Legendary PuG: Mount Hyjal(Funny)

[OblivionMage]

Well, this was just posted on my realm forums and it is really quite well done. I am afraid that I didn't write this, but I feel that it is worthy of being posted here anyways:

Credits to (the great)
Zoycite of Ravenholdt

This is VERY long, but I felt that cutting parts out would not do it justice and besides, it is interesting enough to read through. I am sorry if it is hard to read.

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EPISODE 1:

. . . . .. . . . . . . .What if the Legends of Warcraft Lore formed a PuG? O.o

What if someone took a screenshot of the conversation going on? O.o
Personallyu. I think it'd look alot like this:

*Thrall queues up for Hyjal in LFG*

Thrall: K lets see what we got here. . .Druid. . . Priest. . . Warlock. . .Mage. Time to roll out the invites

*Malfurion joins the Raid*

*Tyrande joins the Raid*

*Illidan joins the Raid*

*Jaina joins the Raid*

Thrall: lol Sup guiz?

Jaina: Whats this for?

Thrall: Hyjal. Gunna pug it

Illidan: . . .What spec are you?

Thrall: lol 41/41/0

Tyrande: Whos healing?

Malfurion: I'm DPS

Thrall: LOL No ur not

Tyrande: Srsly, whos healing?

*Arthas has joined the raid*

Thrall: LOL we got a Pally. Let him heal

Arthas: . . . . .. . .

*Arthas has left the Raid*

Thrall: LOL Invite him back!

*Arthas has joined the raid*

Thrall: lol we were jsut kidding. Srsly, what spec r u?

Arthas: Ret

*Arthas has been kicked from the raid*

Malfurion: LOL Nub

Thrall: LOL I no amirite?

Thrall: LOL the pally is whispering me

Thrall: says hes rolling Deathknight in the expansion

Thrall: lol Mage? What spec r u?

Jaina: Still PvP Spec from the Battle of Theramore =

Thrall: LOL Frost?

Jaina: Lawl, No, 3min. . .I'm EPIC

Thrall: Go respec

Malfurion: I ain't innervating no1

Illidan: What demon should I use for Sacrifice guiz? I'm new to Lock

Thrall: %@@# guiz! Im not attuned

Jaina: LOL nub

Illidan: You are not Prepared LOL

Malfurion: STFU Illidan! Why don't you u roll rogue and spec backstab. u seem to be gewd @ dat,

Illidan: LOL ur jus mad cuz I can actually dps in dis raid

< To Be Continued >

Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

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EPISODE 2:

Alright, so our epic Legends have assembled. But now they are faced with one of the greatest obsticles of all time. . .

Thrall: WE NEED A FCUKING TANK!

Tyranda: We need alot of thingz. heelz for starters

Malfurion: . . .I thot you were healing?

Tyranda: Fel no!

Malfurion: . . .ur holy =

Tyranda: no, i'm holy/disc

Malfurion: . . . . . .I'm struggling to see a difference here.

Jaina: LOLSmite DEE-PEE-ESS

Tyranda: stfu kthnx. I have Star Shard

Jaina: lawl my fire spec icelance hits harder than you. Why? Becasue my iceland actually hits!

Tyranda: +hit is gay

Jaina: srsly

Tyranda: but srsly, im packing five 20 sloters of pots and innervate

Malfurion: . . . .i hope you arent talkin about "my" innervate.

Tyranda: yes. youll vate me cuz you love me

Illidan: . . .an cuz youre *%@#%whiped LOL

Malfurion: yall can stfu. I ain't innervatin noone but me

Thrall: WTF DOES A RESTO DR00D NEED INNERVATE FOR LOL

Illidan: CAPSLOCK MEANS THAT IM TALKING LOUD

Tyranda: lol

Jaina: lol

Malfurion: lol

Illidan: lol srsly, r u fcuking skitso?

Thrall: MAYBE

Tyranda: if you dont give me innervates when i oom mal, im gunna tell everyone that you cried the
first time we did it

Malfurion: . . . . . .

Thrall: ROFLMAO

Illidan: LOL I've lost all faith in you!

Jaina: lmao XD

Thrall: lol o man. i'm crying

Thrall: but srsly guys we need a tank

Illidan: y dont u tank hack0r?

Thrall: lolwut?

Jaina: How many shaman wear Plate armor and are capable of using Hammer of Wrath?

Thrall: Just one!

Malfurion: Point proven. slap on a shield, ur tankin

Thrall: I can't tank! I'm a machine on DPS wit mah Doomhammer!

Illidan: The only thing ur a machine on is threat

Thrall: STFU

Malfurion: lol, I can tank

Thrall: I thoguht you said you were DPS? u Feral?

*Malfurion Shifts into Moonkin*

Thrall: . . . .

Illidan: . . . .

Tyranda: . . . .

Jaina: WOOT Crit Aura! Someone run the charts!

Illidan: LOL I'm spec'ing Destruction!



< To Be Continued >

While those guys figure stuffs out I've got to go check something ingame real quick =)

Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

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EPISODE 3.

Can Warchief Thrall "really" raid tank for this seemingly rag-tag PuG? Or does the fate of this raid rest on the shoulders of the bulwinkle horned Moonkin, Malfurion Storm Rage. Lets take a look =)

Thrall: . . .first off. . .WTF is that thing?!

Malfurion: Hoot!

Illidan: LOL you look like like the B@astard child of a Bear that sodomized an owl! ROFL

Thrall: LMAO

Jaina: LOL

Tyrande: *giggles*

Malfurion: Respect Doomkin! Hoot!

Thrall: lol I don't care wut u r, if u wanna tank itz all urs

Jaina: lol you can't b srs! how r u gunna cast is ttheyre gunna be spankin the Sh|t out of u?! XD

Malfurion: I got 2 thingz yall WISH u had

Thrall: lolwut? ballz? cuz after wut teh priest said i have mah doubts

Jaina: lol

Illidan: lol

Malfurion: 2 words

Raid Warning: SUPA SPAM!

Thrall: . . .. Screw it, I'm tanking. Lets get this started. LOL yall nubs watch. I'll b tankin and STILL
leadin in DPS.

Raid Warning: Wind Fury Crits are Full of Win!

*Arthas has joined the Raid*

Thrall: lol look whos back and spec'd the way he was meant to b.

Arthas: . . . .

Tyrande: so i dps now?

Jaina: "so i off-heal now? " fixt <3

Arthas: I just need a better 2h. imma raid northrend after this. i hear there is a legendary there.

Illidan: wut u "need" is to reroll MS warrior

Jaina: lol ret is jus a ms warrior wit pretty lights xD

Arthas: and mages r jus taxi services wit a built in vending machine. . .Game on

Jaina: . . . .

Illidan: ownt

Thrall: wtf r these prices on AH 4 a shield?!

Thrall: Screw it, im tankin wit DOOMHAMMA!!

Jaina: . . ..

Tyrande: . . . ..

Malfurion: . . . ..

Illidan: . . . .

Arthas: LOL and I'm the nub? xD

Thrall: yup

Arthas: I aint healin no 2h tanks @ss

Tyrande: cuz spammin 2 spells is srs buizness

Malfurion: LOL 22222222222222 thats how the pallies do it XD 2222222222222

Illidan: says teh moonkin

Thrall: lol newayz. we got our 1337 tank, yours truely, Heelz, and DPS

Tyrande: and missin 19 more ppl

Illidan: lol I'm lyk 19 ppl on my own. Check it!

*Illidan starts casting Inferal*

*Colosal metor slams into the earth from The Twisting Nether*

Illidan: Meet my demoic minion. Surpremus!

Thrall: . . . WTF am I tanking agian?!


< To Be Continued >

It looks like things are about to get underway. The Debute of this rag-tag teams PuG is nigh. Will it Make? or will it Break? Find out next post! =D


Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

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EPISODE 4.

So it looks as if our heros have their tank. . .or some form of one. With the colossal demonic Infernal (re-skin) spawn Supremus by their side (or Illidan's side at least), clearing Hyjal should be a piece of cake. . . . . Right. . ?

Thrall: LOL so which one of you nubs is gunna summon?

Malfurion: I vote the lock

Jaina: Lock

Arthas: Lock

Tyrande: Lock

Illidan: Mage

Jaina: lolwut?

Illidan: I think you heard me

Thrall: Just go down and summon us I wanna get this sh|t started

Illidan: Then you go

Thrall: lolno

Illidan: Its ur fuggin raid!

Tyrande: Hes got a point. . .

Thrall: yall can stfu

Thrall: either lock summons or mage ports. those r teh only 2 optionz

Thrall: now while yall figure dat sh|t out, afk

Arthas: some1 just go =

Tyrande: Why don't u 2 roll on it?

Jaina: I can settle with that

Illidan: 3 quick questions

Illidan: 1) why is it only teh 2 of us rollin on dis

Illidan: 2) why why should I waste "my" soul shards summonin your lazy @sses

Illidan: 3) u realize it takes 3 peeps to summon and 1 person 2 port

Malfurion: The answer to those questions. .

Malfurion: 1) we don't like u

Malfurion: 2) since wen does it take effort for a lock to kill somethin for shards lol?

Malfurion: 3) QQ moar plez

Illidan: . . .those answers were bullsh|t first off.

Illidan: it still doesn't justify sending 3 ppl down to summon wastin the time of the ENTIRE raid,
when 1 mage can port us there

Illidan: good to see that after 10,000 years of confindment you haven't gotten any less retarded

Jaina: LOL

*Thall is now AFK: Away From Keyboard*

Arthas: LOL

Tyrande: XD

Arthas: lol Malf is such a B|tch XD

Jaina: lol ok ok, ill port. lets jus get this @*@@ started XD

Tyrande: shouldn't we wait for Thall?

Illidan: he can take the ankle express imo

Jaina: agreed, his loss. not wastin time or reagants on his slow @ss

Malfurion: cause 18silver is real steep LOL

Arthas: question: why is our raid leader afk?

Tyrande: srsly. . did he pass off raid assist?

Illidan: nup

Jaina: nub =P

Illidan: srsly. I have 2 invites

Malfurion: wanna disband and reform?

Arthas: screw it

Illidan: ya we got our tank, lets just go in and start pullin

Jaina: agreed, inc port /train

Tyrande: . . y do all mages do that. .?

Jaina: do wut?

Illidan: /train nub

Jaina: cuz we can? =P

Tyrande: fair enoff

*Jaina casts port*

Arthas: . . .WTF AM I?!

Illidan: . .wtf. .?

Malfurion: did hyjal get a little moar gay. .?

Tyrande: Jaina wtf!

Jaina: LOL never trust a mages word when it come to ports!

Raid warning: Welcome to Silvermoon nubcakes!

Illidan: well that explains the gay overtones

Arthas: LOL fuggin elves.

Jaina: Look b4 u click next time cya@hyjal =P

Malfurion: You b|tch! LOL

*Illidan has been promoted to Raid Leader*

*Thrall has left the Raid*

*Thrall has gone offline*

Arthas: ROFL nub AFK'd out! xD

*Thrall has logged online*

Illidan: lol there he is

*Thrall has joined the Raid*

<AFK>Thrall: Damnit! I got bak half a sec 2 late!

Jaina: wher'd u go?

<AFK>Thrall: bio, duh =P

Illidan: Must've been a wicked dump. What'd u do? Sh|t a horse? =

Arthas: LMAO

Thrall: STFU and pass me leader back smart @ss!

Raid Warning: This is My Raid now b|Tch! LOL

Thrall: Wutever, take it

Thrall: btw, summon me

Illidan: lolwut?

Thrall: Didn't know people could be deaf wit text

Thrall: Here, lemme help u out

Raid Warning: For the Visually and Mentally impared "SUMMON PLEASE"

Malfurion: lol we're in silvermoon nub =P

Thrall: WTF?

Illidan: ask teh mage -_-

Jaina: LOL dont hate teh player, hate teh game!

Thrall: wutever jus summon me

Raid Warning: Hai! We're in Silvermoon! Not Hyjal ^_^

Tyrande: lol xD

Jaina: alright alright, I'll come pick you guys up

Arthas: srsly, we've wasted enoff time =

Illidan: Alright, hold up

*Vashj has joined the Raid*

*Kael'Thas has joined the Raid*

Illidan: Got us another mage and a.. . . . .Hunter. . ?

Kael'Thas: Ya Vashj? WTH r u exactly?

Vashj: sup illy? wuts this 4 again?

Illidan: Savin Hyjal, you down?

Vashj: Hellz ya

Kael'Thas: I'm down

Thrall: LOL can u both help me wit mah attunement XD

Jaina: LOL

< To Be Con

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EPISODE 5.

. . Its finnally here. Hyjal: Battle for the Future. Our heros have zoned in and the first pull is just seconds away. But one question is still unclear. . .

Tyrande: Whos doing wut now? Its been over an hour and I still don't know wut role i am. . .

Illidan: let alone anyone else =

Thrall: LOL Mage and Lock need 2 b told their role?

Malfurion: I know wut role I am ^_^

Illidan: and all it entails, 22222222222222222 LOL

Malfurion: u have me mistaken 4 our pally healer lawl

Arthas: . . . . ..

Tyrande: lol shut up Mal, I've seen your action bar.

Malfurion: Its been updated. . .

Tyrande: So I've seen. . You've added 3 spells to it, but its basically the same =P

Malfurion: Screenshot or it didn't happen

Tyrande:Gladly, I'll post that on Azeroth Forums later. =)

Illidan: I'll definatly check that out LOL

Malfurion: She doesn't know wut shez talkin about

Thrall: I dunno. She seems to know wut she wants in. .

Malfurion: STFU

Kael'Thas: lolwut?

Vashj: I don't get it =

Thrall: Dr00d cried the night he lost his virginity

Kael'Thas: ROFL

Vashj: LMAO 4 REEL?!

Malfurion: . . Keep dat sh|t up. I dare you

Illidan: Or else wut? You'll cry? LOL

Jaina: LOL

Arthas: LOL

Thrall: /point, /rofl <target> Malfurion XD

Malfurion: wuteva

Tyrande: neways, he basically has his ENTIRE task bar bound to Moonfire

Thrall: XD

Malfurion: . . . .You can't prove anything. . . .

Tyrande: 1: Wrath

Tyrande: 2: Moonfire

Tyrande: 3: Moonfire

Tyrande: 4: Moonfire

Malfurion: STFU

Tyrande: 5: Moonfire

Tyrande: 6: Moonfire

Jaina: LOL QQ Moar Plez XD

Tyrande: 7: Moonfire

Tyrande: 8: Moonfire

Tyrande: 9: Moonfire

Tyrande: 0: Moonfire

Tyrande: -: Summon Treants

Tyrande: =: Innervate

Tyrande: He only has the one task bar 2 XD

Thrall: ROFL

Illidan: lol at least we know he can't possibly misclick

Kael'Thas: lol ya, draggin his head across the keybored and all

Tyrande: lol sumtimes i wonder if thats really how he plays XD

Tyrande: And yes, he manages to misclick XD

Kael'Thas: PHAIL

Malfurion: . . .Like your city Kael . .?

Kael'Thas: lolwut?

Vashj: At least his city isn't getting humped by a demonic treehugger

Malfurion: Reasons y I didn't spec Treeform? =P

Malfurion: Besides, I can't help it if mah city is so damn sexy

Tyrande: *cough* Our City *cough* *cough* >_>

Malfurion: I don't know u anymore >=(

Tyrande:

Malfurion: If yall keep this up I'm gunna go have a BF

Tyrande: 0_0

Jaina: O_o

Illidan: . . .Did you just say you're gunna have go have a Boy Friend. . ?

Arthas: lol didn't know bashin led 2 a change in sexual prefernce XD

Tyrande: . . .u and me both. . o_o

Malfurion: You're all stupid! Clearly BF stands for B|tch-Fit

Thrall: LMAO SINCE WHEN?!

Malfurion: um. Since lyk, 4ever?

Vashj: LOL sorry, but to the average person (all of us) you just came out of the closet to us XD

Malfurion: OMFG

Thrall: u know its ok ya know. bein gay an all. really. we dont care

Malfurion: I'M NOT GAY

Illidan: TALKING LOUD AGAIN I C

Thrall: OH SNAP! The event is Starting!

Tyrande: O_O

Malfurion: >_>

Illidan: >_<

Jaina: D=

Arthas: O_o

Kael'Thas: o_O

Vashj: WHO THE FUKC STARTED IT?!

Jaina: . . . . . I didn't know that I was capable of doing it. . .

Vashj: WUT R OUR ROLES?!

Thrall:WUT IS YOUR CLASS?!

Vashj: . . . . .

Arthas: . . Here comes the first wave. . =

Illidan: inc wipe >.>

*Illidan creates a Soul Stone*

Illidan:Well, I'm tellin yall frum now.. .

Illidan: I ain't runnin back

*Illidan is Soul Stoned*

Thrall: LOL Shammy Self Rez b1tchz!

*Jaina casts invisable*

Jaina: I'm not getting a repair bill >.>

Thrall: LOL UR TEH 1 WHO STARTED!

Tyrande: Good to see you excericse your spell check Thrall

Arthas: LOL Way to castrate the Common Language

Thrall: Zug Zug

*Arthas Casts bubble*

Arthas: Wen in doubt. .

*Arthas begins to hearth*

Arthas: Bubble out. Peace.

*Arthas hearths to Lordaron*

Kael'Thas: @!#%! I FORGOT TO BUY INVIS!!!

Raid Warning: PHAILURE!

*Vashj feigns death*

Illidan: . . Well I'll be damned, she "was" a hunter afterall =

Vashj: lol

Malfurion: I hate PuGs -_-

*Malfurion has died*

*Thrall has died*

*Kael'Thas has died*

*Tyrande casts fade*

*Illidan has died*

Malfurion: WTF?!

Tyrande: OMG IT WORKED!! LOL XD

Malfurion: BULL!%#!!!!!

Thrall: GG guys lol

Kael'Thas: srsly. .

Arthas: . . . .. . Can summon summon me back?

Thrall: >_>

< To Be Continued >

So, That didn't go as intended. Well, thats the life of a Raider. If At first you don't succeed, Wipe, wipe Again. . .Lets hope this PuG can recover before a Disband. =)

Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

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EPISODE 6.

Well, can't say that we didn't see that one coming. =P
Our heros have now tasted the bitterness of a premature defeat, but do they have the willpower (and patiants) to press on? Well, it wouldn't be fun if I just told you! =D

*Tyrande shifts out of the shadows*

Tyrande: Well. . that wasn't so bad ^_^

*Vashj unfeigns*

Vashj: I agree

*Jaina reappears*

Jaina: I second that

Vashj: Technically you're third :P

Malfurion: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE ALL SO FUGGIN FUNNEH! HAHAHAHAHA

Tyrande: =

Vashj: Someone sounds bitter xD

Malfurion: NOT ALL OF US CAN PUSS OUT OF DEATH!

Raid Warning: LOUD NOISES

Jaina: Illidan! We get it!

Tyrande: Ya, joke is gettin old =

*Illidan is rez'd with Soul Stone*

Illidan: I know "we" get it. But wut about the other skitsoes? =P

Malfurion: This is Bull@*##! How come everyone else can't cheat death?!

Raid Warning: Hai Travel Form! Instance Portal that way! ==============>

*Thrall reincarnates*

Thrall: y r u b;tchin newayz? Your friggin wearing leather!

Arthas: Summon plez

Jaina: LOL I see more cloth than leather

Thrall: ya, cheap sh;t to repair. try wearin plate

Kael'Thas: LOL your a shammy!

Thrall: Am I?

Thrall: Last time I checked, I wuz Warchief

Tyrande: Meaning. .?

Thrall: Meanin I can do anythin I damn well plez

Raid Warning: Hai! I'm ded! Can someone toss me a rez?

Thrall: Rez? Wut is rez?

Malfurion: screw u Thrall

Malfurion: Ty? toss me a rez will ya?

Tyrande: . . I thought you didn't know me . .=

Illidan: OoOoOoOoO DENIED!

Malfurion: . . . . . .

Tyrande: karma's a b;tch ain't it? :P

Thrall: Shafted! LOL

Malfurion: come on baby dont make me run bak

Illidan: I think you should do it Ty

Kael'Thas: Ya, he looks lyk hes gunna cry

Thrall: LOL

Jaina: XD XD XD

Malfurion: . . .forget it. . v.v

Thrall: Damn your pathedic >_>

Thrall: Hold up I'll rez. . .I just need to flip through mah spell book

Vashj: HAHAHAHA SRSLY?!

b]Thrall:[/b] . . . .Sorry, im not seein it =

Arthas: LOL your lyin!

Thrall: Nup, I'm srs

Kael'Thas: Bull! lol XD

Thrall: I c Lightin bolt, Earthshock, Froshock. . .

*Thrall flips the page*

Thrall: Stormstrike, Windfury. . .

Malfurion: wait wait wait, im no shammy but im pretty sure you have a chapter on Restoration

Thrall: Resto-wha. .?

*Turns the page*

*Takes deep breath and blows off a cloud of dust from the page*

Thrall: . . Well I'll be damned. . .Teh Dr00ds right. Theres rez rite there! Live and Learn. . .

Jaina: >_<

Tyrande: D=

Vashj: Face-palm

Thrall: HOLY @*##!!!! I CAN HEAL?!

Arthas: . . . . .

Kael'Thas: gawd, jus rez b4 i leave this nub raid -_-

*Thrall Rez's Malfurion*

Malfurion: Took you long enough >_>

Raid Warning: Your Welcome! ^_^

Thrall: . .@ass. . >_>

Illidan: LOL hes jus bitter he keeps losin in WSG

Thrall: Oh snap! I forgot!

Thrall: Invite Hellscream! he can Tank

Tyrande: I thought he was MS =

Thrall: Nah hes prot. Tanked and Solo'd Cenerus!

Malfurion: . . . . .

Tyrande: . . . . .

Thrall: . . Wut. . ?

Illidan: LOL Ty and Mal have Hellscream on ignore for downin their phail Demi-God XD

Vashj: LOL Some God XD

Jaina: hehehe sorry but your god is full of much phail xD

Illidan: reguardles, we dont need a tank, we got Supremus

*points to the enslaved Demon*

Kael'Thas: . . .Is that thing safe Illy. . ? =

Raid Warning: SUMMON PLEZ!!!!!

Vashj: Run your @ss back!

Arthas: lol either summon me or lose your healer. ^_^

Thrall: Ugh, Just summon the stuck up brat >.>

Vashj: I'm havin my. . .second thoughts of havin that thing tank for us. . =

Kael'Thas: ya remember wut you said about Magtheradan? :P

Illidan: push comes to shove I got banish. BAM. Problem solved

*begins casting ritual of summoning*

Illidan: Alright guys, help with my summon

*Jaina starts channeling*

*Thrall starts channeling*

*summon fails*

Illidan: WHO FUGGIN MOVED?!

Arthas: lol

Malfurion: I think I saw Thrall twitch

Thrall: Tauran Sh|t!

Illidan: I don't care who did it! just don't do it again!

*Jaina starts channeling*

Thrall: screw that. im not clickin if i'm gunna get blamed

Tyrande: ugh! I'll do it!

*Tyrande starts channeling*

Illidan: Did you get it?

*Arthas appears*

Kael'Thas: LOL Thrall totally moved! XD

Malfurion: hahaha

Thrall: Burn in Molten Core! >=(

Illidan: Well, hes skitso so it wouldn't be beyond him :P

Arthas: lol

Kael'Thas: I Love how noone seems to notice that I'm still ded ^_^

Vashj: XD

b]Tyrande:[/b] *giggles*

Arthas: Its not that we didnt remember. . .We just dont care

Kael'Thas: /golfclap

Thrall: lol its funny becasue its true

Illidan: LOL even dead you look like a pansey Kael rofl

Kael'Thas: Your just jeleous

Tyrande: Rez coming

*Tyrande begins casting Rez*

Jaina: Wow, its been 2 hours and NOTHING has been acomplished

Thrall: Thanx Tips!

Arthas: I want Lewt!

Thrall: If by lewt u mean healing plate, then there is plenty of that 4 you =D

Arthas: . . . .. .

*Kael'Thas is Rez*

Kael'Thas: thnx Ty =)

Illidan: lol stop pickin on our healer Thrall XD

Malfurion: and me =

Illidan: Shut up Mal, you have no friends, Noboy likes you

Jaina: LOL

Vashj: XD XD XD XD XD

Kael'Thas: LOL This raid is Full of Win XD

Malfurion:

Illidan: lol I'm playin wit'chu Mal, don't be such a little b;tch XD

Tyrande: I don't think thats possible. . >.>

Jaina: ouch. .

Thrall: lol ya man, thats commin from your woman XD

Malfurion: Enough chit-chat. Fire the event up!

Arthas: Fire wen ready :P


< To Be Continued >

The name of the game is redemption folks. Past expierence set aside its time for our heros to begin clearing Trash. Next Post! =D

Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

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EPISODE 7:

Good Old Wipe recovery. What would a raid be without it? It looks as if our heros PuG is back up to Speed. So disbanding seems to be the least of thie rworries. . .For the time being. But everyone whos anyone knows how quickly the wheather can change on a situation. Lets see where the winds of our Hero's fates blow.


Kael'Thas: Here comes the first wave

Thrall: Screw trash! I wants lewts!

Jaina: lol trash is the only thing thats gunna help you keep up wit mah DPS

Jaina: Bird Man! Crit Aura!

*Malfurion shifts into Moonkin form*

Malfurion: Hoot!

Kael'Thas: ya Baby! Light em up!

*Kael'Thas begins charging his Fel Fireball*

Jaina: . . WTF?! Green Fire?!

Kael'Thas: Hell ya

Tyrande: Isn't that the trademark aura of the Legion

Vashj: . . . .

Illidan: Uhhhhhhh. . . . .

Kael'Thas: Er. . .Yaaa, about that. .. >.>

Thrall: Wait a second. . who's friggin side r u on?!

Arthas: OMFG! They're undead! =D =D =D

*Arthas casts Turn Undead*

Arthas: LOL Look at me! I'm a Warlock!

Illidan: . . .

Illidan: /golfclap

*Fleeing Ghoul pre-maturely aggros the 2nd wave*

Thrall: /clap

Thrall: Beautifully Executed nubadin!

Raid Warning: Way to Aggro 25 mobs!

Vashj: Shacks! We need Shacks!

Illidan: Supremus! Grab those Adds!

*Vashj is now AFK*

Supremus: SMASH!!!!

*Supremus engages the adds*

Illidan: LOL Run the charts!

Jaina: Damage Done 9116314 (9 Sources)

Jaina: 1 Supremus 8928347 82.2%
Jaina: 2 Thrall 39485 3.5%
Jaina: 3 Kael'Thas 37093 3.4%
Jaina: 4 Vashj 35134 3.2%
Jaina: 5 Jaina 29123 2.7%
Jaina: 6 Arthas 23183 2.4%
Jaina: 7 Illidan 17029 1.8%
Jaina: 8 Malfurion 6920 0.7%
Jaina: 9 Tyrande 0 0%

Illidan: LMAO Guess whos leadin in DPS! XD

Tyrande: Um. . Supremus. .?

Illidan: LOL No!

Kael'Thas: 9 sources nub! Supremus is his own rating

Jaina: lawl just becasue you summoned him doesn't mean hes ur dps XD

Illidan: My Demon! My Damage!

Malfurion: Reset the charts! their Wrong!

< AFK >Vashj: Sorry guys, I AFK'd without sayin anything =

Jaina: nerf hunters plez

Malfurion: Autoshot is Tauren Sh;t!!

Illidan: Srsly

Thrall: LOL See dat sh;t?! 1st baby baby! =D

Arthas: clearly I see 2nd =

Kael'Thas: AHAHAHA Orcs can't read! XD

Jaina: LOL

Thrall: . . .STFU Demons don't count!

Illidan: lol yes they do!

Thrall: u ain't doin sh;t but spammin health funnel!

Tyrande: heal charts plez

Illidan: u can't prove it. .

Jaina: Healing Done 7215239 (9 sources)
Jaina: 1 Illidan 7122218 97.7%
Jaina: 2 Tyrande 57209 2.3%
Jaina: 3 Arthas 35812 1%
Jaina: 4 Thrall 0 0%
Jaina: 5 Supremus 0 0%
Jaina: 6 Jaina 0 0%
Jaina: 7 Kael'Thas 0 0%
Jaina: 8 Malfurion 0 0%
Jaina: 9 Vashj 0 0%

Illidan: . . . .

Thrall: lol Ownt!

Illidan: Its a legitamate Stratagey!

< AFK >Vashj: Its TS (Tauran Sh;t) imo =

Illidan: Says the huntard that can afk and still haul @ss in DPS >=(

Malfurion: Reset the DPS chart! Their wrong!

Kael'Thas: They look pretty accrate to me =

Malfurion: I've been standing too far away for it to calculate right!

Jaina: wtf r u talkin about?! u've been next to me the whole time!

Thrall: LOL

Arthas: ROFL

Tyrande: *giggles*

Illidan: LOL Doomkin indeed! Doomed to suk @ss in DPS LMAO

Malfurion: At least the DPS is mine!

Illidan: LOL if I were u I would wish it wasn't XD

Jaina: XD XD XD XD

Tyrande: Just spec resto Mal, ur dps is pretty bad =

Malfurion: . . . . . .

Thrall: LOL Do wut ur woman says

Malfurion: I HAVE NO WOMAN!

Tyrande: True, appearntly you havea BF instead XD

Illidan: ROFL

Kael'Thas: LMAO I'm in tears XD

< AFK >Vashj: y is one of teh healerz on the DPS chart

Arthas: . . . >.>

Thrall: Normally, I'd be pissed. . .But right now I'm too busy pissin myself laughing at the fact that
the healer is out DPSing the Lock and nub Dr00d XD

Arthas: HAHAHAHA

Jaina: u know your crap DPS wen. . . XD LMAO

Malfurion: STFU!

Illidan: I already told you guys, I'm numba 1

Thrall: LOL No! I am

Jaina: Thrall, your 2nd =

Thrall: Exactly!

Thrall: Supremus is 1st, I'm 2nd. 2 is higher than 1 so in all technicality I'M Winning! =D

Kael'Thas: . . .That has to be the most retarded Logic I've heard since < GM> Mediveh killed
huntard's Deadzone

< AFK >Vashj: Hey! STFU! >=O

Jaina: lol its tru!

< AFK >Vashj:Clearly none of you have been a hunter! It was long overdo!

Malfurion: Dr00dz need a buff =

Arthas: LOL Dr00dz r OP, u just Suck! XD

Thrall: lol overpowered xD

Jaina: ya, u'd know all about that Thrall :P

Thrall: HAHAH I'm Balanced! Lrn2Play!

*Malfurion has died*

Malfurion: OMFG!

Arthas: LOL your health Dropped faster than Jaina's pants

Jaina: . . . . . .wut?

Supremus: LOL

Illidan: Holy !@!!! You can Talk?!

Thrall: He can talk?!

Tyrande: It can talk! =O

Supremus: I CAN SIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!

Kael'Thas: . . .Plez don't. . -_-

Thrall: LOL See? hes his own person Nublock!

Raid Warning: Game

Raid Warning: Set

Raid Warning: Match

Illidan: =

Tyrande: Mal your gunna have to run back

Malfurion: HOW THE HELL DO I GET NUKED WEN WE HAVE 2 FUGGIN MAGES IN THE RAID!

Jaina: I wuz sheepin =

*Jaina starts casting Polymorph*

*Jaina Polymorphs a Necromancer*

Thrall: I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS!!

*Thrall runs up and breaks Polymorphed Necromancer*

Jaina: Theres your problem =

Thrall: CC is 4 Nubs!

Illidan:. . btw is ur Caps Key broken again Mal?

*Silence*

Thrall:. . .Thats new. . .

Arthas: No more undeds

Malfurion: Is it all over? Toss me a Rez before sumthin comes!

Tyrande: On it!

Rage Winter Chill: Souls! Shatter like Ice!

Thrall: . . .Who or wut was that. .?


< To Be Continued >

It looks like things are about to get Nasty. With all the Waves of Undead decimated, all thats left now is Archimonde's first general, The Lich, Rage WinterChill. Will our heros score some Phat Lewt? Find out Next Post! =D

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EPISODE 8:

A cold mist covers the litered battle-field of broken and twisted corpses. An omnious voice makes itself known to our Heros PuG. what could this all be Forboding to. .?
Phat Lewts is what I'm guessing. Lets jsut see if this PuG has what it takes to earn what is theres.


Thrall: Well, well. What do we have here.

Jaina: It looks like a Lich. .

Arthas: It looks Undead! =D

Thrall: lawl, it looks lyk a locked chest with legs

Rage Winterchill: Legs . .?

Rage Winterchill: b;tch I'm floating! What legs?!

Tyrande: /yawn

*Tyrande casts Levitate*

Rage Winterchill: . . . So you think your fuggin kewl now?

Tyrande: Maybe. . >.>

Rage Winterchill: b;tch sit your levitating @ss down

Tyrande: =

Illidan: WTF is this guy?

Kael'Thas: < Insert Cliche Response Here >

Rage Winterchill: . . .

Vashj: lol

Thrall: Vashj, Y do u ALWAYS gotta say sumthin right after kael huh?

Vashj: O_o

Jaina: lol I've noticed that too

Arthas: srsly. .

Vashj: y r u readin so much into it? >.>

Thrall: lol I just find it funny dat u ALWAYS gotta b the first one to respond to. .

Rage Winterchill: Hai guiz. I'm still here

Vashj: Ugh, can we jus kil this guy already?

Rage Winterchill: lolwut? you say it lyk I'm just a Spank and tank

Jaina: Last time I checked, you were =P

Kael'Thas: theres nothing complex about you. . . .Like @ all xD

Thrall: Well, mayb for Mal

Malfurion: >=(

Illidan: Lets do this! Supremus! Engage!

Supremus: Listen, I'm totally almighty and Omnipotent, I don't need to take sh;t from you

*Illidan has died*

Illidan: WTF!!!!!!!

Vashj: Fuggin hell! I knew we shouldn't have summon that thing!

Jaina: Is this a wipe? O.o

Malfurion: Duh! we can't fuggin kill that thing!

Rage Winterchill: LOL NUBZ

Thrall: Pally! fear it!

Arthas: I can't. . . -_-

Thrall: TS I've seen you!

Arthas: Casting Holy Wrath and Excorcise maybe. . =

Thrall: So, Fear!

Jaina: He really can't. .?

Thrall: y the hell not!!!

Arthas: Ask Blizzard >.>

Malfurion: LOL

Thrall: lol thats sh;ts messed up

Arthas: I know eh? I can excorcise and Wrath the b@stards but sensing and fearing them seem to be non-existant >_>

Kael'Thas: Funny how convient that is =

Malfurion: Inconvient actually :P

Illidan: duh! Its for balancing purposes obviously

Arthas: You'd knwo all about that Illidan, being balanced and all =P

Illidan: I'm balanced!

Thrall: LOL no!

Jaina: You're the LAST person who can say anything Thrall

Malfurion: Ya STFU!

Vashj: lol no u

Thrall: Shut up Huntard lol

Tyrande: We've already gone over this >.>

Arthas: Really Mal, Dr00dz r broken. its srsly JUST u who sux

Tyrande: Its kinda depressing that he is the first Druid in existance -_-

Illidan: LMAO 10,000+ years and you STILL don't know your class?!

Thrall: HAHAHAH

Jaina: LOL XD

Supremus: lol who phailz in PvE?

Malfurion: . . . .

Kael'Thas: LOL even the NPC is laughing at u XD

Rage Winterchill: Okay, Thats it

* rage fires off an Ice bolt*

*Thrall has died*

Vashj: HOLY SH|T!!!

Thrall: WTF MAN!!!! Y ME?!

Rage Winterchill: R we gunna do this or what?!

Supremus: Its u and me frosty

Rage Winterchill: I've been standing here for 10 fuggin Mins!

Thrall: You didnt have to go Kill me to make your point!

Arthas: Ya. . Should've killed teh Dr00d instead =

Kael'Thas: LOL dead weight XD

Malfurion: . . .

Jaina: Leave my Crit Aura alone! >=O

Tyrande: Jane, hun, you haven't landed a single crit. . =

Jaina: I know, QQ

Rage Winterchill: do u people EVER shut up?!

*Rage Winterchill fires a Frost Bolt*

*Jaina casts Frostward*

Jaina: LOL it actually proc'd XD

Rage Winterchill: WTF?! Mine NEVER Procs! >=O

Kael'Thas: I knw rite? xD

Jaina: sux to be a mage

Kael'Thas: tell me about it. . I feel your pain. . =(

Vashj: >.>

Rage Winterchill: *sniffles* finally. .Someone who understands!

*Jaina, Rage, and Kael all move in for a group hug*

Thrall: Brez?

Rage Winterchill: Ugh! remember the days before Ritual of Refreshment?!

Kael'Thas: Ugh, Don't remind me -_-

Jaina: I had to start conjouring Food & Water 3 days in advanced to hand them out to all of my Theramore forces!

Rage Winterchill: Srsly?! sounds rough

Jaina: Ya. .especially wen you get D/C for 15 mins!

Kael'Thas: LOL ownt XD

Rage Winterchill: totally xD

Jaina: Not funny guiz =(

Rage Winterchill: lol ya I know, just playin wit'chu :P

Kael'Thas: Ya, we've all been there *nods*

Rage Winterchill: *nods* Thankfully its behind us

Kael'Thas: Amen to that

Tyrande: *cough* Anelf >.>

Thrall: lol Aorc XD

Jaina: Awoman! lol

Supremus: Ademon

Rage Winterchill: Alich

Arthas: . . You're all retarded -_-

Vashj: lol Anaga

Illidan: I'd say sometihng. . If I knew exactly what I was =

Supremus: *cough* Demon *cough* *cough*

Malfurion: Anub xD LOL

Illidan: Sorry Mal, thats more of a u thing =

Malfurion: Look whos still alive @sshole! LMAO

*Malfurion has died*

Malfurion: WTF SUPREMUS?!

Vashj: LMAO XD XD XD XD

Kael'Thas: ROFL

Arthas: HAHAHA LOL

Supremus: Opps, I should really watch where I'm stepping >.>

Rage Winterchill: LOL

Malfurion: WHos side r u on?! WTF!!!!

*Vashj fires an Aimed Shot*

Rage Winterchill: OW! CHRIST WTF WUZ?!

Vashj: it was me gettin tired of waitin

*Malfurion brez's Thrall*

Thrall: ya, i still want lewts

Rage Winterchill: You little B;tch! that hurt!!!

*Rage casts Frost Bolt*

*Vashj Casts Misdirection*

*Malfurion has died*

Illidan: ROFL Welcome to Purgatory b;tch! =D

Kael'Thas: lmao

Jaina: Screen shot'd XD

Supremus: LOL

Malfurion: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HUNTARD!

Vashj: u try thinking with a Frost Bolt being charged up at you =

Thrall: LOL its funny cuz Mal happened 2 b the first target 2 pop into your mind

Tyrande: *giggles* Mal you're such a punching bag XD

Rage Winterchill: Lets see you evade this one!

*Rage Casts Frost Bolt*

Thrall: LOL Time to get school'd son

*Thrall plants Grounding Totem*

*Frost bolt is redirected*

Rage Winterchill: WTF IS WITH ALL THESE BULL**#@ COUNTERS?!

*Thrall casts Stormstrike*

*Thralls Windfury Procs*

Thrall: CRIT! CRIIIIIT! =D

Rage Winterchill: Ugh!

*Rage casts Frost Bolt*

*Thrall casts EarthShock*

Thrall: LOL Give me sum purps! =D

Arthas: LOL

Rage Winterchill: This fight is BULL**#@!

Kael'Thas: Tauran Sh;t! get it right!

Jaina: Try casting another spell maybe. . ? >.>

Rage Winterchill:. . . .O ya. . .

Kael'Thas: *face palm*

Malfurion: I'm releasing guys

*Malfurion realeases his spirit*

Arthas: LOL u nub! you're locked out of the fight now! And teh loot! LMAO

Malfurion: DAMNIT!!

Jaina: You make me cry Rage. . v.v

Thrall: R U "TRYING" TO WIPE US?!

Tyrande: Just keep him interrputed, We got this =D

* Rage casts Frost Nova*

*Jaina is Rooted*

*Tyrande is rooted*

*Vashj is Rooted*

*Kael'Thas is Rooted*

Rage Winterchill: LOLL Gottachya! >=)

Tyrande: Cause casters are really mobile. . .

Rage Winterchill: STFU! It Landed! GTFO my back! >=O

*Vashj is now AFK*

Thrall: LOL it landed on stationary targets =P

Rage Winterchill: Oh I have somethin just for you smart@ss >=)

*casts Death and Decay*

Thrall: *cough* Wh. . ?! *cough* WTF?!

Arthas: Damnit THrall don't stand in it!

Thrall: Heal!! Heal!! I need a fuggin heal!!! *cough*

*Thrall has died*

Arthas: 22222222222222232221322222

Arthas: SH|T I hit Enter by accident >.<

Thrall: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! COME ON HEALERS DO YOUR JOB!!!

Illidan: LMAO

Vashj: ROFL

Kael'Thas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jaina: *crying from laughter*

Thrall: LOL you think this Sh;T is funny?!

Illidan: Its priceless XD

Illidan: Cuz teh pally really DOES heal like that ROFL 222222222222222222222222

Arthas: . . . .

Thrall: LMAO Dumb@ss still manages to Fugg it all up! THATS funny!

Rage Winterchill: lol this raid is too much XD

Jaina: Game Over Rage >=)

*Jaina casts Pressence of Mind*

*Jaina Activates her Trinkets*

*Jaina casts Pyroblast*

Rage Winterchill: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT >_<

Illidan: LOL she finally crit =P

Rage Winterchill: I Thought we were Friends. . . ..! T-T

Jaina: Lewt > Friendz sorry =P

*Rage Winterchill is downed after 34mins 18 secs*

Thrall: HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!

Kael'Thas: LOL Nice one Jane! Way to Represent =D

Arthas: lol lewt > your father as well =P

Jaina: STFU >=(

Thrall: LOL

< Continued from Cut off >

Malfurion: OMG OMG OMG DON'T LOOT DON'T LOOT!

Illidan: lol Lewt, jsut to spite him XD

< AFK >Vashj: Wut'd I miss?

Jaina: >.>

Arthas: Now, about Balance. . >_>

< AFK >Vashj: >=(



<To Be Continued >


The Day is Won! Our Heros PuG emerges from their encounter With the fridged Rage Winterchill! this calls for a /dance. Rez's aside, the only thing left to do now. . . .Is Loot distrubution >=) *snickers*
I wonder how that is going to turn out. This could be a conflict far greater than anything they've faced thus far. Find out who gets what. . .NEXT POST! =D

Zoy Long-Guard,
Envoy of The End

So that is all for now.. its very well done in my opinion


Here is the original thread (You may be able to find updates in it):
WoW Forums -> Legendary PuG: Mount Hyjal (revived)

Updated with episode 8

[merfed]

Unrelated to model editing in any way shape or form. Reported.

[OblivionMage]

Unrelated to model editing in any way shape or form. Reported.

Model editing? Of course its unrelated to model editing, why should it be? (It is in the section:
Showoff and discussion This section is to showoff your undergoing or finished projects, you can receive or give POSITIVE feedback here.
Discussions of Model editing and what can be done with it is also allowed in here.

So model editing discussions are something that are ALLOWED, but they are not the only thing required. And this is not my project, but I am 'giving feedback' to an ongoing project by posting it (I also helped out the person a bit with it). I am new here, but I fail to see your reasoning.


EDIT: Oh ok..It is a sub-forum OF modelediting. I navigated to this page from here: World of Warcraft - MMOwned - World of Warcraft Exploits, Hacks, Bots and Guides where this is hardly shown clearly (only by the slight color variation and indents). Move to WoW General perhaps?

[reallyAFK]

fantastic read

+Rep

[V!persting]

When i was first reading the thread title, i was thought it was about a legendary mount lol XD are these things for real? or just entertainment?

[OblivionMage]

Its just for entertainment, something to do when your online but your realm is undergoing maintenance. I am really sorry for posting it in the wrong section, I think that you should make them a bit more clear in their descriptions.

Cheers,

[[Shon3m]]

haha nice pst

[Premium-mmo]

Wall of text crited my eyes for 051305031503052050320530 dmg

[reallyAFK]

EPISODE 7:

Good Old Wipe recovery. What would a raid be without it? It looks as if our heros PuG is back up to Speed. So disbanding seems to be the least of thie rworries. . .For the time being. But everyone whos anyone knows how quickly the wheather can change on a situation. Lets see where the winds of our Hero's fates blow.


Kael'Thas: Here comes the first wave

Thrall: Screw trash! I wants lewts!

Jaina: lol trash is the only thing thats gunna help you keep up wit mah DPS

Jaina: Bird Man! Crit Aura!

*Malfurion shifts into Moonkin form*

Malfurion: Hoot!

Kael'Thas: ya Baby! Light em up!

*Kael'Thas begins charging his Fel Fireball*

Jaina: . . WTF?! Green Fire?!

Kael'Thas: Hell ya

Tyrande: Isn't that the trademark aura of the Legion

Vashj: . . . .

Illidan: Uhhhhhhh. . . . .

Kael'Thas: Er. . .Yaaa, about that. .. >.>Thrall: Wait a second. . who's friggin side r u on?!

Arthas: OMFG! They're undead! =D =D =D

*Arthas casts Turn Undead*

Arthas: LOL Look at me! I'm a Warlock!

Illidan: . . .

Illidan: /golfclap

*Fleeing Ghoul pre-maturely aggros the 2nd wave*

Thrall: /clap

Thrall: Beautifully Executed nubadin!

Raid Warning: Way to Aggro 25 mobs!

Vashj: Shacks! We need Shacks!

Illidan: Supremus! Grab those Adds!

*Vashj is now AFK*

Supremus: SMASH!!!!

*Supremus engages the adds*

Illidan: LOL Run the charts!

Jaina: Damage Done 9116314 (9 Sources)

Jaina: 1 Supremus 8928347 82.2%
Jaina: 2 Thrall 39485 3.5%
Jaina: 3 Kael'Thas 37093 3.4%
Jaina: 4 Vashj 35134 3.2%
Jaina: 5 Jaina 29123 2.7%
Jaina: 6 Arthas 23183 2.4%
Jaina: 7 Illidan 17029 1.8%
Jaina: 8 Malfurion 6920 0.7%
Jaina: 9 Tyrande 0 0%

Illidan: LMAO Guess whos leadin in DPS! XD

Tyrande: Um. . Supremus. .?

Illidan: LOL No!

Kael'Thas: 9 sources nub! Supremus is his own rating

Jaina: lawl just becasue you summoned him doesn't mean hes ur dps XD

Illidan: My Demon! My Damage!

Malfurion: Reset the charts! their Wrong!

< AFK >Vashj: Sorry guys, I AFK'd without sayin anything =\

Jaina: nerf hunters plez

Malfurion: Autoshot is Tauren Sh;t!!

Illidan: Srsly

Thrall: LOL See dat sh;t?! 1st baby baby! =D

Arthas: clearly I see 2nd =\

Kael'Thas: AHAHAHA Orcs can't read! XD

Jaina: LOL

Thrall: . . .STFU Demons don't count!

Illidan: lol yes they do!

Thrall: u ain't doin sh;t but spammin health funnel!

Tyrande: heal charts plez

Illidan: u can't prove it. .

Jaina: Healing Done 7215239 (9 sources)
Jaina: 1 Illidan 7122218 97.7%
Jaina: 2 Tyrande 57209 2.3%
Jaina: 3 Arthas 35812 1%
Jaina: 4 Thrall 0 0%
Jaina: 5 Supremus 0 0%
Jaina: 6 Jaina 0 0%
Jaina: 7 Kael'Thas 0 0%
Jaina: 8 Malfurion 0 0%
Jaina: 9 Vashj 0 0%

Illidan: . . . .

Thrall: lol Ownt!

Illidan: Its a legitamate Stratagey!

< AFK >Vashj: Its TS (Tauran Sh;t) imo =\

Illidan: Says the huntard that can afk and still haul @ss in DPS >=(

Malfurion: Reset the DPS chart! Their wrong!

Kael'Thas: They look pretty accrate to me =\

Malfurion: I've been standing too far away for it to calculate right!

Jaina: wtf r u talkin about?! u've been next to me the whole time!

Thrall: LOL

Arthas: ROFL

Tyrande: *giggles*

Illidan: LOL Doomkin indeed! Doomed to suk @ss in DPS LMAO

Malfurion: At least the DPS is mine!

Illidan: LOL if I were u I would wish it wasn't XD

Jaina: XD XD XD XD

Tyrande: Just spec resto Mal, ur dps is pretty bad =\

Malfurion: . . . . . .

Thrall: LOL Do wut ur woman says

Malfurion: I HAVE NO WOMAN!

Tyrande: True, appearntly you havea BF instead XD

Illidan: ROFL

Kael'Thas: LMAO I'm in tears XD

< AFK >Vashj: y is one of teh healerz on the DPS chart

Arthas: . . . >.>Thrall: Normally, I'd be pissed. . .But right now I'm too busy pissin myself laughing at the fact that the healer is out DPSing the Lock and nub Dr00d XD

< Continue from Cut-Off >Arthas: HAHAHAHA

Jaina: u know your crap DPS wen. . . XD LMAO

Malfurion: STFU!

Illidan: I already told you guys, I'm numba 1

Thrall: LOL No! I am

Jaina: Thrall, your 2nd =\

Thrall: Exactly!

Thrall: Supremus is 1st, I'm 2nd. 2 is higher than 1 so in all technicality I'M Winning! =D

Kael'Thas: . . .That has to be the most retarded Logic I've heard since < GM> Mediveh killed
huntard's Deadzone

< AFK >Vashj: Hey! STFU! >=O

Jaina: lol its tru!

< AFK >Vashj:Clearly none of you have been a hunter! It was long overdo!

Malfurion: Dr00dz need a buff =\

Arthas: LOL Dr00dz r OP, u just Suck! XD

Thrall: lol overpowered xD

Jaina: ya, u'd know all about that Thrall

Thrall: HAHAH I'm Balanced! Lrn2Play!

*Malfurion has died*

Malfurion: OMFG!

Arthas: LOL your health Dropped faster than Jaina's pants

Jaina: . . . . . .wut?

Supremus: LOL

Illidan: Holy !@!!! You can Talk?!

Thrall: He can talk?!

Tyrande: It can talk! =O

Supremus: I CAN SIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!

Kael'Thas: . . .Plez don't. . -_-

Thrall: LOL See? hes his own person Nublock!

Raid Warning: Game

Raid Warning: Set

Raid Warning: Match

Illidan: =\

Tyrande: Mal your gunna have to run back

Malfurion: HOW THE HELL DO I GET NUKED WEN WE HAVE 2 FUGGIN MAGES IN THE RAID!

Jaina: I wuz sheepin =\

*Jaina starts casting Polymorph*

*Jaina Polymorphs a Necromancer*

Thrall: I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS!!

*Thrall runs up and breaks Polymorphed Necromancer*

Jaina: Theres your problem =\

Thrall: CC is 4 Nubs!

Illidan:. . btw is ur Caps Key broken again Mal?

*Silence*

Thrall:. . .Thats new. . .

Arthas: No more undeds

Malfurion: Is it all over? Toss me a Rez before sumthin comes!

Tyrande: On it!

Rage Winter Chill: Souls! Shatter like Ice!

Thrall: . . .Who or wut was that. .?


< To Be Continued >It looks like things are about to get Nasty. With all the Waves of Undead decimated, all thats left now is Archimonde's first general, The Lich, Rage WinterChill. Will our heros score some Phat Lewt? Find out Next Post! =D

[Cryt]

hahahhaha, ok, this made my night. lol

Unrelated to model editing in any way shape or form. Reported.

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this is called wow general. wow..

EPIX PHAIL.

[Nilrac]

Unrelated to model editing in any way shape or form. Reported.

FAIL


* filler *

[Arthas117]

Lol you made me laugh my ass off xD

+rep x2

[OblivionMage]

Updated with episode 7
And I know that it is hard to read, anyone have a suggestion of a better way to present it?

[jordash]

just make it white or light blue, its alot easier on the eyes.

[Blade Fatality]

Haha that was pretty entertaining!