Evil dog..? and how to get rid of her.

[Carriantor]

Well about 3 weeks ago, my girlfriend wanted a puppy, so I went out and bought her one for 250. It was a chihuahua girl, she named it Angel. So the thing is that the thing is possessed or something. I usually go downstairs and eat, around 7ish, my girlfriend is at work then, and when I eat the dog goes on the couch, looks at me with this look. It's like a "I'll kill you when your not looking" look. One time she also attacked my leg, didn't do much damage, but ripped my jeans really bad. Now when I come downstairs she starts attacking me. The thing is, I was nice to her, and she's like a devil. So I was wondering how I would get rid of this dog, or could I get an exorcist or something. I was thinking of leaving the dog outside and hopefully it runs away. Then I would be able to say to my girlfriend, "You left the door open, and she ran away!" So any thoughts or solutions?

[velocity]

Maybe it thinks you're ugly?
My dads got a dog and his friend that lives with him always gets attacked or growled at after like 2 years of feeding it and walking it and etc.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

Yes, sometimes the devil hides inside little animals. I've seen it for my self,
and even photographed it. You should do exorcism.

[kelat]

I'd say either A) feed the dog and walk and it do nice dog-things for it or B) kick it every time it pisses you off; I'm sure the dog will stop eventually

[Errage]

The dog thinks it's dominant over you! You have to prove your dominance.

Should look up some ways on Google. Also, are you looking at the dog in the eyes? Or does it just randomly attack you?

[Phase228]

Well about 3 weeks ago, my girlfriend wanted a puppy, so I went out and bought her one for 250. It was a chihuahua girl, she named it Angel. So the thing is that the thing is possessed or something. I usually go downstairs and eat, around 7ish, my girlfriend is at work then, and when I eat the dog goes on the couch, looks at me with this look. It's like a "I'll kill you when your not looking" look. One time she also attacked my leg, didn't do much damage, but ripped my jeans really bad. Now when I come downstairs she starts attacking me. The thing is, I was nice to her, and she's like a devil. So I was wondering how I would get rid of this dog, or could I get an exorcist or something. I was thinking of leaving the dog outside and hopefully it runs away. Then I would be able to say to my girlfriend, "You left the door open, and she ran away!" So any thoughts or solutions?

two mistakes in buying a dog!

lol nah

but still when it messes with you growls at you Bite It's Ear(Seriously)

then teach it sit and such like Make it sit then say Sit and give it a treat yadayada and so on with other tricks and sooner or a later it will get loyal to you and your GF's demon dog shall be a trained demon dog ready to attack anyone you want!

[-Lex]

Kill it with a shotgun.

[Zoidberg]

Kill it with a shotgun.

And what is the Excuse?
"I was cleaning my Shotgun, and suddenly it went off and hit the dooooooog"?

[Troys]

And what is the Excuse?
"I was cleaning my Shotgun, and suddenly it went off and hit the dooooooog"?

Lmao <Filler>

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

Hmmm... buy a rat with hydrophobia (rabies) and have a look how it kills the chihuahua.... tell your GF the rat killed it.
Hahaha, okok, now something serios... maybe you are to afraight... its a CHIHUAHUA... look into its eyes, knee down put your hands up infront of your face and fight with it. Hold its head away from your face with one hand, with the other hand pull away its front legs so it falls. Thats how I fight with dogs. Show it whos the boss, hehe.

[Carriantor]

Currently, I'm trying to tame the dog, I hold its nose and mouth and smack it in the ass with a newspapers. Not really working but a start.

[mkeg0dn]

Call Michael Vick...problem solved

[D3m0n1ca]

Shoot the dog out of a potato cannon.

[Loveshock]

Shoot the dog out of a potato cannon.

I second that motion

[Hellson]

Currently, I'm trying to tame the dog, I hold its nose and mouth and smack it in the ass with a newspapers. Not really working but a start.

Oh thats win, what you should do is everytime it annoys you spray it with citrus, dogs hate citrus.