World best gold spam?

[Hikarie]

Haha, got this in my mail.

Hallo lost soul!

This is a tale about a poor customer and a typical gold selling site

[to the tune of Backstreet Boys "Treat me right"]

They won't treat me right

The first night that I got your email I will never forget
Baby, you weren't another p0rn star ad
Oh, from that point in time
It was always your gold shinning so beautiful

Later, after my first purchase
You treat me like I'm undead
It was like I cast invisibility

That was unforgivably
I just wanna let you know
The situations unbearably
I can't let it go

Tell me why you say that you want me
When all you do is send me spam
You never listen, you don't give a damn
When nobody's around you say I'm your best customer

Make me say, oh, no
I see you all alone
I'm already to another store
'Cause they just won't treat me right.

At GogoGames we treat everyone right. From our first time buyers to the old hats swappin stories about MC, we provide everyone the lowest prices and the most hassle-free shopping experience in the industry.

No registration.
No bait and switch promotions
No power leveling
No worries!

To all the beautiful peeps on the Alliance, Gogo get some gold from
GogoGnomes !

To all the Horde that eat beautiful peeps, Gogo get some gold from
GogoOgres !

I have no idea about that company but jeez o_o!

[ultravilence]

thats some well made gold spam there, and rather funny.