Offsets

[typedef]

Aren't offsets just the memory of LUA functions or am I wrong, I understand there Static and not Dynamic. But really EAX isn't that assembly? And why would I wanna learn assembly to simply take apart a game when I could make the game? Really?
I'd rather be making the world then learning a language to take apart the game.
Then if you can find a way to access the offsets, which I still dont really get. You tell me thanks and goodbye

[Cypher]

Aren't offsets just the memory of LUA functions or am I wrong, I understand there Static and not Dynamic. But really EAX isn't that assembly? And why would I wanna learn assembly to simply take apart a game when I could make the game? Really?
I'd rather be making the world then learning a language to take apart the game.
Then if you can find a way to access the offsets, which I still dont really get. You tell me thanks and goodbye

Wow.... I'm at a loss for words.

I seriously don't even know where to start in pointing out whats wrong with your logic. How about... all of it?

[argh44z]

What's more amazing is:

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/bots-p...t-builder.html

[Xarg0]

ROFLMAO, I think we should get him a dictionary so he can look up the word offset =)

@typedef
LOL LOL LOL, omfg LOL, kk I'm going to help you, an offset could be described as the distance between two points, in memory management an offset is used to acess a part of the memory, it's always important to know what memory adress the offset is relative to so you can use it ^^
The reason why you should learn asm is that it helps you to understand the hole concept of memory acess and you'll be able to understand disasmbled code, I'd recommand you to also read trought the msdn pages on memory management as you'll never ever deal with real memory adress but only with virtual microsoft ones :-)

[typedef]

Ahh man? Virtual Memory? Hey dumbass, all computer memory is virutal memory. You fail.
And try writing something out, like lets see instead of going ROFLMAOBBQ, how about shut the **** up? Thanks
And for the record A dictionary defining offset?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&f...earch&aq=f&oq=
Here you go your results fail. You fail. So shut your mouth and open your mind theres nothing in there anyways

[Cursed]

Ahh man? Virtual Memory? Hey dumbass, all computer memory is virutal memory. You fail.
And try writing something out, like lets see instead of going ROFLMAOBBQ, how about shut the **** up? Thanks
And for the record A dictionary defining offset?
define: offset - Google Search
Here you go your results fail. You fail. So shut your mouth and open your mind theres nothing in there anyways

I actually laughed IRL.

[Robske]

Ahh man? Virtual Memory? Hey dumbass, all computer memory is virutal memory. You fail.
And try writing something out, like lets see instead of going ROFLMAOBBQ, how about shut the **** up? Thanks
And for the record A dictionary defining offset?
define: offset - Google Search
Here you go your results fail. You fail. So shut your mouth and open your mind theres nothing in there anyways

So


How many people did you send your "200$ CRACKED C++ PROGRAM" to?

[Xarg0]

roflmao this guy is a one man show xD

AskOxford: offset

this should do the trick :-)

[=sinister=]

/facepalm
/fail
/youfail
/youepicfail

Your probably the guy from the Glider Forums who wanted to be a dev for glider, didn't know what an offset was, then asked in the off topic forums what a offset was, and when everyone laughed at you, you came here to ask.

[Robske]

/facepalm
/fail
/youfail
/youepicfail

Your probably the guy from the Glider Forums who wanted to be a dev for glider, didn't know what an offset was, then asked in the off topic forums what a offset was, and when everyone laughed at you, you came here to ask.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...e_internet.jpg

[=sinister=]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...e_internet.jpg

Yay I win! Anyone know if H.E.B accepts these :confused:

[Cypher]

Ahh man? Virtual Memory? Hey dumbass, all computer memory is virutal memory. You fail.
And try writing something out, like lets see instead of going ROFLMAOBBQ, how about shut the **** up? Thanks
And for the record A dictionary defining offset?
define: offset - Google Search
Here you go your results fail. You fail. So shut your mouth and open your mind theres nothing in there anyways

Wow.... You fail so much its astounding.

I'd suggest you leave these forums unless you're after some pretty brutal flaming.

[kynox]

Ahh man? Virtual Memory? Hey dumbass, all computer memory is virutal memory. You fail.
And try writing something out, like lets see instead of going ROFLMAOBBQ, how about shut the **** up? Thanks
And for the record A dictionary defining offset?
define: offset - Google Search
Here you go your results fail. You fail. So shut your mouth and open your mind theres nothing in there anyways

So.. when you realize you have failed yourself catastrophically, you attempt to reclaim some of your ego by raging the one person who tried to help you?

Don't leave school. Something tells me you're going to need all the help you can get.

[typedef]

Cypher your vocabulary fails dude. All you can say is You fail, you cant actually help anyone out because your a retard.
Cypher, I know your still in Pokemon but grow up dude.

[argh44z]

Cypher your vocabulary fails dude. All you can say is You fail, you cant actually help anyone out because your a retard.

This coming from the guy who authored the original post.

Seriously?