Is your son a hacker?

[DeMoN]

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

came across this artical its rther old but still a fun read....enjoy and post your fav. qoute mines:

"If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface."


enjoy,
-DeMoN

[Skull]

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash" One word lol!

[gogobananas]

The only reason I buy AMD is to help those child labour companies in third world countries. Its the right thing to do.

[kelat]

Man, this thing is absolutely hysterical.

[Wolfly]

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

Brilliant!

[Omanon]

They had no idea how much worse things were gonna get. -_-

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

"If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association"

WTF?!?! I want to destroy that adequacy.org... what a crap!

[Obex]

this was a joke someone made and then a parent thought it was real and posted it on the parent web site

[Zokmag]

LILO = Lol i like onyxia! :P

[jjaa]

LOL is all i can say

[Spurven]

LOOOOL, That was just so... LOOOOL

[Tharos]

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[MaXe L3G3ND]

The only reason I buy AMD is to help those child labour companies in third world countries. Its the right thing to do.

AMD Processors is still imho the best as they can push their cpu's for playing games very well. I remember when they came out on the market and became big quite fast, it was very neat processors and they still are lol.

They were also the first to make a 64bit cpu i think, so i don't think it's a cheap company as their technology is quite advanced compared to Intel Inside (toilet paper lol jk )

[Matador]

Damn... People with IQ of 5 are at that site...
Just look at this Poll from there:

I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
Votes: 11015

WTF?

[Loveshock]

Epic paragraph

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

And what the f*ck is up with this?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.