WoW Jokes

[Bokhyllan]

Hi there, and thanks for a great forum.

I wanna hear some WoW related jokes, so use your imagination. (:

Here's mine; Prefer to be written in game.

/gquit and /gchat sat on a boat, /gchat fell of. Who's left?

I've meet one guy who actually typed /gquit and left his guild. x)

[Epic Sheep]

Thats a Classic.
but if i hear this i reply with.

"That Doesnt work anymore they put a confirmation message up when you type /gquit"

andwatch even more people leave :P

[Bokhyllan]

Haha, I almost type /gquit to check. x)

[nellux]

Once a gnome came to me and asked me for money, i said.

- yarr i cant give you money little man

o- Why can't you do that im irish

- no your not irish your a jew !

o- aha. sorry i already have gold just want more


uhm its not really funny but it was funny then because the guy is so stupid >.<

[sindas]

i have some BAD wow jokes i found

Tauren: Moo. Are you Happy now?

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What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?


Ground beef

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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

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Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

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The worst accident in Warcraft aviation history occurred early this morning when a Flying Machine, Piloted by an unidentified Gnomish Aviator, crashed into the graveyard near Thelsamar. As of reporting time, over 300 bodies have been recovered from the crash site and we're still digging.

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What do you call a centaur that has no arms, no legs and lays on the front porch?










>>>Matt






those are just some i found online.

[Bokhyllan]

Hahaha! The tauren one was the best. x)