Well, I got bored, and I decided to mess with a live rep from a gold selling site
Welcome!An online representative will be with you shortly.You are number1in the queue.Your wait time will be approximately0minutes and {AvgWaitSeconds)seconds.Thank you for waiting.You are now chatting with 'Eric'
Eric: Welcome to our online customer support. I will be happy to answer any questions you have. We can chat online or you can call me at 1-877-870-4019 (US Toll Free) or at 44-207-019-6125 (UK, International)
Eric: Hello how may I assist you today?
mike: yes, how long will it take to recieve my gold. i havent placed an order yet, i was just wondering
mike: hello?
Eric: Yes
Eric: Generally speaking, if you place an order on our website, we can send you the gold within 24 hours or less.
mike: how long will it take to receive gold?
mike: ok, nvm then. i need my gold now
Eric: Now,as far as I am concerned, we are out of stock now.
mike: you are out of stock on every single server?
mike: because i never told you which server i needed gold on
mike: i didnt even tell you EU or US
mike: ?
Eric: Oh, sorry, I just make a mistake.
Eric: Which server do you want to buy?
mike: how did u mess that up?
mike: are you guys some kind of fraudulent vendor who steals peoples money or saomething?
Eric: Hello.
Eric: No,it is impossible.
Eric: Because now I am very busy.
Eric: I send the wrong message which I should send to others to you.
mike: so you dont even really talk? you just yuse macros?
mike: what if your boss put something about you being gay in one of those macros and you didnt even know it til it was too late?
Eric: Our boss will call me.He have my Tel Number.
Eric: Ok,sir,Which server do you want to buy? I can check it for you now.
mike: why should i buy from you? you dont even pay attention to which customers you are talking with
Eric: I am very sorry ,I am new man and come to company last week.please you give me a chance, ok?
mike: no you arent, your boss wouldnt know your phone number by heart if you have only been here a week
mike: why do you continue to tell me lies? you continue to detriment the reputation of your company
mike: i will be posting in all the forums that this site is fraudulent, and you will receive no more business
Eric: No,our boss know the phone numbers of all personnel.I don't tell lies.Please you trust me.
mike: why should i trust this site? you dont pay attention, you lie to your customers, etc
more to come