Hey MMOwned, here is the most useless guide ever to getting banned with style!
1. Use AMulti/WoWInfinity to hack in WSG battles to capture flags extremely fast. HINT: Do this on a WSG Call To Arms Weekend and powerlevel your other accounts or friends. (Insane Experience)
2. Go to a forbidden zone, (i.e. - GM Island) and get a friend to tell trade (/2) to type "/who <ENTER YOUR NAME HERE>" And lol at the whispers you get. Then proceed to reporting yourself using many profanities in the ticket.
3. Spam trade saying this "Im quiting WoW after 4 years, giving away 140k Gold to the first person to whisper me.. :[" Make sure you have this on your ctrl - v (Copy / Paste) "/dnd We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I, A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, You wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand... Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you." Paste that the second after you begin to spam trade, do it before you post in trade so there isn't a [DND] Beside your name :], Watch as people hate on you, and report you. If this does not get you a a spamming suspention, just spam your macro to a GM. That probably should!
4. Cyber with someone in a public area (i.e. Dalaran, Orgrimmar, Stormwind), but make sure its extremely dirty and/or racist, to gaurentee that ban!
5. Host a lottery in a public area, do it for about 3 hours and give the hundreds of thousands of gold you obtain from it to a random person.
6. Make a ton of trial accounts and write things on the ground, gold spammer style!
7. Spam a fake gold selling site in trade chat, claim your gold to be very very cheap and make it look very illiterate and Chinese.
8. Make tons of Swastikas on the ground using white and red flares, if you are unable to get these bodies SHOULD work to.
9. MORE TO COME! POST YOUR IDEAS HERE!
Enjoy the suspention