Santa is real (J/K) ++profit??

[Ghostfang]

so I was online tonight really late at night, early in the morning when my friend on skype says come here there is a guy named chriskringle over by the alliance dueling hub with a pet named a stag named prancer and he was a dwarf hunter with a white beard so we go check it out and he begins to tell us about ourselves so I asked him I few questions, like that we're relative to me. "santa who will I marry? he tells me I will marry "Jona Miller" and we'll meet on the bloodhoof server and she'll be my healer and I'll be the tank. so needless to say I'm now rolling a tank on bloodhoof just to see if this is actually santa!

one can only dream!

step 3 =???

step 4 = profit.

[Laykith]

This was the best shitpost I have read today! +rep lol