So we all have those great quotes that we hear. Some are hilarious, some are just plain stupid, and some make no sense what so ever. But most of those memorable ones are funny. This is a thread dedicated to all those great quotes that we pick up throughout the days. Please first say the quote, and then if it helps the quote to make sense or it makes the quote funnier, say the situation. You can also leave out the situation if it makes it funnier like I'm about to do.
"Are you gonna sit there and pet it or are you gonna stick it in your mouth?"