Sorry for the wall of text, but I was on MD and got a msg on aim (never saw that coming), now most times I just close the window but I was really bored.
Well, if you can read it all, you might be the only 1, chatted for over an hour, enjoy!
its4acc (8:45:22 PM): hello
sativex420 (8:46:41 PM): yes?
its4acc (8:47:24 PM): this is from Buy Account,Sell Account,Rent An Account,Consignment,U4Accounts.Com i wonder if u want to rent out ur acc to us,we can give u gold,$ as a return,or do powerlvling sevice for u ,such as lvling to 70 or s3/s4/t6!
sativex420 (8:47:54 PM): and what do i get if my account gets banned?
its4acc (8:49:42 PM): we won't get it banned,ur acc will work on us ip and we do the activities by hand,it won't get banned if the ip do not change so often.
its4acc (8:50:02 PM): but we will give u a new acc the same as urs in any case of being banned
sativex420 (8:50:19 PM): how much you pay?
its4acc (8:50:58 PM): we will pay u 3500-5000g or 80-100$ per week,according to what class u will rent
sativex420 (8:51:32 PM): i have a 70 horde hunter with t5+ gear
its4acc (8:51:45 PM): nice
its4acc (8:51:55 PM): u prefer gold or $?
sativex420 (8:52:10 PM): $$$
sativex420 (8:52:17 PM): question?
sativex420 (8:52:27 PM): where are you located?
its4acc (8:52:42 PM): hongkong
sativex420 (8:52:58 PM): no thx, a friend got banned using a china comapny
sativex420 (8:53:08 PM): they had fake us ip's too
its4acc (8:54:52 PM): we are legit,we have verified paypal acc.we can guarantee the safety of ur acc.many acc providers are getting well with us. ur acc will work on us ip for sure
sativex420 (8:55:18 PM): paypal sucks ass, way to many scammer are verified lol
its4acc (8:55:31 PM): really?
its4acc (8:55:55 PM): we pay by wu,paypal or visa whichever u like
sativex420 (8:57:17 PM): do you like carrots?
its4acc (8:57:35 PM): what ?
sativex420 (8:57:54 PM): with pickles, the new wow pets, i want to get them on my hunter
sativex420 (8:58:30 PM): withcan you get me them?
sativex420 (8:59:05 PM): you could have it for a month if you can get me them
its4acc (8:59:31 PM): this is the new wow pets?
sativex420 (8:59:36 PM): yes
its4acc (8:59:48 PM): we may have it for a month if we can get it for u?
sativex420 (9:00:10 PM): yes, and maybe get me the skateboard mount?
its4acc (9:00:21 PM): let me ask our guys
sativex420 (9:00:33 PM): cool, that would like balls really hard
sativex420 (9:00:52 PM): do you play wow?
its4acc (9:01:49 PM): no
its4acc (9:01:54 PM): our guys do
sativex420 (9:01:54 PM): why not?
its4acc (9:02:03 PM): i'm in charge of our web^^
sativex420 (9:02:03 PM): how many guys you got there?
its4acc (9:02:10 PM): over 80
sativex420 (9:02:19 PM): really, that's alot
sativex420 (9:02:29 PM): can i work with you, i love playing wow
sativex420 (9:02:59 PM): i play 16 hoours aday on slow days
its4acc (9:04:07 PM): oh,we have enough workers atm,i think.we are in need of accs u know
sativex420 (9:04:58 PM): so, you need my account info like secret question and stuff, like my id and credit card info?
its4acc (9:05:07 PM): nope
sativex420 (9:05:14 PM): ohh
its4acc (9:05:28 PM): no secret info ,just username and pw,realm and class
sativex420 (9:05:40 PM): ohhh.....
sativex420 (9:05:53 PM): what did your guys say about carrot and pickes?
sativex420 (9:06:01 PM): can they get them for me?
its4acc (9:06:05 PM): yes
sativex420 (9:06:12 PM): really?
its4acc (9:06:20 PM): 12 of our guys can make it
sativex420 (9:06:28 PM): wow, that's like the best thing since masterbation
sativex420 (9:06:39 PM): cool, so what do wee do now?
its4acc (9:07:38 PM): so we will get one carrot for u
sativex420 (9:07:47 PM): ohh i forgot about the skateboard mount, they can get that for me too right, cause i really want to do a backside aullie
its4acc (9:07:58 PM): yes
sativex420 (9:08:07 PM): what about pickles?
sativex420 (9:08:18 PM): carrot would be lonely without him
its4acc (9:08:21 PM): can only get one of them for u
sativex420 (9:08:29 PM): ohhh....
sativex420 (9:08:37 PM): can they try though
sativex420 (9:08:45 PM): maybe they get lucky and get both
sativex420 (9:08:57 PM): i give more time for both
its4acc (9:09:02 PM): ok
its4acc (9:09:19 PM): how long can u give us?
sativex420 (9:09:39 PM): i'm going to vacation for 2 months
sativex420 (9:09:56 PM): is that long enough for carrot, pickles and skateboard mount?
sativex420 (9:10:46 PM): and maybe if it's 2 months we can talk on aim to see how the searchgoes for my pickle?
sativex420 (9:11:12 PM): no money or gold, just carrots, pickles and skateboard mount
its4acc (9:11:19 PM): ok
sativex420 (9:11:27 PM): wow, you guys are really good
its4acc (9:11:27 PM): that's enough time
sativex420 (9:11:40 PM): going to tell my friends at mmowned about you
sativex420 (9:11:49 PM): they will all rent to you
its4acc (9:11:56 PM): well,jk
sativex420 (9:12:01 PM): huh?
its4acc (9:12:03 PM): our guys have no answer
sativex420 (9:12:06 PM): what jk mean?
its4acc (9:12:27 PM): our guys didn't answer me at all
sativex420 (9:12:31 PM): about what?
sativex420 (9:12:38 PM): they can't talk?
sativex420 (9:12:47 PM): something wrong with their tongue?
its4acc (9:12:47 PM): about the pets u wanted
sativex420 (9:12:51 PM): see a doctor
sativex420 (9:12:56 PM): ohhh
sativex420 (9:13:02 PM): they are hard to get
its4acc (9:13:13 PM): i don't play ,i dunno
sativex420 (9:13:18 PM): i can get them maybe for 3 months then?
its4acc (9:13:44 PM): well,our guys said " are u joking?"
sativex420 (9:13:57 PM): joking, that's not funny
its4acc (9:14:00 PM): and they told me u may don't play wow either!
sativex420 (9:14:06 PM): i missed my family dinner to talk with you
its4acc (9:14:16 PM): oh,i'm sorry
sativex420 (9:14:22 PM): do they have the new patch that just came out yet?
sativex420 (9:14:34 PM): they should look it up
sativex420 (9:14:43 PM): all kinds off new stuff coming out
sativex420 (9:15:04 PM): well, i'm really hungry so what do we do now?
its4acc (9:15:13 PM): they don't answer me anymore,and said are u joking many times
sativex420 (9:15:21 PM): very odd
sativex420 (9:15:28 PM): can we do this please
its4acc (9:15:35 PM): maybe not,sry
sativex420 (9:15:40 PM): hmmm
sativex420 (9:15:55 PM): not good, i told my dad and he just hit me
sativex420 (9:16:01 PM): not hard though
sativex420 (9:16:14 PM): only 1 ear is bleeding this time
sativex420 (9:16:23 PM): how about i just take gol d then
sativex420 (9:16:40 PM): no carrot or pickle or skateboard mount
sativex420 (9:17:01 PM): i'm on horde side
sativex420 (9:17:06 PM): server
sativex420 (9:17:11 PM): is eredar
sativex420 (9:17:26 PM): what else you need?
its4acc (9:17:30 PM): well,what i offered at the begining is what we can do for u
sativex420 (9:17:49 PM): kk, can you level 1 of my other toons?
sativex420 (9:18:25 PM): or do you not level characters in wow?
its4acc (9:18:34 PM): yes
sativex420 (9:18:39 PM): nice
sativex420 (9:18:54 PM): how many lvls you do for 3 months?
its4acc (9:19:43 PM): we don't need so much time
sativex420 (9:19:49 PM): why not?
its4acc (9:20:00 PM): lvl1-70 4 weeks is enough
sativex420 (9:20:10 PM): ohhh
sativex420 (9:20:17 PM): can you do taren rogue?
sativex420 (9:20:30 PM): on horde side?
its4acc (9:20:39 PM): what's that?
sativex420 (9:20:44 PM): nvm
sativex420 (9:20:59 PM): i have a lvl 5 can you bring him to lvl 10 for me
sativex420 (9:21:15 PM): i have to go soon and pack for trip
sativex420 (9:21:21 PM): what else you need from me?
its4acc (9:21:43 PM): lvl5-10
sativex420 (9:22:03 PM): and i have a 23, you can take him to 70
its4acc (9:22:08 PM): u seems not a serious acc provider
sativex420 (9:22:29 PM): huh, i was not done typing and now you make fun of me? why
its4acc (9:22:43 PM): sry
sativex420 (9:22:55 PM): the lvl 10 is for my brother, he's slow in the head
sativex420 (9:23:03 PM): and he hates lvl 1-10
sativex420 (9:23:09 PM): he likes the rest though
its4acc (9:23:16 PM): no
sativex420 (9:23:17 PM): that's why i only want him to 10
sativex420 (9:23:29 PM): but you can do my lvl 23 to 70 for me
sativex420 (9:23:37 PM): that would be bananas
its4acc (9:23:43 PM): what?
sativex420 (9:23:47 PM): so, i really have to go soon
its4acc (9:23:51 PM): well,u make me confused
sativex420 (9:23:54 PM): what more you nned?
its4acc (9:24:02 PM): nothing
sativex420 (9:24:06 PM): just user name and pass?
sativex420 (9:24:10 PM): and realm?
sativex420 (9:24:29 PM): i get confused too, don't worry
sativex420 (9:24:37 PM): my typing is bad, sry
its4acc (9:24:47 PM): so good i think
its4acc (9:25:00 PM): i know u mean mine is bad!^^
sativex420 (9:25:29 PM): no, yours is good for not being american, mine is bad for being american
sativex420 (9:25:40 PM): did you go to the olympics?
sativex420 (9:25:54 PM): i wanted to, but dad said no
sativex420 (9:26:17 PM): anyways, can i give you my info now please, he is yelling at me, and i don't want to get hit
sativex420 (9:26:24 PM): again
sativex420 (9:27:01 PM): you there?
its4acc (9:27:10 PM): u make me confused,we don't want to do business with ppl whi are not serious
sativex420 (9:27:44 PM): what do you mean not seroius, i spend 40 minutes talking to you, and i want to give you my account for 2 months to lvl my 23
sativex420 (9:28:00 PM): that's seroius
sativex420 (9:28:31 PM): but my time is running out tonight before dad makes us go to bed, so i can i give you my info now please?
sativex420 (9:28:39 PM): not my wow time
sativex420 (9:28:43 PM): i have lots of that
sativex420 (9:28:54 PM): just my computer time tonight
sativex420 (9:29:06 PM): it's late here
sativex420 (9:29:29 PM): user name = chocolaterain
sativex420 (9:29:50 PM): password = cheating101
its4acc (9:30:03 PM): well,are u joking?
sativex420 (9:30:19 PM): about what? don't you need my info to lvl my 23 to 70?
its4acc (9:30:41 PM): no
its4acc (9:30:47 PM): u are nor seriours
sativex420 (9:30:52 PM): how do you lvl without my info?
its4acc (9:30:53 PM): u will change the pw soon
sativex420 (9:31:03 PM): no, i will be away on vacation
its4acc (9:31:07 PM): we don't want to do business with u ,sry,sir
sativex420 (9:31:30 PM): bananas, carrots and pickles...it's your choice
sativex420 (9:31:41 PM): china cheated at the olympics
sativex420 (9:31:46 PM): you know that right
its4acc (9:31:50 PM): what??
sativex420 (9:31:52 PM): they cheat at everything
sativex420 (9:32:06 PM): and they put 14 year old girls and said they were 16
sativex420 (9:32:16 PM): and they eat dogs, that really not cool
its4acc (9:32:39 PM): u are good man
sativex420 (9:32:41 PM): anyways, hope you get fired for not getting any accounts and wasting 45 minutes wit hthis shit
sativex420 (9:32:46 PM): thx
sativex420 (9:32:49 PM): i try
sativex420 (9:32:52 PM): have a good night
its4acc (9:32:57 PM): u 2~
sativex420 (9:32:59 PM): thx
sativex420 (9:33:06 PM): mmowned will love this you know
sativex420 (9:33:30 PM): hope you don't really get fired, that was mean of me, i'm sorry
its4acc (9:33:36 PM): ^^
sativex420 (9:33:43 PM): so, we all good?
its4acc (9:33:49 PM): yeah
sativex420 (9:34:05 PM): cool beans, catch you next time daddy oh
its4acc (9:34:13 PM): ^^
sativex420 (9:34:25 PM): jet li rocks by the way, just thought you should know that
sativex420 (9:34:41 PM): way better than jackie chan
sativex420 (9:35:03 PM): well, time for me to post this up, so i best be going, cya
its4acc (9:35:11 PM): cya
its4acc (9:35:18 PM): good luck
sativex420 (9:35:35 PM): thx, you too, hope you get all the accounts you need for your daily quota
sativex420 (9:35:50 PM): outy 5000
its4acc (9:36:02 PM): what?
sativex420 (9:36:14 PM): ohh, it's a way of saying goodbye
sativex420 (9:36:25 PM): like "peace" or "cya"
its4acc (9:36:31 PM): lol
its4acc (9:36:37 PM): have a good day
its4acc (9:36:39 PM): cya
sativex420 (9:36:47 PM): i wills, you keep it real
sativex420 (9:36:51 PM): and 1 more thing
sativex420 (9:37:04 PM): try and find carrots and pickles, people love that shit
its4acc (9:37:12 PM): what?
its4acc (9:37:22 PM): i never heard of that
sativex420 (9:37:24 PM): don't you remember, the wow pets?
its4acc (9:37:33 PM): i don't play wow
sativex420 (9:37:35 PM): we just talked about it
its4acc (9:37:40 PM): i don't know about this
sativex420 (9:37:41 PM): ohh yeah, what do you play?
sativex420 (9:37:47 PM): balls?
its4acc (9:37:50 PM): i don't play
sativex420 (9:37:52 PM): or the vag?
its4acc (9:37:59 PM): what's that
sativex420 (9:37:59 PM): you don't get to play?
sativex420 (9:38:08 PM): you should really play the vag
sativex420 (9:38:15 PM): atleast 1 time a day
its4acc (9:38:21 PM): i don't like games
sativex420 (9:38:32 PM): vag is not a game, it's a way of life
sativex420 (9:38:48 PM): play it hard and fast
sativex420 (9:39:00 PM): or slow and steady, just make sure you play it
sativex420 (9:39:21 PM): time to go play the vag, have a good day fine sir
its4acc (9:39:30 PM): u 2!
sativex420 (9:39:38 PM): thx man, keep it to the right!!!!!!
its4acc (9:39:50 PM): what do u mean?
sativex420 (9:40:07 PM): not much, so it seems
sativex420 (9:40:17 PM): just having a laugh
sativex420 (9:40:24 PM): you know, like keep it real
sativex420 (9:40:32 PM): on the downlow
its4acc (9:40:40 PM): kk
sativex420 (9:40:45 PM): cool shit
its4acc (9:40:55 PM): i think u are a good man but seems not serious
sativex420 (9:41:00 PM): don't get in trouble cause of my shananigans i hope
its4acc (9:41:03 PM): well,nvm
sativex420 (9:41:07 PM): never man
sativex420 (9:41:12 PM): keeps me young at heart
its4acc (9:41:22 PM): oh.ok
sativex420 (9:41:22 PM): you know what i mean?
sativex420 (9:41:40 PM): you must be really bored to talk this long with me
its4acc (9:41:50 PM): not really
sativex420 (9:41:53 PM): no
its4acc (9:41:55 PM): nice talking to u
sativex420 (9:42:02 PM): u too dog
sativex420 (9:42:16 PM): holla at you next time homie
sativex420 (9:42:54 PM): can you just please tell me one bad word in chinese please before i go
its4acc (9:43:10 PM): i don't know
sativex420 (9:43:18 PM): you don't know any bad words?
sativex420 (9:43:22 PM): just 1
sativex420 (9:43:26 PM): i'll tell you 1
sativex420 (9:43:35 PM): we can trade
its4acc (9:43:45 PM): no
sativex420 (9:43:52 PM): i'll tell you what the vag is
its4acc (9:43:57 PM): why to ask bad word?
sativex420 (9:44:15 PM): cause, i never know when i might need to know one to scare away bad people
its4acc (9:44:36 PM): i dunno
sativex420 (9:44:45 PM): i'll leave after 1 word
sativex420 (9:44:50 PM): please fine sir
its4acc (9:45:00 PM): ok
its4acc (9:45:03 PM): thanks
sativex420 (9:45:10 PM): cool
sativex420 (9:45:19 PM): ok, you want me to go first or you?
its4acc (9:45:58 PM): goodbye!
sativex420 (9:46:00 PM): wait
sativex420 (9:46:08 PM): you said you would tell me 1 word
sativex420 (9:46:14 PM): goodbye is not a bad word
sativex420 (9:46:20 PM): i can give you 1
its4acc (9:46:28 PM): i didn't say i will tell u
sativex420 (9:46:33 PM): f*cknut = dumbperson
sativex420 (9:46:41 PM): your turn
its4acc (9:46:50 PM): i dunno
sativex420 (9:46:52 PM): please
sativex420 (9:46:58 PM): just 1
its4acc (9:47:08 PM): never bad word
sativex420 (9:47:25 PM): just 1, no one will ever know you told me, i don't even know your name
sativex420 (9:48:08 PM): come on, i know your a cool person
sativex420 (9:48:18 PM): just be a friend and tell me just 1
sativex420 (9:48:24 PM): i can tell you another 1
sativex420 (9:48:27 PM): if you want
its4acc (9:48:46 PM): no
its4acc (9:48:48 PM): sry
sativex420 (9:49:12 PM): now i'm sad
its4acc (9:49:19 PM): i need to give a phone call now
sativex420 (9:49:22 PM): going to go emo on myself and end it all
sativex420 (9:49:31 PM): calling me, thx that's nice of you
its4acc (9:49:37 PM): lol
its4acc (9:49:51 PM): no,it's business call
sativex420 (9:50:26 PM): ohh, ok, i'll just go end it all then, have a good life, please send flowers to my funeral
sativex420 (9:50:34 PM): bye
its4acc (9:50:45 PM): lol
its4acc (9:51:00 PM): funeral,are u joking?
sativex420 (9:51:18 PM): no, i'm going to go cut myself
sativex420 (9:51:31 PM): i just wanted to know new word and no one will tell me
sativex420 (9:51:44 PM): will one of "your guys" tell me a word?
its4acc (9:52:04 PM): no
its4acc (9:52:07 PM): they won't
its4acc (9:52:39 PM): most of them are on holiday today
sativex420 (9:52:44 PM): wow
its4acc (9:52:47 PM): just 2 of them here
sativex420 (9:53:02 PM): i was going to go on holiday, now i'm just going to die
its4acc (9:53:09 PM): why?
its4acc (9:53:15 PM): enjoy ur life
sativex420 (9:53:17 PM): cya you in the next life my friend
its4acc (9:53:22 PM): lol
sativex420 (9:53:25 PM): cause you are mean to me
sativex420 (9:53:29 PM): and not sharing
sativex420 (9:53:33 PM): i tell you a word
sativex420 (9:53:42 PM): and you just stay quiet
sativex420 (9:53:48 PM): and don't share back
its4acc (9:54:19 PM): oh,my friend,that's bad word,i don't want to share and i dunno
sativex420 (9:54:54 PM): why not?
sativex420 (9:54:59 PM): what are you worried about?
its4acc (9:55:39 PM): nope,just impolite to say a bad word
sativex420 (9:56:28 PM): that's ok, i think it's more impolite not to share. would you not agree with that? or are you just a cheater stealing my bad word and not giving me one bck
sativex420 (9:56:36 PM): i think you are scamming my words
sativex420 (9:56:42 PM): that's not nice
its4acc (9:57:49 PM): why?
its4acc (9:57:52 PM): never
sativex420 (9:58:09 PM): just 1 word and this all goes away and we can both be happy again
its4acc (9:58:18 PM): lol
its4acc (9:58:21 PM): no
sativex420 (9:58:52 PM): scamming me, I see how this goes, what do you do with my word?
sativex420 (9:58:58 PM): sell to your friends?
its4acc (9:59:05 PM): why to force me tosay a bad word,i said u are not serious earlier
sativex420 (9:59:17 PM): not forcing, sharing
sativex420 (9:59:26 PM): we could be be friends
sativex420 (9:59:37 PM): we could talk on the phone
sativex420 (9:59:50 PM): and send letters, not emails, but real letters
sativex420 (10:00:00 PM): if your country lets them in that is
sativex420 (10:00:13 PM): would't that be swell?
sativex420 (10:00:26 PM): like apples and oranges
its4acc (10:00:27 PM): well,i think u are just a young boy and trying to play with me
sativex420 (10:00:40 PM): i don't play with boys, only the vag
its4acc (10:00:57 PM): what is vag?
sativex420 (10:01:36 PM): you know how men have a dangle, and woman have a doodle?
sativex420 (10:01:44 PM): it's another name for the doodle
sativex420 (10:01:57 PM): Vag*na
sativex420 (10:02:01 PM): = VAG
sativex420 (10:02:05 PM): get it now?
its4acc (10:02:34 PM): yes
sativex420 (10:02:45 PM): as in " I hit your mom's vag so hard last night she had my man juice come out her nose"
sativex420 (10:02:52 PM): understand now?
its4acc (10:02:58 PM): why??
sativex420 (10:03:06 PM): why what?
its4acc (10:03:07 PM): i don't want to talk to u any more
sativex420 (10:03:25 PM): ohh, time to go play with the vag? have fun hitting it man
its4acc (10:03:39 PM): i just thought u are a good man,well,maybe young boy,and i talk to u for so long a time
sativex420 (10:03:43 PM): just remember, don't forget about the carrot
its4acc (10:03:55 PM): i dnno about that
sativex420 (10:04:00 PM): your mom thought i was a great man
sativex420 (10:04:03 PM): ask her
its4acc (10:04:21 PM): shit
its4acc (10:04:26 PM): go die
sativex420 (10:04:28 PM): i'm not into shit
its4acc (10:04:40 PM): go die
sativex420 (10:04:41 PM): she wanted me to on her chest, but i said no
its4acc (10:04:44 PM): u said it
its4acc (10:04:56 PM): u go die now!
sativex420 (10:04:58 PM): adios cheater
sativex420 (10:05:11 PM): good thing the olympics will never be back there gain
sativex420 (10:05:20 PM): all that cheating you guys did
its4acc (10:05:25 PM): why do i talk to u for so long a time
sativex420 (10:05:34 PM): i'm really not sure
sativex420 (10:05:44 PM): why don't yu tell me
sativex420 (10:06:09 PM): i'm guess you weere hoping i would sleep with you instead of your mom, but as i told you, i only hit the vag
its4acc (10:06:24 PM): bad man
its4acc (10:06:28 PM): go die
its4acc (10:06:34 PM): NOW!
sativex420 (10:06:35 PM): i will, someday
sativex420 (10:06:57 PM): not till you admit china cheated
sativex420 (10:07:08 PM): cause every country knows you did
its4acc (10:07:17 PM): i duunp
sativex420 (10:07:28 PM): see, even you know they did
sativex420 (10:07:43 PM): they will hurt you if you tell me though, so i feel sorry for you
sativex420 (10:08:05 PM): so, please, go hit the vag and put a smile on your face, you need to be happy like me
its4acc (10:08:33 PM): well,bye
sativex420 (10:08:54 PM): bye... and don't forget to write