Have you been using the old noodle too much lately? Want to type like a 12 year old, but just can't lower yourself down to that level of stupidity? Use this generator! The AOLer Translator
Example:
I type in "MMOwned is the best site I have ever seen on the internet!"
I hit translate
and it comes out "MOWN3D SI DA BST SIET I HAEV 3VER SEN ON TEH INTERNET!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL"
It works!