Here are a couple of funny Jokes

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1.
The Blonde's Petition Letter...
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise.




2.
There was a blonde looking for a job.A man thinks she is intelligent so he hires her at a elmo factory. After awhile the man sees the machine backed up where the girl works he goes down there only to see the blonde sewing two balls to the end of each elmo. The man screams 'I told you to give 'em two test tickles not two testicles.

3. and last

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

take the pin out and throw it back