Call 1:
[Blizzard]: Blizzard Store, how can I help you?
Suleika: I would like to buy a t-shirt
[Blizzard]: Well we have an online store, where you can check...
Suleika: I don't have any internet
[Blizzard]: Well what type of t-shirt would you like to order?
Suleika: A pink one
[Blizzard]: We only have black ones I'm afraid
Suleika: Do they have pictures on them?
[Blizzard]: Yes
Suleika: Of what?
[Blizzard]: Are you familiar with World of Warcraft at all?
Suleika: Well I know there's like a good side and a bad side... [etc]
[Blizzard]: We have t-shirts with pictures of the alliance
Suleika: That's the good side, yeah?
[Blizzard]: Yes. And we also have t-shirts with pictures of the horde.
Suleika: What's that?
[Blizzard]: *giggles* Well, it's where they have orcs and bloodelves and...
Suleika: *really serious* Are you trying to make fun of me?
[Blizzard]: No, totally not...
Call 2:
[Blizzard]: What number are you calling from?
Suleika: What? You want my phone number?
[Blizzard]: It's in case the call disconnects etc...
Suleika: But I don't want to give random people my phone number
Call 3:
Suleika: I only just started playing, and I think I died, and someone told me I had to buy the game again to continue playing, is that right?
[Blizzard]: Are you talking about World of Warcraft?
Suleika: Umm, what was that?
[Blizzard]: Well there's World of Warcraft, Starcraft...
Suleika: Yeah, I think it was the first one, not too sure though
[Blizzard]: No, you don't have to buy the game again. You can resurrect?
Suleika: And how do I do that?
[Blizzard]: Hang on, let me get the instructions [...] - Reads out instructions to resurrect -
Suleika: OK Cool [...] Do you have a character in the game?
[Blizzard]: Yeah, I have several
Suleika: From the good side or the bad side?
[Blizzard]: I have characters on both sides, but I am trying to level up one on the good side
Suleika: Cool, can we be friends and play together?
[Blizzard]: No, I'm afraid we are not on the same realm [...]
Suleika: So you're telling me you don't have pink t-shirts and you don't want to be my friend either? ...