Wish thread.

[DeMoN]

Granted. You become allergic to pool-water(how inconvenient), and can't swim.

I wish I had a 70 Gnome Warrior on the server Shadowsong

granted your account is banned for out sourcing to chinese farmers for power lvling

i wish i had something to do besides look at pron and reply to nonfullfilling waste of life threads on a board for a game i dont even play.

[GoombaMan]

Granted : Porn was banned to every age in 10/30/07

[IamAnoob]

I wish that life wasn't real, and was imagninary so I could stick a fork down my throat .

[shade599]

I wish that life wasn't real, and was imagninary so I could stick a fork down my throat .

Granted: You stop existing because there's no such thing as life.

I wish that I could have the power to control minds!

[Tristan]

Granted: You stop existing because there's no such thing as life.

I wish that I could have the power to control minds!

Granted. I stole yours.

I wish I had a bomb shelter that could not be broken into, and that I had an infinite supply of everything that would appear whenever I wished for it, and the the world would never die, and that no one could kill me, and finally, I have every super power.

[Joetherogue]

Granted. You got aids.


I wish I was taller.

[GoombaMan]

Granted : Your Taller but you got smushed by a huge crate and became half the size you were when you grew taller

[Daft]

Granted : Your Taller but you got smushed by a huge crate and became half the size you were when you grew taller

You didn't make a wish

anyways, I wish the Xbox 360 could never brake!

[Fault]

You didn't make a wish

anyways, I wish the Xbox 360 could never brake!

Granted: But Xbox 720 came out, ur system is obsolete

I wish it was the weekend

[issuesbunny]

C-C-C-Combo Breaker.

[IamAnoob]

(( no wish? ))

I wish that I had an Xbox 720, and the whole series of Halo, and the books.

And that I couldn't die of aids.

[DeMoN]

Granted : Porn was banned to every age in 10/30/07

that made no sense to my prior wish since i wasnt wishing about pron

(( no wish? ))

I wish that I had an Xbox 720, and the whole series of Halo, and the books.

And that I couldn't die of aids.

granted the 720 comes packed with sars and anthrax you die game over....


i wish my scanner would pick up a fricken 139 port already!!!

[Firstblood]

Granted, but 10 years old kid scammed it becouse he thinked gnomes are lame.
I wish I had anti-gnome laser shotgun whit unlimited ammos

[Banksey]

Granted, But when one see a lion...One must get into the car.

I wish one cat didn't lead to another :/

[DeMoN]

granted they all now lead to dogs your cat dies of aids

i wish that the person that last answered my wish actually new i said SCANNER not SCAMMER (as in ip/port scanner) and actually knew that port 139 is netbios and the easiest thing to hack on an unsecure machine.