Cleverbot lulz

[Dombo]

Cleverbot.com

an AI chatbot.

Post funny conversations.

[Xel]

2dgreengiant is an idiot
No I'm not.
2dgreengiant is an idiot
Damn right he is!
Is he a fgt?
No, he's a human like me.

[I Hypnotoad I]

My Personality is apparently an overweight ebony female.


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[Xel]

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love...

User: You know the rules and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.

User: And desert you.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: You forgot the words and so did I.

Cleverbot: To the song. How are you?

[Thidan]

Aahahahahahah awesome!

[d3rrial]

This is just wrong! Bad Cleverbot! Go to your room!

Edit: You cannot annoy Cleverbot oO

[Sneakylemons]

Trees? Not likely.

P.S - btw, this is an old one that i had on my photobucket from when i was playing with this site which is why the header is different, good times.

[stoneharry]

I don't like this robot...

[Killalots]

Ha SH, you actually made me pee a little.

Funny stuff!

[Mr.Zunz]

Cleverbot: Why are you always right?
User: Because I'm God.
Cleverbot: If you are god can I ask you something?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I wish for lots of money.
User: Your a bot, you dont need money.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, I'm a human.
User: No you're not!
Cleverbot: I am a human so you better believe me...
User: Or else?
Cleverbot: Or else, I'm going to cut your head off.
User: Oshi- RUN FOR THE HILLS.

I Lolled...

[Dobbs]

Lol had a laugh on this.

[Confucius]

Cleverbot: So you are a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: N.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you are.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So am I just talking to a computer?

User: I am too.

Cleverbot: You are too what?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So are you Swedish or not?

User: Uhh.

Cleverbot: I'm trying not to lose my head.

[nothinglol]

User: Double team.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sweet! Double penetration?

Cleverbot: Double yes.

Cleverbot: So can I play with  it?

User: With  what?

Cleverbot: It.
 
User: It?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: That I am a girl.

 User: A pretty girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 User: What if I said you are not  a pretty girl.

Cleverbot: I  would agree, as I am a boy.

Sometimes I just don't understand you Cleverbot...