i have 10 free diablo 2 keysets

[KRSjr]

Post here why you should get and ill pm winners.

[kataldt]

I need one because my wife and child are starving and need the sustenance of the dungeon crawl in order to survive. I also have AIDS, and cancer - seventeen kinds of cancer. And my parents are dead. And I'm crippled, I can't use my legs.


Nah, I just want one if you get a spare.

[Debt]

because im defender of the holy pie?

[InfectedWoW]

Im lost in a jungle and im with my family - 33 children under the age of 3 and 4 above the age of 9
my wife has poisen ivey, one leg,and no arms, theres an aligator atacking with crazy people with no eyes or legs.

My children are all constipated
mabey if they saw the keys and got on diablo they might poopi there pants

Please

also i have aids/hiv/crabs etc and so do 14 of my children..
they are trying to do things to eachother to make me have grandchildren so we can survive

Please help!!!


if u got extra ill be glad to have one

lol

[kataldt]

In all seriousness, though, my friend and I (from WoW, we've actually become best friends - we happened to live within a couple hours of each other, and we go out drinking once a month now) would like to play Diablo II together. However, his computer has a lot of problems with Hamachi, so we can't play it through that. (And for some reason, he can't direct IP connect - I think he's just a moron when it comes to his PC)

We are very bored of WoW and want something to play together while we're waiting. We're both Diablo fans, but can't find our cases.

No, we don't NEED Diablo II keys, but if you could spare 2 keys, it would be GREATLY appreciated.

Let me know!

[ferocity]

Thanks for giving away CD keys!


Eh, I haven't played Diablo II in a very long time, and would like to play again, so far I've bought 2 key sets and lost both of them, no clue where they are.

[Mentol]

I want it because I really want to try Diablo 2 before buying Diablo 3.
I played it when I was a kid<3

[Noobcraft]

Because nuff said.

[Killalots]

I've got AIDS and if you don't give one to me, I'll give it to you


Note: there is no known cure for AIDS, so yea...

[Dr. Horrible]

1.) I need one cause i have no friends as they were all killed in a car crash where i was driving the car (I was the only one to survive), my family was assassinated because i could not pay off the money for a loan i used to buy cocaine which i have been addicted to since i was six, and i am now contemplating suicide and the only way i can escape my hell hole of a life would be to play sum Diablo II.

[Nemorosa]

Well I don't have an awesome reason but I've never played it and would like to try it. I'll also give you rep.

[Shadowlurk]

I like cookies thats why i deserve one

[Frogzilla]

First of all, my grandmother has scabies. That is reason number -3.

2nd of all, my banana carcass is rotting and it is duely noted that Diablo 2 shall cure my fruity friend of his bananular plague.

Third of half of them, canteen ******.

5th of Six, can I haz it?

7th of Q, I have to pee, brb afk bio.

Yellow of Num Lock, back, sorry, dont tell me you started Onyxia without me? ****.

Skanky Tiger Balls, I cant find my diablo 2 keys. But damn straight, I have CDs.

[Reddox]

If you'd be so kind as to lend me a cdkey or two I'd appreciate it .

I need them for:

Playing and self muling.

[Hofan]

I'd like it because I understand your signature bahaha on a better note would love it to get back into d2