Joke thread (Appropriate and Inappropriate)

[lardbucket]

What's more fun than swinging a baby round by it's legs at 80mph?

Stopping its face with a shovel.

[Dante]

What's more fun than swinging a baby round by it's legs at 80mph?

Stopping its face with a shovel.

What is the difference between Micheal Jacksson and Ownedcore?
They both had black skin once :>

[DragoHorse]

There are two fishes in a tank, and one says: ''How do you drive this thing?''

[killerbitch]

a boat full of lawler's start's to sink, what's it called....?

[WizardTrokair]

a boat full of lawler's start's to sink, what's it called....?

A good start?

[WizardTrokair]

Two peanuts were walking in the park.

One was assaulted.

[Remus3]

the other peanut watched in horror and fell to pieces, the assailant was milk chocolate only wanting to make a reeses.
taking the opportunity we gained peanut butter cups and reeses pieces travel.

cops found no reason to pursue the affair.

--aka idk....

https://www.google.com/search?q=rees...hrome&ie=UTF-8 **

[Watcher]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

[WizardTrokair]

Have you guys heard about the new drink they are serving at bars? It is called a "Sandy".

From what I hear, it is just a watered down Manhattan...