Retail Account

[Thaadevil]

Number 49 Please Contact me.




Yo.

Since I haven't gotten this sold; http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/mmo-...haracters.html (2.2k RBG Disc Priest & Alot More Characters)

and I got no needs for it/I'm so tired of retail I will just give it away

Rules;
1. Be registered before I made this topic.
2. Got No Scam History!
3. Atleast have some rep. (It's not hard to gain 2-3 rep)
4. Only post once in the thread since I will use "http://www.random.org/" to choose

I will provide a SS of the number that won & then you'll contact me with PM

There is 2 accounts, one with a 85 rogue and then the other one with the Priest,Shaman,DK & Twinks ^^)

They're both EU and have like 43k gold on them

The Winner will be choosen on the 24 Dec at 10 PM GMT +1. (Since it x-mas then)

Well Good luck and have fun!


Leave with a cool story below that I can read in school lol.

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[TheQt]

Sprinkles, that is all. =)

[Xalah]

I dont have any cool stories to tell :<

[Jogex]

Wow dude. That's extremely generous of you!
I would be honored to keep your wow account alive

No cool stories tho Sorry

[Freefall552]

I went to John's rave with Ron and Davea nd met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved. A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date.
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped using, was into booze and alternative music told me she was about to use it again. I said wait, first try this hallucinogen, its better than heroin and the booze and the gin. Come here lets go in there. Who's in the then? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! lets try another room "I don't trust you she said" shut up slut chew up this mushroom. This will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot butt naked and run in the woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh damn I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag!

[Remus3]

eminem you hooker lol;
also not entering the contest- no use for a wow account.

[CreativeXtent]

I would love to win!


here is a cool story for you.


Lady Gets on a Bus

A lady gets on a public bus. Without saying a word, she gestures to the bus driver by sticking
her thumb on her nose and waving her fingers at the driver.

The driver acknowledges the lady, turns to her and uses both hands in the same type of gesture
and waves all his fingers at her.

The woman holds her right arm out at the driver and chops at it a few times with her left hand.

Then the driver puts his left hand on his right bicep and jerks his right arm up in a fist at her.

The woman then cups both of her hands under her breasts and lifts gently.

So the driver places both of his hands at his crotch and gently lifts up.

Then the woman frowns, runs a finger up between her derriere, and gets off the bus.

There is another woman sitting in the front row of the bus who witnessed the whole exchange.
She speaks up, "That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on a public bus! What the
hell were you doing?"

"Listen lady," states the gruff bus driver, "the lady that got on the bus before was a deaf-mute.
She asked me if the bus went to 5th Street. I said no, we go to 10th Street. She asked if we
make many stops. I told her that this was the express. She asked if we go by the dairy, and
I told her we go by the ballpark. She said "Shit, I'm on the wrong bus!" and got off."

[Demonolith]

Really hope i win.

[HollowHD]

Really nice contest mate, would like to join with others

There's a little story I wanna tell you. Once upon a time, your dog got hit by u truck this morning ) (by Stacy Keach ) !

[shindaustin]

Honestly, as a player who has twinked since Vanilla and ran several twink servers.. I would love to see the Twink Account. It would be in good hands.


Here's a story, i don't know how anyone from Eu would respond to it though

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[kozzzan]

Must have! :O

Cool story (COPY N PASTE BABY):
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

[irfanqureshi]

Cool bro, I have no story other than this.

Once upon a time I was bored and had nothing to do much in life, I have decided to hop on my computer chair and start my PC. I opened my browser with last session working.
a site opened with the named Ownedcore, excitedly I clicked on Contest link with the hope someday i will win something. I saw a thread with a free account giveaway, My eyes started shining I crossed my finger and made a post.

day after days I waited for my name to turn in, one day as usual I opened my browser and my favourite site opened, I saw a notification of a PM, my heart started pumping fast, my fingers got crossed unintentionally and I saw a msg in my inbox from Thaadevil. tadaaa I wont the account. I made some super sexy cyber smooches to him and I played on my new account happily ever after.

danm I am soo bad at making stories.

[DeathComesForU]

Was just minding my own business at Domination Point, on top of the highest tower, when some jerk ambushed me and slapped my shit.
You can probably guess why having your corpse on a large tower in Pandaria is a bad thing...

[aionic11]

Here's the world's shortest horror story:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

[Dante]

Here's the world's shortest horror story:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

"...it was your dog that wanted to get some of your food."