Okay, you know those red phones they have in Walmart? You know, u pick them up, everyone can hear your voice.
I was in isle 4 with my little bro, getting some stuff for my mom, there were two Russian hot girls in the row.
My little brother picks up red phone:
"We need a rectal glove in isle 4, also, i think we need a blowjob."
Guess what?
BANSTICK FROM WALMART!