Getting back a perm banned account?

[maxhenwood12345]

Hey all, My account got banned like last year for botting, Ive tryed every lie in the book to get it back, is there any way that i can get it back? what usually works?

[Confucius]

Call them and act stupid, say money was tight and you have just now decided to come back and play but when you try and login you get account is closed and you are confused. If that doesn't work, then take a sledgehammer and go to blizzard headquarters...

[Aldun]

Unbanning is pisseasy. Always call, don't mail. Just say you're hacked, never failed for me as long as you sound believable and got a good story.

[maxhenwood12345]

Ive already been mailing them though it will seem a bit weird calling them and saying something different, Ive tryed telling them it was hacked but they have said they investigated it and it was not hacked :S

What can i mail them to un-ban me?

[maxhenwood12345]

Bump - Anyone know what i can mail them after arguing with them to un-ban me?