o.O Sign me up for this guild...

[ChanTicO]

k so i've never been one to judge people based on their beliefs and/or agenda....so long as it doesnt affect me in any way . . .but guys, you gotta check this link out if you havent seen it before..... I assure you it's an actual page. . .not someone trying to be funny or w/e...(which is what i thought)

W/ that being said....enjoy this site

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1006/ch...ildcharter.html

[Kezah]

That is just so sick.

[Ashrow]

Oh, wow... I can't really say anything else... I'm just too dumbfounded to laugh at this...

[kelat]

Wait.... are they serious?

I think it's a joke, but wow. That's really intense o.o

Depresses me that people like that exist :P But I shall say no more...

[ChanTicO]

heh ya the site is a parody. . .but dayum did it freak me the hell out.

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[Remahlól]

I actually would like to join such a guild.

"<3 Jesus."

[Conflag]

I didn't look at it...Mainly because of the comments

[Imamrcool]

I saw a post here on these forums where a kid was going around breaking up guilds...I think we have your next target kid.

[Stolencheese]

Wow, I'm glad that's a parody as it's a little extreme for me to handle after sitting around for god knows how long playing WoW. Weak and tired from the lack of food and peering upon the brightly colored words of jesus christ! I'd almost convert then right on the spot.

Wait, Who am I kidding? Pff.

[Imamrcool]

If you read the rules it sounds more like a cult to me.."you WILL send everything you get to billy"...and no gnomes cause they can see up skirts LOL, and warlocks got fiery balls.

[#ClumsyWizard]

-.- If that guild was real.. If I was a member of it and I'm looking of a SS of my character with 19,090g then would I be called a hell child for not giving tit to billy?

[dictator8]

Wow, I'm glad that's a parody as it's a little extreme for me to handle after sitting around for god knows how long playing WoW. Weak and tired from the lack of food and peering upon the brightly colored words of jesus christ! I'd almost convert then right on the spot.

Wait, Who am I kidding? Pff.

OmG HAHaHA that made me laugh

[pyrojunkie]

"We are currently not accepting Gnomes as members. Gnomes are a very small "human-like" race. Although some find them to be cute, there is a perversion that lurks beneath their seemingly innocent eyes. We found after hours of playing them, there is a glitch where if you stand next to a female, and accidentally hit your mouse wheel, you can see right up her skirt. Until the smarty-pants game coders at Blizzard fix this glitch, we will not be allowing Gnomes in our guild. "

Oh... my.. god

[Bane.]

"We are currently not accepting Gnomes as members. Gnomes are a very small "human-like" race. Although some find them to be cute, there is a perversion that lurks beneath their seemingly innocent eyes. We found after hours of playing them, there is a glitch where if you stand next to a female, and accidentally hit your mouse wheel, you can see right up her skirt. Until the smarty-pants game coders at Blizzard fix this glitch, we will not be allowing Gnomes in our guild. "

Oh... my.. god

Rofl... beat me to it XD

-The Dude