Fastest way to get insta perma banned?

[User51]

Went to Ogrimmar and turned on a speedhack, running around, pulling thrall and running around in the pvp hall, doing moonfire spam. After a while I suddenly got a GM wispher, i didn't logged the converstation but it was something like this:

GM: Good afternoon, I'm afraid you have voilated blablabla...
Me: Too late...friend. Thrall's corruption has taken hold. I cannot...control myself. I beg you Gamemaster, flee! Flee before I break another speed record. The Speedhack rages within my memory.
Me: I must release it! FLAME! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! COWER BEFORE THE WRATH OF THE HORDE...NOES! I MUST FIGHT THIS!
GM: I will have to remove you from the game now.
Me: Forgive me Gamemaster, your annoyance only hurts my gameplay.
Me: OOC> Bah, now I got killed because you where distracting me! Could you refund the repairbill plz?
GM: Quite amusing, goodbye.
Me: OOC> Shift over?
***disconnected***

Too bad the GM didn't want to have a little chat...

[kamper]

Went to Ogrimmar and turned on a speedhack, running around, pulling thrall and running around in the pvp hall, doing moonfire spam. After a while I suddenly got a GM wispher, i didn't logged the converstation but it was something like this:

GM: Good afternoon, I'm afraid you have voilated blablabla...
Me: Too late...friend. Thrall's corruption has taken hold. I cannot...control myself. I beg you Gamemaster, flee! Flee before I break another speed record. The Speedhack rages within my memory.
Me: I must release it! FLAME! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! COWER BEFORE THE WRATH OF THE HORDE...NOES! I MUST FIGHT THIS!
GM: I will have to remove you from the game now.
Me: Forgive me Gamemaster, your annoyance only hurts my gameplay.
Me: OOC> Bah, now I got killed because you where distracting me! Could you refund the repairbill plz?
GM: Quite amusing, goodbye.
Me: OOC> Shift over?
***disconnected***

Too bad the GM didn't want to have a little chat...

Good job getting her account baned

[Enfeebleness]

LOL, you win at best way to get banned XD

Would be funnier with a GM who felt like going along with you rofl

Would have also been funny if you denied every single thing you did:

"You have violated..."

"Nuh uh"

"Yes sir you have, and i'm afraid i'm going to have to ban your account"

"No, i didn't do anything, it was all my sister";
"She came on, went to google, found some hacks, ran them, and now for some reason none of my .exe's work... luckily i had WoW already going"

"Sir, i have evidence that you have been hacking, and you will be removed from the game."

"No I wont"

[Solance]

"You have violated..."

"Nuh uh"

"Yes sir you have, and i'm afraid i'm going to have to ban your account"

"No, i didn't do anything, it was all my sister";
"She came on, went to google, found some hacks, ran them, and now for some reason none of my .exe's work... luckily i had WoW already going"

"Sir, i have evidence that you have been hacking, and you will be removed from the game."

"No I wont"

'nuh uh' lol. Gratz user51 on your accomplishment. =]

[Alkhara Majere]

LOL
I laughed so fking hard when I read your GM conv. Im in the middle of a class right now....Prof was speaking...and suddenly I BURST out into laughter...hahahahahahaha.....
hahahahaha....+7rep.

[Ark]

dude......you are sick......let the girl go u ass.......why cant you just live and let live? was it really that bad that you want to get her banned??

[delisub]

no no no no no THE best way to get perma banned would be to go to the Blizzard Mainframe building and bring an EMP bomb with you and set it off in the building, thus killing WoW(WOOT EPIC LOOT!!!!), not only would you be banned from WoW but everyone else would be and you would break the curse of WoW and would be honored as a hero.

[Marlo]

dude......you are sick......let the girl go u ass.......why cant you just live and let live? was it really that bad that you want to get her banned??

But wheres the fun in that

[Alkhara Majere]

dude......you are sick......let the girl go u ass.......why cant you just live and let live? was it really that bad that you want to get her banned??

Im sure he has his reasons. I wouldnt do it, but meh.

[koraff]

You should have simply used a teleport hack making all of org run in a big circle fk speed teleport much easier to detect and makes mobs looks fkin crazy i'd imagine or could've DLed those "new spells" and used the insta death and just soloed the entire city

[Jones4ever]

Yea Koraff!! go to SM, let alot of mobs attack ya teleport hack to ORG and get reported XD

[Levin]

rofl, that stuff you said to the GM was hilarious. +rep.

[Ðeception]

dude......you are sick......let the girl go u ass.......why cant you just live and let live? was it really that bad that you want to get her banned??

yea, umm if somone was changing your passwords and deleting your toons you wouldn't do the same thing? ummm i guess you just have no backbone in you.


O and User51 nice job but you should have just changed her email pass account info and sold it on ebay =D

[Jeffrey50102]

uh, wouldn't it be a lot easier just do delete her chars? i mean, you wont have to go through all that trouble just do get her insta perma banned. If she doesn't give up and start over again then simply delete her char again and again.

[Enfeebleness]

uh, wouldn't it be a lot easier just do delete her chars? i mean, you wont have to go through all that trouble just do get her insta perma banned. If she doesn't give up and start over again then simply delete her char again and again.

In some cases, if you were to validly say that YOU did not delete the characters, you would get them back (or some of them, or maybe a few o_O)

Delete = Can be undone
Ban = Ha ha nub, you're screwed, l2play