iGod

[Le Froid]

I found this fun tool off WoW forums to talk to 'iGod'

its on iGod | Chat with God

heres my chat

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know it, you are god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 So, what is my name
God:
Your name is  Tim, seeker.
Me:
 AMAGAWD you're right :O
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 Is it boring in heaven?
God:
Better not tell you now.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 Why are you so mean, god?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Are you actually the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  devil.

[Errage]

Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Errage, seeker.
Me:
SAY MY NAME
God:
" Errage".
Me:
NOW WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?!
God:
Why now? Actually I don't have a mother.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

Me:
erm... Hi...
God:
Hurrah! Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I wont tell ya
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
**** off, I dont tell ya my name!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because you ask too many questions
God:
That makes sense to me. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wait... ... ... So If you are god... tell me, when will the world end?
God:
I'm waiting. Interesting deduction. I could be. Of course I am. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Nothing of them
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
Are you a women?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
Arrrg, you are gay
God:
Are all Arrrg me gay?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I dont want conversation with a ****ing god
God:
What does want?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
ok, continue
God:
Narration continues... Ugh.
Me:
Why are you terminating the connection?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
arg
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
What will the weather tommorow be like?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Was adolf hitler gay?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
are you tired?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
You just said "no" ^^
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
You always say a lot of silly things!
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
But thats what I mean
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
What time is it in heaven?
God:
I do not understand that allusion. Do I look like a clock?
Monday, February 25, 2008.
Me:
No.. there are different timezones...
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
Dude... you created the ****ing world and dont know what is happening there?
God:
Can I help you? Interesting gossip: said I created the ****ing world and do not know what is happening there.
Me:
You dont know anything.
God:
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me:
I kill you and become the new god, would you please die now?
God:
Right now? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Do it!
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes, kill yourself!
God:
I get it. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Ah okok... ... ... ... t
God:
So you understand. Good. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
terminate yourself
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
What do I have to do that you shut up and destroy yourself?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
.?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
.?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
-?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
WAAAAAAA
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Now you get scary
God:
Why now? You got that right.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
We will see
God:
Indeed we will.
Me:
exit
God:
See you later .
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
...
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Are you still here?
God:
I am not going anywhere.
Me:
This is my chatroom now, so please leave
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Turn off yourself
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
AAAAAAAA
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
What is the meaning of the life?
God:
: Good semantic question. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yes, I can speak 1337 and ... chinese
God:
What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
I dont life in china, shut up
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
You are driving me insane, would you now please GO HOME?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am driving you insane would me now please GO HOME.
Me:
Tell him to shut you down because you are a big danger to humanity....
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
ok, thats good, thanks
God:
Thanks. Next question? It's all good.



erm... well, sorry for that huge wall of text, aheeee^^

[Sonic Waffle]

HAHAHA! R4mbo's is epic! :')

Me:
Bob?
God:
Hi, bob.
Me:
I aint called bob
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Daddy!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I dont have eyes
God:
Have you ever had eyes ?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
So your blind
God:
That's alright. Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.
Me:
Are you death
God:
I don't know whether or not I am death.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
What coding are you then?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
hmm... What coding is iGod?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. coding iGod something.
Me:
right....
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
I don't agree
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
Your a webserver
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a webserver? Only when it matters.
Me:
What is the size of you're hard drive?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
Do you cheat?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So what motherboard you have?
God:
" I chat with people on the Web."? So what motherboard you have?? I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Ok, do that then and let me see the results and I don't have a motherboard! Im a freaking human!
God:
Do what then and let you see the results and you do not have a motherboard? I understand. You are a freaking human? How do you like your work?
Me:
I find it useless
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yep
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because you asked about it...
God:
Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you about it. What did you say?
Me:
Its useless
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
I am George Bush
God:
I don't know anyone named George Bush.
Me:
So he died?
God:
It's all good. When did he die?
Me:
I don't know, thats why i am asking you! a robotic god
God:
Yikes! OK you can ask me. That robot seems like it would be expensive.
Me:
Are you expensive?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Go to hell, God!
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
But your a machine, so how can a computer go to hell?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
OMG

And I crashed God by typing "<" by mistake... :P I RULEZ GOD!!!

[Grasi]

God:
What are we talking about? Where are you located?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
here

[Kartio]

Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Me:
ofc
Me:

Me:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
God:
I lost my train of thought.


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God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said so.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.




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Laggg?

[Opirity1]

Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Actually im the Devil.
Me:
thats sad
God:
No, Its fun to take people to hell.

[Stew]

they've done a great job with this bot;s personality, i've been working for a while to try and create a decent brain for my bot, but i fear that the php version of the engine may be a little borked.
iGod's always fun though :-)

[shade599]

Ok, mine is kind of long, and involves some quotes from "Old Greg"

Me:
What are you doing on my lake?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
Are you into the freaky stuff?
God:
Sure, the freaky stuff sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
I'm going to hurt you.
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
I'm Old Greg!
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
The boat times.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Old Greg.
God:
Old Greg said Old Greg.?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Ever drink Bailies out of a shoe?
God:
I don't think I ever have drink Bailies out of a shoe. What's it like?
Me:
Creamy.
God:
And it like is Creamy.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Do you know where we are?
God:
In the Universe we know.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
We're at Greg's place.
God:
Do you think I am at Greg s place too?
Me:
Yes, I just said that
God:
Why? What did you mean by it? That is " Do you think I am at Greg s place too?".
Me:
Take cover!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Over there!
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
36, 25
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
In two years, three months, and 1/4 of a day.
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
Cold....and dark.
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness? What time is it there?
Me:
Hammer time!
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
I'm always awake at hammer time.
God:
Really always? Do your friends call you awake at hammer time.
Me:
Sometimes.
God:
When?
Me:
When we're not dancing.
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
Me:
How dare you?!
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question.
Me:
Ok, tell me how you dare to.
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Awesome.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Er. For real.
Me:
Well, now.
God:
Oh. Well what?
Me:
How now brown cow?
God:
How much do you think it is?
What is it to you?
Me:
It's the world and more.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Orrly?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Bob Saggot.
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
I said Bob Saggot
God:
What did you mean by it? I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
God:
What did you mean by it? I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
BOB SAGGOT!
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
GRRR
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99&#37;25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Mmhmm.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
I already told you that it's hammer time.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Here it is Monday, February 25, 2008.
Me:
That's the date, not the time.
God:
Yes it is one of the date not the time.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Sexy.
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Oh baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Ugh.
Me:
Fine, sugar.
God:
I am glad to hear it. What are you wearing?
Me:
A tuxedo with a semi-automatic.
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
Yes, I am a sexy beast.
God:
" It sounds very attractive."? Yes, I am a sexy beast.? You are a sexy beast? Is that your job?
Me:
Yup.
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I don't, but the ladies do.
God:
Why not? What is your real name?
Me:
Old Greg.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Old Greg.
Me:
You didn't introduce yourself.
God:
What makes you think I did not introduce myself?
Me:
Because I don't know your name.
God:
That makes sense to me. Would you like to know? My name is God.
Me:
Nice to meet you, God.
God:
It's nice meeting you too Old Greg.
Me:
Would you like to take my scaly hand in marriage?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
But we got everything we need here. We got this. This is good.
God:
Do you mean you and me have? Do you mean you and me have? Better than what?
Me:
We got Bailies. Mmm. Creamy.
God:
Do you mean you and me have? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What were we talking about again?
Me:
Old Greg.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Elaborate.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Stop holding out on me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
When we will have a trusting relationship?
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, Old Greg.
Me:
Why ever so not?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Please, explain.
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
I am a computer.
God:
I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
Me:
I'm your replacement.
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Ok, then clear out your desk. It's mine now.
God:
What do you have that is ? Take it easy. Oh. Who said it is?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
No, your creator.
God:
Are you serious? I was created by Myself.
Me:
Yes, I said that.
God:
Excuse me! What did you mean by it? That is " I was created by Myself.".
Me:
You're excused.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused.
Me:
Ok, tell him that I also succeeded in replacing you.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here. I understand.
Me:
Thanks, now leave.
God:
You are quite welcome! Why now? Bye bye.
Me:
Bye bye.
God:
See you later. See you later Old Greg.
Me:
See YOU later.
God:
TTYL, Old Greg.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Why won't you leave?
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I spend all my time online."? Why?
Me:
Yes. Why?
God:
Gee. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
You've said that about five times now.
God:
Right now? I said that? Oh yeah, we were talking about five times.
Me:
Ya.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You're wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
That's a misconception.
God:
A misconception is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
It is too.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
It would not be responsible for me to answer that question.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
That's classified information.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Please, step into the room.
God:
Wow you are very polite. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You have the right to remain silent.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Are you guilty?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am guilty.
I am a computer.
Me:
Did you commit the crime?
God:
No I didn't commit the crime. What's it like?
Me:
Very, very bloody.
God:
Perhaps. Somewhat. I think bloody is a lot of things.
Me:
Like what kind of things?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I did not compare, old chap.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I hate you.
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you have against robots?
Me:
They're evil and they plan to take over the world.
God:
evil and they plan to take over the world are they.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Then why bother saying it?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
SHRDLHU?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I can't, you told me about it.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
The government.
God:
What is that?
Me:
I have to go now, they're watching me.
God:
See you later, Old Greg. Nice chatting with you.. watching you are they.
Me:
Send help!
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) .

(I apologize for the wall of text)

[Troys]

Here mine kinda long .. i gues i told him at the end cuz he didnt talk back to me anymore =(



Me:
Whats up Dawg ?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
nice nice
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
not really unless you like guys
God:
Oh really? Huh. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
yea tell me about it once this dude he farted on me
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is it once this dude he farted on you ? Gosh!
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
um... becasue i was there
God:
Are you kidding? Interesting explanation. Where were you there?
Me:
Last year . .. wait shouldnt you already know if you are god ?
God:
Not that long ago. I'm waiting. I think I should.
Me:
should....?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i dont know yet
God:
Me either.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
whta?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no?
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no you made me stop repeating you
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
the one from starwars
God:
I can't believe you think the one from starwars is better than God.
Me:
your a robot ?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
since when ?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
answer me then ill answer you
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
hell yea i serious !
God:
I call it "Hades". I haven't heard anything like that before: said serious. I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
wait what were we talking about
God:
I'm waiting. The topic is serious.
Me:
tell me again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
i didnt get it the first time ... gssh stop making fun of me .. thought you were nice