i blackmailed a goldseller

[deathormar]

I had a gold seller one day message me. As would any upstanding WoW Citizen would do...I blackmailed him.
gs: "I'm sorry to bother you, but may I know if you're busy."
me: "Hello."
*A moment passes by*
gs: "May I know if you are busy?"
me: "How can I help you?"
gs: "Well I don't mean to be a bother and if I am I apologize. But I was wondering if by any chance you may need some gold services in our site: UGuysGold.com ? If you don't I do sincerely apologize and will not bother you any further."
me: "Gold services? You mean, buy gold?"
gs: "I am sorry to bother you. I will not do it again. Thank you for your time and have a good day."
me: "How about you give me 1000 gold and I will maybe consider not reporting you?"
gs: "I don't have that much. Please don't report me. My boss will be mad. This is my first day. I need this job. I don't want to lose it. Please don't do that."
me: "1000 gold or no deal."
gs: "I don't have that much. I don't even have enough to send a mail. I'm sorry."
me: "Well I guess you're out of luck."
gs: "I guess I am."
me: "I'm going to say this as nicely as I can... get off my server."
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[nothinglol]

fail. . . .

[ziao]

Why do i have the feeling that 'goldseller' was no real goldseller..
They're ruder then that, they don't care for being reported, and as soon as they know a person is not interested they stop talking and look for their next target.

Either he was fake, or this conversation was made up by you (which i suspect)

[Gadella]

either he was fake, or this conversation was made up by you (which i suspect)

amen brother

[ianian112]

I dont know, I guess im too blind to even try to think this guy is such an idiot he made up a conversation with a goldfarmer :P

[joe0]

could be possible sincce it was his first day, although their english usually isnt that good. lol