So I'm staying at this Holiday Inn Express, and they have a place where you can get some food for breakfast. I grab this blueberry muffin that is absolutely HUGE and take it back to the table. I bite into the muffin and its as hard as a rock. disgusting too. My dad had the same muffin and liked it no more than I. He is talking about it with my mother and sister and says "I dont care how big it is, as long as it tastes good". I quickly reply "That's what she said" and proceed to lmao.