Longest OwnedCore thread

[FuryExploiting]

Not a big fan due to the fact that I never tried it.

Will you marry me?

[OverLordErIcH]

No because you are a guy and I'm straight.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Remus3]

The egg through mutation/evolution.

DayZ: are you a hero or a bandit?

[WizardTrokair]

Depends on which side you ask, I suppose. And don't call me DayZ.

Is today going to be better than yesterday?

[Remus3]

what? no sense was made.

no

in the game DayZ: would you prefer to be running around as a bandit or hero.

[WizardTrokair]

I made sense. Without knowing DayZ was a game, I just answered honestly... whether you are a "bandit" or a "hero" usually depends on which side you're asking. Think Robin Hood. To answer your question...I've never heard of the game DayZ, so I could only guess that I would be a hero. And you're correct... today isn't much better than yesterday.

Do you like Hard Cider? (as in Magners, Bulmers, Woodchuck, CiderJack, Woodpecker, etc etc)

[Elektropop]

Yeah, it'a alright.

Favorite batman villain?

[CreativeXtent]

Yeah, it'a alright.

Favorite batman villain?

Joker,

Favorite thing to put in your ass?

[WizardTrokair]

Pineapple.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Devanh]

Well, that depends entirely on whether it's a European or an African Swallow.

What's your favourite comedy sketch?

[WizardTrokair]

That's a tough one. Probably not my favorite comedy sketch per se... but one of my favorite comedy moments was the last five minutes of the South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode. I absolutely lost it the first time I saw that. Really any comedy that completely crosses the line I find pretty funny... so all those roasts that have been happening lately (like the recent Roseanne roast) I really enjoy. Old Lenny Bruce skits are classic. Oh man, what about Dennis Leary's 'No Cure For Cancer'? First time I heard that I almost pissed myself. So hard to pick a favorite sketch!!

Do you use yellow Post-It notes?

[Watcher]

No i don't

What makes you happy?

[Elektropop]

Reputation.

What kind off cellphone do you own?

[WizardTrokair]

Normally I would say "I don't own a cellphone"... but one of my clients at work has had trouble getting in touch with me recently, so my boss purchased me a little Verizon LG flip thingy just for that client. He is the only one with the phone number.

Do you ever get mushrooms and pickles in a steak & cheese sub?

[Elektropop]

It happens.

Are you religious in any way?