Over's "Horde" Adventure

[Oversoul0]

A few days ago I just happened to be running through STV to help one of my many friends ( yes many) with his warrior quest when I so happened to run across a lvl 40 BE pally, being the good and right citizen Iam I quickly lept off my mount, wing clipped, and snaked trapper her as I laughed maniacally. In the pallys smartest of moves she decided to stun me and then run back into what I like to call "shooting range" this done, I gladly aimed shot her in the back of the head . After this incident the pally actually made an Alliance trial account, and here is the dialouge that followed:

[Pally]: It took you alot of shots to kill a lvl 40...

[Me]: Well you know how plate is these days

[Pally]: My warrior one-shots noobs.

[Me]: ....well ok...I bet that means he could one-shot you

[Pally]: Do you want to meet my warrior??

[Me]: .....no not really

[Pally]: why are you scurd?

[Me] ...nope little annoyed...and confused...very confused...but not scurd.

After several minutes of grinding trolls in STV for tusks, the pally/war whispers me again.

[Pally]: ok Iam here, ready to meet my war?

[Me]: ....no not really

[Pally]: you will when hes pwning your face!

[Me]: ....are you done? I gotta help my friend with his war quest really fast.

[Pally]: got it near some trolls be right there...

[Me]: ...oook

After some more grinding (yes tusks dont drop that much...) I get ambushed by a 70 sham while havin no mana, I bravely smacked him in the face with my axe..over..and over...but yea...melee doesnt go too good...so omw back to rez I get whispered again...

[Pally]: HAH! HUNTER DOWN!!!

[Me]: ....you done?

[Pally]: nope, cause that wasnt even me, Iam still on my way!111!

[Me]: .....ooook

After rezzing behind a tree I was safe for 2 minutes before the sham found me...being the fun loving neighbor Iam I quickly shot him in the face, frost trapped, and mounted to the beach...it appears that every horde has track humanoids cause while I was resting I was suddenly frost shocked out of nowhere and beat mercilessly by both....and the ( you geussed it) I was whispered again....

[Pally]: So now you see my war?

[Me]: meh...you barely hit me. (Denile works best.)

[Pally]: All I did was charge you, your lucky I wasnt the one to kill you.

[Me]: Why....if you kill me do I have to somehow walk farther to get back to my body?

[Pally]:Oh, you will have to walk back alot more...

[Me]: O.....k

After rezzing 10 feet behind them (like they least expected) and mounting off I was finnaly rid of them....and still I got a whisper...

[Pally]: You just had to kill a lowbie didnt you?

[Me]: Hells yea

[Me]: I suppose youve never been killed as a lowbie?

[Pally]: no, I never kill lowbies in a leveling area

[Me]: well welcome to PVP bitch >_>

[Pally]: Well alliance always QQ about AV just because they never win so they have to kill lowbies!

[Me]: ....who made this about AV....?

[Pally]: You just mad because you blow

[Me]: Well you blow at life :\

[Pally]: Maybe so, but atleast I dont suck at WoW, Ill geuss Ill leave you alone...cause its the holidays..

[Me]: And you cant find me >_>

[Pally]: Dont mess with Harsh Reality or youll get even more pwnt..

[Me]:......you done?

After that she or most likely he had logged off....and I was still confused....whelp hoped yall enjoyed this story.