hell, you say you're a girl and you rub your penis?^^

**Eskiimo** · 12-31-2007

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I laughed so hard i fell off my bed and laughed harder!!! LOL omg omg omg im giving you +rep AGAIN LOL omg i like to rub my penis LOL!!! and the funniest thing was that he was all kool about it and was like hehe