Funniest WoW stories

[Demonicmaster]

I figured I would share this to see about if anyone else has some funny stories like this that they have experienced.

People are so quick to bitch when they do not get there way and I have been threatened to be reported so many times it is not even funny. My all time favorite though is when I was helping a fellow guildie do one of those beacon escort quests. He was already at the chicken and waiting for me to get there. But before I could, someone else came up and started the quest, there by basically stealing it from my guildie. So all I did was follow this other person who was a Priest mind you and one of the 'ambushes' triggered and she got surrounded by 4 mobs. She tried her hardest to fight them all but she died. After she got back to her body she whispered me, WTF! Why didn't you help me? I replied, you seemed like you wanted to do it yourself so I let you go. She threatened to report me and when that didn't scare me she said she would hack my account and my entire guilds accounts as well, because after she saw how unimpressed I was with her she started to message people in my guild. Everyone got a laugh about it after I explained everything to them. People can be so dumb sometimes. BTW I am still waiting to be 'hacked'.

[Enfeebleness]

Once i hit like, 68, i was bored, so a friend and I went to Redridge and we went to the keep area and i noticed a group trying to kill the boss guy that spawns outside the keep.

I was bored, i run in and kill him.

We're waiting there, i'm still bored i type
"I'm going to go make a sandwhich"
Sit down, type /afk, of course not going AFK, and not going to make a sandwhich.


The boss respawns, i jump up, kill him, dance, he whispers says some stupid stuff threatening that he reported me to a GM. I laughed at him as he hearthed, stating "What are you reporting me for, killing your monster?" xD

He reported me for harassment apparently, as if i actually did anything to him :P






A GM never contacted me, of course. And later when i whispered him "ur nub" he said "As mad as I am at you, i have to admit i'd do the same thing"





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[laineter]

What a good story, I hope I could share one but I did not experience it before. And I don't think that there's a player like that who wants to report you on GM's even if you didn't done anything wrong or not helping them with their enemies.